And so it begins.

24

you fools thought my reign of terror ended nearly a year ago. but, thanks to my masterful manipulation and @Lotsofgoats picking of a random day of the month, i have returned.

remember this day. for now and all of time, it shall be known as the day of the mehcronomicon. the most somewhat evil book known to all humankind (that peruses the meh forums). born of crayons, forged from the evilest wax of all, earwax, its glory shall be unleashed upon the masses. its power, mightier than the mightiest leaking AAA Fuji battery.

it shall invade your mind like a popcorn kernel shard invading your gums. its message, subtle, yet direct. prepare for glory, doom and cake.

So say we all.