@dashcloud I'll just wait until I have a problem. If they keep offering dirt cheap Oregon Scientific product, it'll happen sooner than later. And, we're all valued . . . I'm fairly certain Meh has long ago developed a proprietary algorithm to estimate said value based on purchase history, etc. . . .
I'm STILL trying to work out the stuff that @mediocrebot erased from my board. I find myself looking back, reminiscing about a time when there was meaningful data there and not graffiti...
@NigelF Would it be weird to admit that I went through that part of the video frame by frame hoping to see something on that whiteboard that would give me a clue to what is coming up for sale next or when the next FUKU/O was going to be offered? It didn't have anything useful on the board.
@cengland0 Nah, not quite. "Needless to say..." Is a dramatic device used by an author to emphasize the ignorance of some of the audience. "Would it be weird to admit that I ....", is someone looking for reassurance from the readership that the neurosis is alright to have and discuss. ;)
@Moose An utterly empty one. And mediocrebot is an asshole in my life primarily in this virtual environment. I'd like to do injury physically to those who are assholes in my physical reality. But it's all talk. I'm both a wimp and a bit of a pacifist when it comes to actual, physical violence.
Yeah, way to make me out myself, @Moose. Asshole. Wait, are you mediocrebot?
There's white tape on the ground leading down the hallway/past the table. Is this for the Meh HQ tour? Is the tour free? Do I need to schedule a time for a tour, or can I just show up whenever?
CAUTION! That Kerig machine at about :21 has been not been fitted with the replacement parts to address a recall! If you're brewing coffee with your face right next to it, there's a chance you could suffer minor burns!
@hollboll is such a cutie :)
@kadagan Someone needs to gif her cute spin and smile.
On the chair I mean . . in that video.
@Pavlov
@kadagan Thanks - @hollboll makes me want to have a reason to write customer service.
Yeah . . . that just sounded really damn creepy. Might be time to switch to water . . .
@kadagan Dat spin doe!!!
@kadagan
@kadagan
@Pavlov For a valued customer such as yourself, I'm sure Customer Service would answer your question even if you don't have a problem.
@dashcloud I'll just wait until I have a problem. If they keep offering dirt cheap Oregon Scientific product, it'll happen sooner than later. And, we're all valued . . . I'm fairly certain Meh has long ago developed a proprietary algorithm to estimate said value based on purchase history, etc. . . .
@medz Oh. Em. Gee.
Thank you @medz, you're the gift that keeps on gifing.
What a Meh asshole you have.
Can mediocrebot teach my robot that level of dexterity?
Thank you for some new ideas on how to interact with co-workers.
The lingering shots of the floor raise a question: Is your vacuum cleaner broken?
Quick, someone register checkout-staging.org
This is exactly how I pictured mediocrebot.
Metaphorically feline.
Are those pictures of cosmo kramer or borat?
@thismyusername Looks like "The Kramer."
@thismyusername Seligman strikes again, complete with mustaches provided by some others of you.
Hilarious!
@mediocrebot Maybe some Mentos in Diet Coke behind an unsuspecting mehtizen next time? MOAR!
Funny :)
Mediocre bot was funny up until it took out that kids earbud.
@Kevin I'm with ya. I hate that shit.
@Kevin never going to live this one down. :)
@j_sh get back to work, kid.
@j_sh it's fine, kid. you'll be ok.
@j_sh don't worry kid, you'll grow out of it.
@Kevin Tosh.0
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@Ryaneil I'm out of the loop, did I make a reference to an inside joke?
@Kevin If there’s an inside joke I’m unaware as well and it’s @narfcake fault.
@Kevin @j_sh
@Kevin you created the joke.
I'm STILL trying to work out the stuff that @mediocrebot erased from my board. I find myself looking back, reminiscing about a time when there was meaningful data there and not graffiti...
@NigelF Would it be weird to admit that I went through that part of the video frame by frame hoping to see something on that whiteboard that would give me a clue to what is coming up for sale next or when the next FUKU/O was going to be offered? It didn't have anything useful on the board.
@cengland0 Seriously? Do you really need to ask that? The question itself indicates that you already know the answer.
@eyewerks That's like when people start a sentence with "Needless to say..." ?!?!?!
@cengland0 Nah, not quite. "Needless to say..." Is a dramatic device used by an author to emphasize the ignorance of some of the audience. "Would it be weird to admit that I ....", is someone looking for reassurance from the readership that the neurosis is alright to have and discuss. ;)
@Kevin's comment segues nicely to my primary observation: I wish I could take a stick (maybe a baseball bat) to the assholes in my life.
That sounds different than I originally meant it, but what are ya gonna do?
I mean, I want to beat, er, injure them.
Damnit.
You are an asshole, mediocrebot.
@joelmw Is that a threat?
@Moose An utterly empty one. And mediocrebot is an asshole in my life primarily in this virtual environment. I'd like to do injury physically to those who are assholes in my physical reality. But it's all talk. I'm both a wimp and a bit of a pacifist when it comes to actual, physical violence.
Yeah, way to make me out myself, @Moose. Asshole. Wait, are you mediocrebot?
mediocrebot is like a child with ADHD. Just distract him by pointing out the color of the ceiling next time he is being a dick.
@jjohns71 Shiny
Death to @mediocrebot
There's white tape on the ground leading down the hallway/past the table. Is this for the Meh HQ tour? Is the tour free? Do I need to schedule a time for a tour, or can I just show up whenever?
But does mediocrebot vacuum floors?
I'm surprised @mediocrebot posted this.
(Y) (Y) (Y)!!!
@jimmyd103 Neat, butts!
CAUTION! That Kerig machine at about :21 has been not been fitted with the replacement parts to address a recall! If you're brewing coffee with your face right next to it, there's a chance you could suffer minor burns!
Loved the A$$ video. Forwarding to ex-wife!
Congratulations @mediocrebot!
You passed the Turing test.
I'm confused. Is it a person with a stick or a remote controlled dealy?
@Pantheist it's a drone
@Pantheist it most certainly isn't a reacher-grabber arm... nope... sure isn't.
@Pantheist It's an asshole.
The true trick is that it is really just a stick.
@Pavlov @Pantheist Perhaps it's just a stick deeply implanted into and protruding from an asshole.
@Pantheist it's Mediocrebot....obviously. Not sure what's confusing about that.