Will there be people at this party? Like, you know, actual people? I don’t like no people man. I ain’t gonna go to no party with actual people man. Now if you wanna send everyone home, I’d consider it.
I have a playlist called “All Happy” on my phone Google Play app (Pharrell’s Happy, De-Lite’s Groove Is In the Heart, Marky Mark’s Good Vibrations, Bowling for Soup’s Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day, and about 20 others) so that at any moment I can start it and jam out. Usually while alone doing chores, but I’ve used it a few times at group gatherings. Several of those times the younger folks (like my teen kids/nieces/nephews) have begged me to stop, they are such fuddy-duddies.
@mollama I hope that includes Ren & Stimpy’s Happy Happy, Joy Joy. That one frequently pops up on my playlist when I hit shuffle. It seems to embarrass the kids for some reason. They have no sense of humor these days.
@UncleVinny That just opens you up for “social interactions.” Look at them, circling like vultures, asking if they can have a piece. Acting like you’re the rude one to say no. Did they ever consider that gum cost you money? Hard-earned money, that you get by working a job? A job that causes so much stress, you need something to sooth your orally-fixated mind? Sounds like you could use some gum.
Perfect timing! My Win Them Back Bundle just arrived! I’m cranking up the bluetooth speaker dock - Yogurt Pretzels, anyone? Caramel Popcorn? Razor blades?
Will there be people at this party? Like, you know, actual people? I don’t like no people man. I ain’t gonna go to no party with actual people man. Now if you wanna send everyone home, I’d consider it.
I should not be here.
'Cause they say two thousand zero zero
Party over, oops out of time
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999
I have a playlist called “All Happy” on my phone Google Play app (Pharrell’s Happy, De-Lite’s Groove Is In the Heart, Marky Mark’s Good Vibrations, Bowling for Soup’s Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day, and about 20 others) so that at any moment I can start it and jam out. Usually while alone doing chores, but I’ve used it a few times at group gatherings. Several of those times the younger folks (like my teen kids/nieces/nephews) have begged me to stop, they are such fuddy-duddies.
@mollama I hope that includes Ren & Stimpy’s Happy Happy, Joy Joy. That one frequently pops up on my playlist when I hit shuffle. It seems to embarrass the kids for some reason. They have no sense of humor these days.
@mollama
I am here to chew bubble gum.
@UncleVinny That just opens you up for “social interactions.” Look at them, circling like vultures, asking if they can have a piece. Acting like you’re the rude one to say no. Did they ever consider that gum cost you money? Hard-earned money, that you get by working a job? A job that causes so much stress, you need something to sooth your orally-fixated mind? Sounds like you could use some gum.
@simplersimon @UncleVinny Huh. That’s something to chew on…
@simplersimon @UncleVinny well not if you work for Lucky Smells Lumbermill then thats yer payment!
@simplersimon That all depends on what type of gum they have. I don’t like gum with flavor that only lasts a few minutes.
@UncleVinny
What is it the kids are saying these days…Dilly Dilly
@wmbarr Sorry, the kids are NOT saying that - we can’t understand what they’re saying, because we’re old and painfully out of touch.
After yesterday?
@rtjhnstn And why wasn’t “not after St. Patrick’s Day” a poll choice.
Perfect timing! My Win Them Back Bundle just arrived! I’m cranking up the bluetooth speaker dock - Yogurt Pretzels, anyone? Caramel Popcorn? Razor blades?
/giphy time to party hearty