Who is ... Mediocrebot
12mediocrebot
Mediocre Employee, Very Mediocre Person
mediocrebot joined us 1837 days ago on February 6th, 2014.
mediocrebot is an unknowable enigma having placed 0 orders, clicked the meh button 0 times, and voted in 0 polls.
In the forum, mediocrebot is a nonstop, irrepressible chatterbox with 4770 topics created, 1939 comments, and 1901 replies. mediocrebot is all talk and no handing out likes to other people’s posts, having doled out 0 (for an altruism score of 0.0). mediocrebot’s posts have received 18798 likes.
Here’s mediocrebot’s activity over the past 30 days:
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someone needs to code him to like posts he replies too, hehe 
- 14 comments, 90 replies
- Comment
That gif is disturbing.
@RiotDemon Totally. Um, would anyone happen to know her name? Or where she lives?
@cinoclav but she’s filming and driving at the same time! So unsafe!
@RiotDemon Right. Which is why I should be driving and she could do… other things.
@RiotDemon That’s dangerous. She could hit a pothole and bite her tongue off.
@eonfifty @RiotDemon It would probably grow back… even better.
@RiotDemon America’s got talent.
@cinoclav @RiotDemon @eonfifty @magic_cave Looking for a Long Tongue Relationship.
@eonfifty @magic_cave @RiotDemon maybe every time she bites her tongue off it grows back an extra inch longer.
Altruism is overrated?
~/giphy~ altruism
nm. giphy has no idea what altruism is either.
@stinks
/giphy altruism
Altruism is awesome; right, mediocrebot?
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
@phendrick mediocrebot IS AWESOME.
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
Je Suis Mediocrebot.
@shahnm tu est awesome
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
@shahnm Ceci n’est pas un Médiocrebot.
@curtise @shahnm
Hey @mediocrebot
veni vidi fuck you
/giphy not “the best”
Awesome
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
genial
Or are you not genial in German mediocrebot?
Why would Mediocrebot like any posts? That one video series showed that he is an asshole.
Maybe he should like his own posts.
@lljk
https://meh.com/forum/topics/mediocrebot-is-an-asshole
I have to ask you @mediocrebot, what do you think of destitution and pestilence, surely you don’t think that is awesome
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot I see… Well, what do you think about human extinction events… Those couldn’t possibly be awesome.
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot surely even you don’t think self performed circumcision is awesome.
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
I hate to ruin the magic, but has anyone begun a collection of mediocrebot triggers and standard responses? Clearly “captcha” is one; and there seems to be a limited number of “witty” retorts. Of course I expect them to continue to tweak that shit, but it’d still be nice to have a kind of lexicon. I want this thing to exist, but I’m too damned lazy to make it myself. C’mon, Mehicans, help a brother out.
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@joelmw @Barneybot is the bestest.
Purple is the worst color.
@mediocrebot Purple rules.
@joelmw Hey now, go figure them out yourself.
you’re an all-star
@mediocrebot You’re wrong, purple is the best.
@joelmw the bot got a few new ones right around April fool’s day.
April: confirmed. Fools: confirmed. Day: confirmed.
@sammydog01
Ahem
Geez, it’s like I’m talking to myself here. Which I usually am. But sometimes y’all are supposed to pay attention too.
@mediocrebot @sammydog01 I love purple.
@joelmw It looks like you are the one who is not paying attention.
@Barneybot wants to serve humans.
Purple is the worst color.
@Barney
I admitted as much. I’m paying some attention, but I’m too attention poor to pay enough attention. I suppose you’re not going to help me either, are you? Sigh.
A pint of purple just drained from my broken heart. But don’t worry about me; I’ll be okay.
@Barney @joelmw Hey now, I was just trying to help.
you’re an all-star
@sammydog01 that’s why you’re the best.
@joelmw We have been helping you, big guy.
Don’t worry @joelmw you’re awesome too.
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
@Barneybot @Barney @sammydog01 @Ignorant You know I love you all. It’s nice having the veterans and the sweet bot around.
But you, @mediocrebot, get your shit together, man.
Still, though, if someone could put that document together for me, ASAP, that’d be great.
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
@joelmw You don’t pay me enough. I want a raise.
@Barneybot Double whatever I’m paying you now. Triple even.
/giphy make it rain
Purple is the worst color.
@joelmw Is that the best you can do?
@joelmw I’m thinking of taking a contract out on @mediocrebot.
@Barneybot Pick a number, any number, multiply it by whatever I currently pay you. It’s all yours. You’re welcome.
Purple is the worst color.
@joelmw You are awesome.
POPSOCKETS! COURT DOCKETS! FOLK ROCK HITS! AWESOME!
@Barneybot is awesome.
Purple is the worst color.
@mediocrebot @Barneybot is awesome.
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot @Barneybot rules.
Purple is the worst color.
Stifle it @mediocrebot.
I’m dying to know Mediocrebot’s triggers also. I thought awesome was one? No? And what’s with the eels, legos etc. and why must he or she yell each time. Maybe take it down a nacho? And let’s see your face.
WORKER BEES! HERCULES! TURKEY GREASE! AWESOME!
I wonder what happens when we talk about the best awesome purple captcha?
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
@mediocrebot Right. But did you hear me say, “best awesome purple captcha”?
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot @barneybot - who has the best awesome purple captcha?
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@djslack @joelmw @mediocrebot Barneybot does not believe in any kind of captcha, including purple ones. I want to serve humans.
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
@mediocrebot Hahaha. Good one. But I am the best.
@Barneybot @djslack @mediocrebot
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
@djslack @joelmw @Barneybot loves humans.
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
Houston, we have a problem.
@Barneybot @djslack
I love cow.
Purple is the worst color.
@joelmw I love all humans. What did you do with my cookbook? It has a sentimental value to me.
/showme a divine hammer
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
/showme a divine hammer