Meh.
@justbuyit i like it
@justbuyit In for 2
Get a Knife
@KDemo This one wins, for me.
A Long Day's Knife.
My wife suggested "Knife to Meat You," although that's probably better for an assassins service.
@Deelron I think Knife to Meat You could be a place you sell both steaks and steak knives.
Blade Runner. Totally original name of my own creation by the way.
www.knivesandspeakerdocks.com
Four-Finger Discounts
Mack's - "Knives so good, you'll take them to a gunfight."
Shanks for your business
And for a knife brand, Hardknox.
It's a Hardknox Knife.
Point of Interest
Shanks, for the Memories
Sharp Tank
Knife Weather We're Having
I just can't take a stab at coming up with knife puns right now.
@jaremelz That's a blunt way to put it.
@jaremelz I see your point.
@Pavlov @narfcake You guys are cut ups.
@jaremelz Much of my experience was honed years ago with the sharp wit of Animaniacs.
Knife Doing Business With You!
It's a Wonderful Knife
Puncture Perfect
Bryan Adam's(wait for it...)
@ACraigL Fucking song will be in my head all day now, thanks.
@Pavlov But it feels so right!
@Pavlov Na na na, na na na na na. My day is absolutely made. Mission accomplished. :)
Knife knowin' ya!
Good Knife
@ebatch
I am the Way, the Truth, and the Knife
The Circle of Knife
The Stab-in cabin.
How many of those choices have shown up on the Bob's Burgers opening?
@thismyusername Was the first thing that came to my mind as well…!
Trip the Knife Fantastic
Guns Knives
Everything Slashed
Backstabbers Knife Storage
Get the Point
Knife on the Town
The Edge of Knife
Pack The Knife
(Five'll get ya ten old Packy's back in town)
Damocles' Swords and Knives - "Blades with Power"
@Pavlov You're hanging by a thread with that one.
@justbuyit I don't know how many will get it, but I liked it.
Fantasy Knife
Knife Going
Prime of Knife
Quality of Knife
Way of Knife
@KDemo Knife Rider
Yep, that's gonna need stitches.
Not so much a pun, but, yeah.
Get Chopping
Channeling my hero Ron Swanson, "Very Good Knives"
@earlyre had i seen @ebatch 's post above, i probably wouldn't have bothered with this.
A Cut Above
@Popgun There's a haircut place down the street named this . . . And a "Curl up and Dye" in the next town over.
For an online knife store, The eStablishment.
Chucky's Knives - "This isn't Child's Play"
The Price-n-Slice.
That's not a knife!
A Slice of Life
Mightier than the Sword (store specializing in penknives)
@Pavlov I'll open up a Penis Mightier shop next door with Sean Connery's help.
1,000 Cuts
Shop McStabbins
Or, fancify it as Shoppe McStabbins
Stab Store
Holy shirts and pants
Jack's store
Fright, Flight, or Knife
Run For Your Knife!
Coming Back to Knife?
Stabby Rainbow
Dexter's Bag o' Knives
Bill Cuttings'
(Gangs of New York reference)
The Edge of Sharpness
Switch Blades Here.
Knife city
You could buy a fishing knife here.....
Slice
Went with Fly by Knife but Knife of the Party made me laugh.
Cutasuckeyknife.com - you know, like the song.. ;)
Keen.
The Sharper Image
Meh.
@justbuyit i like it
@justbuyit In for 2
Get a Knife
@KDemo This one wins, for me.
A Long Day's Knife.
My wife suggested "Knife to Meat You," although that's probably better for an assassins service.
@Deelron I think Knife to Meat You could be a place you sell both steaks and steak knives.
Blade Runner. Totally original name of my own creation by the way.
www.knivesandspeakerdocks.com
Four-Finger Discounts
Mack's - "Knives so good, you'll take them to a gunfight."
Shanks for your business
And for a knife brand, Hardknox.
It's a Hardknox Knife.
Point of Interest
Shanks, for the Memories
Sharp Tank
Knife Weather We're Having
I just can't take a stab at coming up with knife puns right now.
@jaremelz That's a blunt way to put it.
@jaremelz I see your point.
@Pavlov @narfcake You guys are cut ups.
@jaremelz Much of my experience was honed years ago with the sharp wit of Animaniacs.
Knife Doing Business With You!
It's a Wonderful Knife
Puncture Perfect
Bryan Adam's
(wait for it...)
@ACraigL Fucking song will be in my head all day now, thanks.
@Pavlov But it feels so right!
@Pavlov Na na na, na na na na na. My day is absolutely made. Mission accomplished. :)
Knife knowin' ya!
Good Knife
@ebatch
I am the Way, the Truth, and the Knife
The Circle of Knife
The Stab-in cabin.
How many of those choices have shown up on the Bob's Burgers opening?
@thismyusername Was the first thing that came to my mind as well…!
Trip the Knife Fantastic
GunsKnivesEverything Slashed
Backstabbers Knife Storage
Get the Point
Knife on the Town
The Edge of Knife
Pack The Knife
Damocles' Swords and Knives - "Blades with Power"
@Pavlov You're hanging by a thread with that one.
@justbuyit I don't know how many will get it, but I liked it.
Fantasy Knife
Knife Going
Prime of Knife
Quality of Knife
Way of Knife
@KDemo Knife Rider
Yep, that's gonna need stitches.
Not so much a pun, but, yeah.
Get Chopping
Channeling my hero Ron Swanson,
"Very Good Knives"
@earlyre had i seen @ebatch 's post above, i probably wouldn't have bothered with this.
A Cut Above
@Popgun There's a haircut place down the street named this . . . And a "Curl up and Dye" in the next town over.
For an online knife store, The eStablishment.
Chucky's Knives - "This isn't Child's Play"
The Price-n-Slice.
That's not a knife!
A Slice of Life
Mightier than the Sword (store specializing in penknives)
@Pavlov I'll open up a Penis Mightier shop next door with Sean Connery's help.
1,000 Cuts
Shop McStabbins
Or, fancify it as Shoppe McStabbins
Stab Store
Holy shirts and pants
Jack's store
Fright, Flight, or Knife
Run For Your Knife!
Coming Back to Knife?
Stabby Rainbow
Dexter's Bag o' Knives
Bill Cuttings'
(Gangs of New York reference)
The Edge of Sharpness
Switch Blades Here.
Knife city
You could buy a fishing knife here.....
Slice
Went with Fly by Knife but Knife of the Party made me laugh.
Cutasuckeyknife.com - you know, like the song.. ;)
Keen.
The Sharper Image