2/02/16 Substitute goat

narfcake posted some pics said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:01am ET

Because some goat is being lazy, I stupidly volunteered to take over today.

So ...

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/greetings-from-the-internet

As a reminder to what the internet is really used for ...

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-internet-defined

Just understand that if you think that I'll be doing anything or taking all the blame today ...

http://www.teeturtle.com/products/not-going-to-happen

Shirtgoat, not scapegoat. Shirty stuff, point it this way. Shitty stuff, point it back to @lotsofgoats!!

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carl669 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:02am ET:

happy groundhog day goat!

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- @carl669 Goathog day! Or is it groundgoat day? Errr ... nevermind on the second option.
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:03am ET
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OldCatLady said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:04am ET:

Excellent theme. Continue.

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OldCatLady said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:06am ET:

It's Candlemas. It's Imbolc. And you had to bring up ground goat?

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- @OldCatLady
  
  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 8:39am ET
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thismyusername said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:08am ET:

If only your mini term landed on caturday....

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- @thismyusername Taco Tuesday > Caturday.
  
  Also:
  
  http://shirt.woot.com/offers/taco-cat
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:14am ET
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luvche21 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:30am ET:

Buy why does our goat have to be present to blame?

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- @luvche21 There's no such requirement. You're totally free to send ALL THE BLAME TO @lotsofgoats still.
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:39am ET
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AttyVette said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:41am ET:

It's a "CAT astrophy" I tell you!

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- ... or a
  
  hallmike said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:46am ET
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- @AttyVette
  
  https://www.threadless.com/product/4408/catastrophe
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:51am ET
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heartny said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:46am ET:

One of my favorites:

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- @heartny My day yesterday. People at my company are certifiably insane. I considered chugging a bottle of really expensive wine at 2 PM just cause...
  
  Pamtha said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 5:07am ET
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- @Pamtha Like maybe one of these? They all have a proven track record.
  
  2many2no said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 5:38am ET
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- @2many2no. No, no, you have it all wrong. Those there rare vintages are reserved for special occasion sipping, not chugging. All I have to say is 19 days, 9 hrs, 39 minutes! http://www.jccc-countdown.com
  
  Pamtha said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 5:52am ET
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- @Pamtha Ni-i-i-i-ce!
  
  2many2no said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 7:00am ET
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- @heartny It's real ;)
  
  luvche21 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:49am ET
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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 1:10am ET:

It's getting late, so goodnight!

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-cats-pajamas-1

Just remember ...

http://www.teeturtle.com/products/bad-kitty

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- @narfcake when did they start waiting for that?
  
  nadroj said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 2:48am ET
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- @nadroj They don't like witnesses.
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:06am ET
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KittySprinkles said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 1:33am ET:

Happy Dia de Catshirts!

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- @jaremelz Las camisetas de gato son todos las dias.
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:05am ET
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- @narfcake La verdad!
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:20am ET
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sligett said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 5:10am ET:

@narfcake @lotsofgoats It's early. I'm just waking up. Who do I blame for six more weeks of winter? A cat? A shirt? I need a goat I can rely on.

Color me confused.

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- @sligett you probably need a lot of shirts for that much more winter
  
  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 8:04am ET
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- @Lotsofgoats Hey... I still see a Goat next to @lotsofgoats So... Guess who gets blame today from me... No it's not @meh It's @lotsofgoats
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:09am ET
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- @sohmageek no it's probably my fault
  
  meh said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:20am ET
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- @meh it's definitely not your fault, it's @narfcake's
  
  get with the program @sohmageek
  
  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:28am ET
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- @Lotsofgoats No, it's still your fault,
  
  @sohmageek
  http://shirt.woot.com/offers/so-games-much-thrones-wow
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:56am ET
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- @narfcake hehehehehe that's one of the only catshirts.woot I have and it's a dogeshirt oopsies
  
  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:08am ET
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- @narfcake, you're right... it IS still @lotsofgoats' fault :)
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:11am ET
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- @sohmageek And I don't have that shirt, so there. :P
  
  (Also, I forgot to tag @sligett in the previous response.)
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:14am ET
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carl669 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:34am ET:

dammit @narfcake! are you the asshole that signed me up for Ted Cruz emails?! either way, it's your fault.

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- @carl669 tbh that's just your fault
  
  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:42am ET
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- @Lotsofgoats no. really, it isn't. just. no.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:42am ET
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- @carl669 what's your email address again?
  
  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:44am ET
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- @Lotsofgoats carl669@notmail.com
  
  carl669 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:47am ET
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- @carl669
  https://www.threadless.com/product/6035/careless_whisker
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:51am ET
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- @carl669 And what is your Zip code?
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:12am ET
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- @sohmageek 98371. i assume you're sending me vodke? and @Lotsofgoats is emailing me gift cards?
  
  carl669 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:15am ET
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- @Lotsofgoats ut oh..do I need to auction his email off again... And @carl669, I gave Tedd your home address, not guilty on the email address!
  
  mikibell said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:10am ET
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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:00am ET:

Morning!

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/catffeine

... and a little reading ...

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/world-domination-for-cats

Nevermind.

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/osmosis

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Eonwe said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:13am ET:

That fetch shirt tho

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Srah4hire said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:07am ET:

I'd like to say something, but my cat wants me to do something else right now

enter code here

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- @Srah4hire "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:14am ET
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sammydog01 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:19am ET:

@narfcake- I went to BJs to buy water and bought a guitar. I blame you. And @lotsofgoats too.

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  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:32am ET
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- @sammydog01
  http://shirt.woot.com/offers/rock-cat
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:45am ET
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KittySprinkles said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:45am ET:

I just received an email from an educator at the high school whose name was Mary Jane Wood. I replied, "Thanks for the big heads up, nice to hear from a member of the staff, Ms. Wood!"

I might be asked not to email staff any more. So, uh, thanks @narfcake!

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- @jaremelz That can't be my fault. :P
  
  You can blame tomorrow's goat for the repercussions, though!
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:52am ET
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- @narfcake Nah, I've heard she's a real bitch.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:56am ET
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- @jaremelz
  http://www.teeturtle.com/products/prickly-on-the-inside
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:14pm ET
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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:33pm ET:

After that last round of coffee ...

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/coffee-stain-cats

With a few assistants now, one must deter a predator ...

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/im-just-doing-my-job

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- @narfcake I love the coffee stain cats!
  
  stardate820926 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 6:35pm ET
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- @stardate820926 It's definitely one of my favorites. The artist @fishbiscuit also released a Coffee Stain Dogs too.
  
  Her derby submission this week has nothing to do with coffee or cats, though ...
  
  http://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/91322/uranus-is-the-future
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 6:50pm ET
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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 1:08pm ET:

You see, the truth about cats:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-truth-about-cats-and-some-people

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/kitteness-kills

A little more reading material, courtesy of The Oatmeal.

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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 2:25pm ET:

Is it lunchtime yet?

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-one-that-didnt-get-away

Why is my butt warm?

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/why-is-my-butt-warm-2

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Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 6:01pm ET:

I just got into a coding groove and now I'm leaving after 6PM wtf substitute goat you're supposed to help me out here sheesh

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- @Lotsofgoats
  
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  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 6:20pm ET
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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 6:22pm ET:

It's 4:20 in Colorado ...

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/too-much-catnip

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- And now in Washington too!
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 7:20pm ET
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heartny said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 6:38pm ET:

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- @heartny Heh! That's not to say that the PB cat wouldn't be killing mice too, though ...
  http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 6:45pm ET
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- @narfcake Statistics show that Pottery Barn Cats don't kill, but they have been known to leave tchotchkes laying around. If you trip on one and break your neck, it doesn't count in the stats. I love the word tchotchke, so I felt compelled to use it in a sentence :-)
  
  heartny said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 6:52pm ET
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thismyusername said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 8:32pm ET:

Hey @narfcake are you into tats?

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- @thismyusername Very cool. I'm not into them personally, but they don't bother me either.
  
  (It's probably a generational thing.)
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 8:42pm ET
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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:08pm ET:

Early evening reminder:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/plotting-your-demise

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Smitty2525 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 9:53pm ET:

Just what exactly is goat substitute and is it usda inspected? TEXAS is a red state after all and after flint some of us are pretty wary of sudden change "for the better".

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Lotsofgoats said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:03pm ET:

I'm going to sleep

get it, like a cat

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ok well cats don't make good jokes either

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- @Lotsofgoats http://shirt.woot.com/offers/employee-of-the-month
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:59pm ET
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PocketBrain said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:09pm ET:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/lucky-at-last

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- @PocketBrain That's one of my favorite ones. =^.^=
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:31pm ET
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- @narfcake I own this one.
  
  sammydog01 said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:36pm ET
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- @sammydog01 me too!!
  
  stardate820926 said Wed, Feb 3rd 2016 at 10:01am ET
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- @stardate820926 We need to both wear these on St. Patrick's day and be long distance twins!
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Feb 3rd 2016 at 10:24am ET
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- @sammydog01 Yes!
  
  stardate820926 said Wed, Feb 3rd 2016 at 10:30am ET
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- @stardate820926 @sammydog01 I'll be wearing mine too!
  
  narfcake said Wed, Feb 3rd 2016 at 2:35pm ET
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- @narfcake The Three Amigos with catshirts!
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Feb 3rd 2016 at 4:08pm ET
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mikibell said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:31pm ET:

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- @mikibell http://shirt.woot.com/offers/nothing-says-love-like-a-cat-hug-1
  
  narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:54pm ET
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- @mikibell I'm sure this photo will help increase his votes. >^..^<
  
  heartny said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:17pm ET
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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 10:53pm ET:

Your computer needed fixing.

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/code-master

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legendornothing said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:29pm ET:

OH THE GLORIOUS GLORIOUS T SHIRTSS!!!!

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narfcake said Tue, Feb 2nd 2016 at 11:59pm ET:

And to wrap up this day ...

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/you-didnt-see-anything

Goodnight!

PS:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/youre-dreaming

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Lotsofgoats said Wed, Feb 3rd 2016 at 7:56am ET:

you did well my little goatie

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- @Lotsofgoats Thanks! ... or is that suppose to be no thanks? Now I'm confused. And do I blame or unblame you or @jaremelz for that?
  
  FWIW, I actually had more catshirts that I was going to post, but seeing how I was already averaging more than one an hour, I didn't.
  
  narfcake said Wed, Feb 3rd 2016 at 2:32pm ET
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