What would be the best name for a knife store?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:00am ET

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:00am ET:

Mack's - "Knives so good, you'll take them to a gunfight."

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KittySprinkles said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:03am ET:

I just can't take a stab at coming up with knife puns right now.

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- @jaremelz That's a blunt way to put it.
  
  narfcake said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:06am ET
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- @jaremelz I see your point.
  
  Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:06am ET
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- @Pavlov @narfcake You guys are cut ups.
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:08am ET
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- @jaremelz Much of my experience was honed years ago with the sharp wit of Animaniacs.
  
  narfcake said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:35am ET
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Deelron said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:06am ET:

A Long Day's Knife.

My wife suggested "Knife to Meat You," although that's probably better for an assassins service.

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- @Deelron I think Knife to Meat You could be a place you sell both steaks and steak knives.
  
  canuk said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:26am ET
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brhfl said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:12am ET:

Knife Doing Business With You!

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medz said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:14am ET:

Knife knowin' ya!

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belowi said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:15am ET:

Blade Runner. Totally original name of my own creation by the way.

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thismyusername said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:15am ET:

How many of those choices have shown up on the Bob's Burgers opening?

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- @thismyusername Was the first thing that came to my mind as well…!
  
  brhfl said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:29am ET
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PenguinOnTheRox said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:40am ET:

Point of Interest

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ebatch said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:08am ET:

Good Knife

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- @ebatch
  
  earlyre said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 10:08am ET
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kdemo said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:09am ET:

Fantasy Knife

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- Knife Going
  
  kdemo said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:10am ET
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- Prime of Knife
  
  kdemo said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:10am ET
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- Quality of Knife
  
  kdemo said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:10am ET
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- Way of Knife
  
  kdemo said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:10am ET
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- @KDemo Knife Rider
  
  belowi said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:05am ET
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KittySprinkles said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:12am ET:

Shanks for your business

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:48am ET:

~~Guns~~ Knives

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 1:57am ET:

It's a Wonderful Knife

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:17am ET:

Shanks, for the Memories

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2many2no said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:18am ET:

That's not a knife!

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:18am ET:

A Slice of Life

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:20am ET:

Mightier than the Sword (store specializing in penknives)

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- @Pavlov I'll open up a Penis Mightier shop next door with Sean Connery's help.
  
  djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:22am ET
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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:20am ET:
- Blades of Glory
- The Cutting Edge
- Time of your Knife
- Knifestyle Items
- Knife of the Living Dead
- Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous
- Knifeway Christian Stores
- Knife Sentence
- Knife Without Parole
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awk said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:22am ET:
- A Hard Day's Knife
- Knife in Shining Armor
- Every Day Gary (if the owner's name is Gary)
- CutLarry Store (if the owner's name is Larry)
- Well Blade Sir, Well Blade
- The Spurting Artery (what I'd call my knife-themed bar)
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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:26am ET:

Yep, that's gonna need stitches.

Not so much a pun, but, yeah.

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:27am ET:

1,000 Cuts

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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:28am ET:

And for a knife brand, Hardknox.

It's a Hardknox Knife.

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:30am ET:

Everything Slashed

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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:32am ET:

Trip the Knife Fantastic

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:34am ET:

Get Chopping

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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:35am ET:

I am the Way, the Truth, and the Knife

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:36am ET:

Backstabbers Knife Storage

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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:39am ET:

The Circle of Knife

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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:40am ET:

Get the Point

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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:43am ET:

Knife on the Town

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djslack said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:45am ET:

Sharp Tank

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RifterNova said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:59am ET:

www.knivesandspeakerdocks.com

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justbuyit said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 3:12am ET:

Meh.

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- @justbuyit i like it
  
  Steve7654 said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:30am ET
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- @justbuyit In for 2
  
  larryg18 said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 11:49am ET
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Steve7654 said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:30am ET:

Slice

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Shamburglar said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 5:02am ET:

Shop McStabbins

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- Or, fancify it as Shoppe McStabbins
  
  Shamburglar said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 5:03am ET
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sjpearsall said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 5:45am ET:

The Edge of Knife

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earlyre said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 6:24am ET:

Channeling my hero Ron Swanson,
"Very Good Knives"

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- @earlyre had i seen @ebatch 's post above, i probably wouldn't have bothered with this.
  
  earlyre said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 10:10am ET
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Popgun said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 7:22am ET:

A Cut Above

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- @Popgun There's a haircut place down the street named this . . . And a "Curl up and Dye" in the next town over.
  
  Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:51pm ET
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x15a2 said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 7:38am ET:

Pack The Knife

(Five'll get ya ten old Packy's back in town)

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Kevin said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 8:51am ET:

Stab Store

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labacon6796 said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 9:31am ET:

Holy shirts and pants

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Lotsofgoats said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 9:49am ET:

Knife Weather We're Having

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kenbigdaddy said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 10:28am ET:

Jack's store

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404Error said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 11:10am ET:

Fright, Flight, or Knife

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KittySprinkles said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 11:26am ET:

Run For Your Knife!

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larryg18 said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 11:50am ET:

Coming Back to Knife?

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kdemo said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 12:15pm ET:

Stabby Rainbow

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brhfl said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 2:57pm ET:

For an online knife store, The eStablishment.

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Thumperchick said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 3:04pm ET:

The Stab-in cabin.

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 3:52pm ET:

Dexter's Bag o' Knives

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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 3:55pm ET:

Bill Cuttings'

(Gangs of New York reference)

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- Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:07pm ET
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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 3:57pm ET:

Chucky's Knives - "This isn't Child's Play"

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ACraigL said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:01pm ET:

Four-Finger Discounts

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ACraigL said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:02pm ET:

The Price-n-Slice.

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ACraigL said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:03pm ET:

Puncture Perfect

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ACraigL said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:04pm ET:

Bryan Adam's
(wait for it...)

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- @ACraigL Fucking song will be in my head all day now, thanks.
  
  Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:08pm ET
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- @Pavlov But it feels so right!
  
  justbuyit said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:09pm ET
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- @Pavlov Na na na, na na na na na. My day is absolutely made. Mission accomplished. :)
  
  ACraigL said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:21pm ET
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Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:22pm ET:

Damocles' Swords and Knives - "Blades with Power"

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- @Pavlov You're hanging by a thread with that one.
  
  justbuyit said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:25pm ET
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- @justbuyit I don't know how many will get it, but I liked it.
  
  Pavlov said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:27pm ET
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ACraigL said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 4:23pm ET:

The Edge of Sharpness

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kdemo said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 5:00pm ET:

Get a Knife

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- @KDemo This one wins, for me.
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 5:12pm ET
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chr said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 5:02pm ET:

Went with Fly by Knife but Knife of the Party made me laugh.

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williamsbrenner said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 7:28pm ET:

Switch Blades Here.

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MrGlass said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 7:56pm ET:

Knife city

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Mr_Glass said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 8:13pm ET:

Cutasuckeyknife.com - you know, like the song.. ;)

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somf69 said Sat, Nov 7th 2015 at 11:14pm ET:

You could buy a fishing knife here.....

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duodec said Sun, Nov 8th 2015 at 1:38am ET:

Keen.

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Smitty2525 said Sun, Nov 8th 2015 at 1:56am ET:

The Sharper Image

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