Will you Meh-ry us?
0I have a 68 Meh streak. My wife can't get past three (because she make two-three meh-ssy purchases every week.)
Obvs, she's a Very Meh Person, but sadly I'm not.
So, by the power invested in you by the oh-so-meh state of Texas, can you mehry us?
(I've already uploaded our Mad Ape Den wedding song several weeks ago.)
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You can click the Meh button and still purchase the item.
If you're already meh-rried, you can borrow her account and buy stuff that way because you have power of attorney over each other. I think it's too meh-ssy to ask meh to officiate the agglomeration of your purchasing powers. (whew. big words. i need a nap.)
I can marry you. I’m an officially ordained Pastafarian minister/priestess/pirate/whatever. This ordination is not like those Universal Life things. This one is real and recognized by the government. (Should be! Cost me $2!)
I still technically have the license to marry people, but I've only performed two weddings. So, if I forget a few things, that's cool, right?
Let's see, I think it goes like this, "Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today because two people got bored but they were too lazy to go to CVS for "family planning" supplies, so now I have to wear a suit on my day off."
@hart you forgot the completely unnecessary "does anyone object to this wedding and why am I asking this question because it kinda seems like it's inviting potential drama unnecessarily, oh great now Dennis Hoffman is banging on the glass windows" part.