And so it begins.
24you fools thought my reign of terror ended nearly a year ago. but, thanks to my masterful manipulation and @Lotsofgoats picking of a random day of the month, i have returned.
remember this day. for now and all of time, it shall be known as the day of the mehcronomicon. the most somewhat evil book known to all humankind (that peruses the meh forums). born of crayons, forged from the evilest wax of all, earwax, its glory shall be unleashed upon the masses. its power, mightier than the mightiest leaking AAA Fuji battery.
it shall invade your mind like a popcorn kernel shard invading your gums. its message, subtle, yet direct. prepare for glory, doom and cake.
So say we all.
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Warning, be ye not of meh ye shall not gaze upon the mehcronomicon else this fate awaits!
@sammydog01 and this devil, is truly mediocre.
Hey Carl!
And speaking of the Mehcronomicon
@mfladd if i had any photoshop skills, i was going to take this image and alter it to 'mehcronomicon'. and may put irk on the cover.
@carl669 we would need to contact @medz for this to happen. He has the skillz.
I love crayons!
@Barney Made out of earwax? Ewwww.
@sammydog01 Don't go putting nasty words in my mouth. I'll sic @carl669 on you.
Ooh, I think I found my place
And hey @carl669
@jaremelz can't we all just get along?
I get it, there's a Superb Owl going today. But there's been a severe lack of finger pointing happening today.
And for that, I blame you, @carl669 !
@jaremelz
@jaremelz i assumed there would be lots of blame needing to be assigned once the game started. apparently, i was wrong. oh well, fuck it. i'm gonna sit here and eat pizza and lil smokies and mountain dew.
@carl669 I so totally blame you for these hours of tv time I will never get back.!
@carl669 So long as all the Carolina fans have a reason to blame you with the fire of a thousand suns, it's all good.
I'm going to be eating nachos in about 15-20.
@jaremelz
Well, here's a blame for you, @carl669. Drop the drive shaft, cross member, exhaust, and finally the transmission -- to extract the throw out bearing that threw up.
(It's not supposed to be in two pieces.)
Fine fucking way to spend my birthday. And I'm blaming you for it!
@narfcake You're birthday buddies with @ceagee? How nice! Happy birthday!
@narfcake your BD too? Maybe we are long lost twins of different parents ?
@sammydog01 @ceagee Yep. Not sure about the twins part, though it explains the cats thing?
(Doggie owner with a lot of catshirts.)
@narfcake Perhaps from a cosmic perspective it explains a lot -- I got your share of cats, and you got my share of cat shirts : )
@narfcake i fully accept blame for this only if you come over and rebuild my transmission. otherwise,
@carl669 Manual or automatic? RWD or FWD? Country of origin?
That'd make a difference between saying "maybe" and "hell fucking no!"
@narfcake automatic. toyota, FWD. i think built in the US. so i'll see you soon then?
@carl669 You lost me at automatic, soo ...
Fix it your fucking self!
damn you @Ellipse for @narfcake not fixing my fucking car!
a pox on both your houses!
@carl669 Phhhbt!
On a more serious note, FWD in general isn't DIY friendly. I've dealt with Aisin Warner transmissions before (aka not rocket science), but dropping the whole front subframe is simply out of the question without a lift.
@narfcake the car does have close to 300k miles, so it's probably not worth the time/money to have it fixed anyway. it still runs though (just slips a lot in 1st and 2nd). i figure i'll just run it into the ground at this point and then go car shopping.
@carl669 If the rest of the car is in good shape, it can be worth repairing. Both my truck and wagon have over 270k miles.
Fuckin' Carl.
@justbuyit holy hell that was hilarious. i hereby award you the internet medal of best gif post of the day.
@carl669
I thought you might agree this is an UGLY SHIRT.
You're welcome. Flask Flaunting Fucker.
I'm off to NYC for Fashion Week.
Ya'll be good.
@Pavlov yes. very ugly shirt. so ugly, i can't stop staring at the shirt. i think someone should contact the owner of that shirt and let her know just how ugly it is.