Our camera only safari starts soon.* You have a choice of guides. First up is Mike- he is experienced and armed. Next is Steve and Edie. They will likely get you trampled by the rhino angered by @carl669 but it may be worth the risk.
*unless you see one of these- then it's open season
@sammydog01 I am reborn, and don't want to add to what may already be the top profanity proficiency score :) And yes, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it. I had to ping Melz. I knew she would jump right in.
We start with a sunrise walk on the savanna.
@sammydog01 RUN SAMMYDOG, RUUUUUUUN!
@mfladd I'll save you!
@mfladd No, silly, we don't exercise on vacation. Not even if we're being chased by lions- it's the principle of the thing.
@Lotsofgoats - Is that the most evil of dentists?
Followed by breakfast on the veranda
Will Toto be there?
@Thumperchick They will be performing after dinner.
maybe we'll see a rhino!
@carl669 Rhinos are a protected species, you perv.
@carl669 Unsee this please. Need Rhino Birth Eye Bleach.
"The third worst thing to happen to Africa after famine and war."
Our camera only safari starts soon.* You have a choice of guides. First up is Mike- he is experienced and armed.
Next is Steve and Edie. They will likely get you trampled by the rhino angered by @carl669 but it may be worth the risk.
*unless you see one of these- then it's open season
@sammydog01 i'm going with Edie.
@sammydog01 Thanks but I have already hired a private guide.
And be vewy, vewy quiet. I am hunt'in cheetahs!
@sammydog01 A bird on Russell Brand's head is worth how many in a bush?
For you, @carl669. Sorry about that guy in there.
The safari is going well. We saw some elephants:
an ostrich:
And a hippo- hey @carl669, did Edie say you could do that?
Lunch time!
Oh, maybe this place instead.
After lunch, the beach.
I have my own guide.
@sligett Nice knowing you.
And some surfing.
@sammydog01 I think I am going to pass on the surfing. I will be at the bar when, and if, you kids get back.
@mfladd Maybe when I'm done snorkeling.
@sammydog01 Who would have guessed that the Green Lantern/Deadpool uses floaties when he snorkels.
@mfladd
This is the best vacation I've never been on.
Except for that Russell Brand rubbish.
@melwin
Happy hour at the beach
Excuse me, folks, I have a hot date.
A quick trip to see Mt. Kilimanjaro at sunset:
And a hot air balloon ride:
Dinner in the bush (watch out for those pesky giraffes)
@sammydog01 Nope. I am not touching that header with a 10 foot pole. Even I have my limitations ;)~
@mfladd Wait, you don't eat out in the bush?
Pussy.
@mfladd But I've been waiting for a response- I left the perfect set-up and everything.
@sammydog01 I am reborn, and don't want to add to what may already be the top profanity proficiency score :) And yes, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it. I had to ping Melz. I knew she would jump right in.
@mfladd I ain't jumping in until that shit gets trimmed back a bit.
@jaremelz
Just a little off the top, please.
Our overnight accommodations (I hope you don't walk in your sleep)
Maybe a bath before bed
Don't forget to check out the stars.
