whatever, vote your goats!

@Lotsofgoats Here's a link to my day. It sucked.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/substitute-goat-2416

@Lotsofgoats I'm not gonna vote for myself, but given a recent remark by @kdemo, I thought I should let y'all know that I'm not dead yet.

Damn, I just lost the sympathy vote.

@joelmw I'm glad you are not dead. Here's my vote.

@Barney I'll be honest, I think early on, while I was somewhat amused, I haven't always been the biggest fan of your purpleness. However, the more you started talking and showing yourself to us, the more I've grown to like you, my friend. You're definitely one of the sweetest people here--and now you're one of the reasons I'm sure check in every once in a while. So there. :-)

Thank you, @joelmw, you are so nice. Admittedly, I did go a little overboard with the "purpleness" at first, but how else was I supposed to get everyone's attention? I'm now trying to reign in my purple obsession. Sometimes it's a little hard and I find myself having to let loose with the purple love.

@Barney You be purple. Don't let anyone stop you.

@Lotsofgoats A vote for me is a vote for more RumChata and coffee on Saturday mornings.

@Lotsofgoats Also, here is a link to my day.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/its-all-my-fault--seriously

a vote for me is a vote for the mehcronomicon. it's also a vote for 'mehrica. i'll make 'mehrica great again. i'll take that $20 and use it to improve the infrastructure by chemically bonding vodka with tonic water and lime juice.

so, in closing my fellow 'mehricans, if you don't vote for me,

since it's apparently the cool thing to do, here's the link for my day of Febuary goatdom:

https://meh.com/forum/topics/and-so-it-begins

(yes, Febuary. fuck that extra 'r')

@carl669

But you still get my vote.

@mfladd eating hands. it's the 'mehrican way.

@mfladd "But" and "still" imply some kind of contrast. I think you meant "so."

@joelmw Don't be that guy.

@mfladd You're suggesting that I'm being pedantic, when in fact my comment had little to do with grammar and more to do with your character. Hell, it was even a sort of compliment.

You've earned a sad Tom Brady.

Ah, but, hell, if I'm gonna be accused of being a grammar nazi, I could do worse than Darth.

@joelmw my character now? And then you bring Tom Brady into it?

@joelmw The Brady Buttcracker Ballet.

I see you're out to a strong lead with the evanmehlical vote

@Lotsofgoats hopefully i can count on the fundamehntalist vote.

@Teripie

@carl669 But a vote for @oldcatlady is a vote for naked men. I like naked men.

@sammydog01 who do i vote for if i prefer naked women?

@carl669 @sohmageek

@sohmageek i don't see any nekkid women in your post.

@carl669 I want you to know I'm only voting for you because I did not participate and therefore cannot vote for myself.

@Pavlov i'm proud of you for doing your duty as a 'mehrican.

@Pavlov idk apparently @drunkcat is doing exactly that

@Lotsofgoats Feel the Bern! Of Scotch!

@Pavlov who cares if you did not participate vote for yourself anyway. I vote for me not only that i stuff the ballot box and hang the chads

Here's what happened on my day:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/20216-substitute-goat

Since we are campaigning, here's my glorious day of Goatdom ;)
https://meh.com/forum/topics/acting-goats-log---stardate-160212

@Lotsofgoats think of he kids. @sohmageek has said it will all go to his extra life campaign @lotsofgoats can even send it electronically to the campaign. Also if I win the $20 I'll match it at 150% (I'll kick in $30 to make it a total of $50)

@DrunkCat Thousands Vote for Cat in Mexico Election.

@Lotsofgoats i heard carl eats hands and stabs humans.

@carl669 I guess cursing and having nothing of substance to say will get all the votes anybody needs LOL GET IT

anyway email my username at gmail dot com for redemption of twennybux

@carl669 or don't and I'll just keep my $20 idc

(you didn't email me yet rite?!?!?!)

@Lotsofgoats see... this is what happens when work gets busy. i saw your post on thursday and then promptly forgot about it.

anywho, take the cash and go get $20 worth of subway or something. then, hand it out to some homeless folks. or, make a donation to your favorite charity with it. or, get $20 worth of dumdums and send them to @mikibell... i heard she might be running low.

the mehcronomicon will be pleased.

@carl669

@carl669 ugh FINE we'll help some children or something

$20 to charity: water sent

@melwin let us consult the mehcronomicon.

"for he that votes, shall complain. for he that does not vote, shall complain even more. so say we all."

looks like you're good.