2/02/16 Substitute goat
16Because some goat is being lazy, I stupidly volunteered to take over today.
So ...
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/greetings-from-the-internet
As a reminder to what the internet is really used for ...
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-internet-defined
Just understand that if you think that I'll be doing anything or taking all the blame today ...
http://www.teeturtle.com/products/not-going-to-happen
Shirtgoat, not scapegoat. Shirty stuff, point it this way. Shitty stuff, point it back to @lotsofgoats!!
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happy groundhog day goat!
@carl669 Goathog day! Or is it groundgoat day? Errr ... nevermind on the second option.
One of my favorites:
@heartny My day yesterday. People at my company are certifiably insane. I considered chugging a bottle of really expensive wine at 2 PM just cause...
@Pamtha Like maybe one of these? They all have a proven track record.
@2many2no. No, no, you have it all wrong. Those there rare vintages are reserved for special occasion sipping, not chugging. All I have to say is 19 days, 9 hrs, 39 minutes! http://www.jccc-countdown.com
@Pamtha Ni-i-i-i-ce!
@heartny It's real ;)
Excellent theme. Continue.
Hey @narfcake are you into tats?
@thismyusername Very cool. I'm not into them personally, but they don't bother me either.
(It's probably a generational thing.)
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/lucky-at-last
@PocketBrain That's one of my favorite ones. =^.^=
@narfcake I own this one.
@sammydog01 me too!!
@stardate820926 We need to both wear these on St. Patrick's day and be long distance twins!
@sammydog01 Yes!
@stardate820926 @sammydog01 I'll be wearing mine too!
@narfcake The Three Amigos with catshirts!
@heartny Heh! That's not to say that the PB cat wouldn't be killing mice too, though ...
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill
@narfcake Statistics show that Pottery Barn Cats don't kill, but they have been known to leave tchotchkes laying around. If you trip on one and break your neck, it doesn't count in the stats. I love the word tchotchke, so I felt compelled to use it in a sentence :-)
Happy Dia de Catshirts!
@jaremelz Las camisetas de gato son todos las dias.
@narfcake La verdad!
@narfcake- I went to BJs to buy water and bought a guitar. I blame you. And @lotsofgoats too.
@sammydog01
@sammydog01
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/rock-cat
It's 4:20 in Colorado ...
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/too-much-catnip
And now in Washington too!
I'm going to sleep
get it, like a cat
...
ok well cats don't make good jokes either
@Lotsofgoats http://shirt.woot.com/offers/employee-of-the-month
you did well my little goatie
@Lotsofgoats Thanks! ... or is that suppose to be no thanks? Now I'm confused. And do I blame or unblame you or @jaremelz for that?
FWIW, I actually had more catshirts that I was going to post, but seeing how I was already averaging more than one an hour, I didn't.
If only your mini term landed on caturday....
@thismyusername Taco Tuesday > Caturday.
Also:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/taco-cat
It's a "CAT astrophy" I tell you!
... or a
@AttyVette
https://www.threadless.com/product/4408/catastrophe
It's getting late, so goodnight!
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-cats-pajamas-1
Just remember ...
http://www.teeturtle.com/products/bad-kitty
@narfcake when did they start waiting for that?
@nadroj They don't like witnesses.
I just received an email from an educator at the high school whose name was Mary Jane Wood. I replied, "Thanks for the big heads up, nice to hear from a member of the staff, Ms. Wood!"
I might be asked not to email staff any more. So, uh, thanks @narfcake!
@jaremelz That can't be my fault. :P
You can blame tomorrow's goat for the repercussions, though!
@narfcake Nah, I've heard she's a real bitch.
@jaremelz
http://www.teeturtle.com/products/prickly-on-the-inside
I just got into a coding groove and now I'm leaving after 6PM wtf substitute goat you're supposed to help me out here sheesh
@Lotsofgoats
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/ok-life-you-win
Early evening reminder:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/plotting-your-demise
Your computer needed fixing.
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/code-master
And to wrap up this day ...
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/you-didnt-see-anything
Goodnight!
PS:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/youre-dreaming
It's Candlemas. It's Imbolc. And you had to bring up ground goat?
@OldCatLady
Buy why does our goat have to be present to blame?
@luvche21 There's no such requirement. You're totally free to send ALL THE BLAME TO @lotsofgoats still.
@narfcake @lotsofgoats It's early. I'm just waking up. Who do I blame for six more weeks of winter? A cat? A shirt? I need a goat I can rely on.
Color me confused.
@sligett you probably need a lot of shirts for that much more winter
@Lotsofgoats Hey... I still see a Goat next to @lotsofgoats So... Guess who gets blame today from me... No it's not @meh It's @lotsofgoats
@sohmageek no it's probably my fault
@meh it's definitely not your fault, it's @narfcake's
get with the program @sohmageek
@Lotsofgoats No, it's still your fault,
@sohmageek
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/so-games-much-thrones-wow
@narfcake hehehehehe that's one of the only catshirts.woot I have and it's a dogeshirt oopsies
@narfcake, you're right... it IS still @lotsofgoats' fault :)
@sohmageek And I don't have that shirt, so there. :P
(Also, I forgot to tag @sligett in the previous response.)
Morning!
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/catffeine
... and a little reading ...
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/world-domination-for-cats
Nevermind.
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/osmosis
I'd like to say something, but my cat wants me to do something else right now
@Srah4hire "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
After that last round of coffee ...
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/coffee-stain-cats
With a few assistants now, one must deter a predator ...
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/im-just-doing-my-job
@narfcake I love the coffee stain cats!
@stardate820926 It's definitely one of my favorites. The artist @fishbiscuit also released a Coffee Stain Dogs too.
Her derby submission this week has nothing to do with coffee or cats, though ...
http://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/91322/uranus-is-the-future
You see, the truth about cats:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-truth-about-cats-and-some-people
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/kitteness-kills
A little more reading material, courtesy of The Oatmeal.
Is it lunchtime yet?
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-one-that-didnt-get-away
Why is my butt warm?
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/why-is-my-butt-warm-2
@mikibell http://shirt.woot.com/offers/nothing-says-love-like-a-cat-hug-1
@mikibell I'm sure this photo will help increase his votes. >^..^<
dammit @narfcake! are you the asshole that signed me up for Ted Cruz emails?! either way, it's your fault.
@carl669 tbh that's just your fault
@Lotsofgoats no. really, it isn't. just. no.
@carl669 what's your email address again?
@Lotsofgoats carl669@notmail.com
@carl669
https://www.threadless.com/product/6035/careless_whisker
@carl669 And what is your Zip code?
@sohmageek 98371. i assume you're sending me vodke? and @Lotsofgoats is emailing me gift cards?
@Lotsofgoats ut oh..do I need to auction his email off again... And @carl669, I gave Tedd your home address, not guilty on the email address!
OH THE GLORIOUS GLORIOUS T SHIRTSS!!!!
That fetch shirt tho
Just what exactly is goat substitute and is it usda inspected? TEXAS is a red state after all and after flint some of us are pretty wary of sudden change "for the better".