@medz also also known as the guy who just yesterday with a completely straight face and tone pointed to a black light and asked @Moose, "Hey can I take that home to look for scorpions?" and I'm still laughing about it now.
@Moose - Yikes! I just looked up scorpion predators. All he has to do is release a couple of snakes and an owl in his house. Or more scorpions, apparently they are cannibalistic.
@hollboll I've always wanted to do that! But I'd have to explain why I brought a knife into work, as well as why I keep throwing a knife at the ceiling.
Ode to the rainbow knives - this song cuts through the night... "Somewhere over the rainbow where knives aren't blue" there's a kitchen I heard of once in the bye and bye,, somewhere over the rainbow knives aren't blue and the quiche that you made ( huh) really is great too!
calling @medz gif request. I need a scorpion walking, and then josh popping up with the knives and that face from the thumbnail image of the video. Need this to happen.
My brain wanted this to be done to the tune of Reading Rainbow. β« I can stab anythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing take a look, I'll stab a book Stabby Rainboooooooooow βͺ
@medz I'm supposed to be paying attention to this mandatory diversity class, and instead, I'm hoping I'm on mute cause of "oops, I just stabbed my thigh"
Who dat dude is?
@medz Dat dude is @J_sh.
@medz @Moose also known as the kid with the earbuds.
@medz also also known as the guy who just yesterday with a completely straight face and tone pointed to a black light and asked @Moose, "Hey can I take that home to look for scorpions?" and I'm still laughing about it now.
@JonT - whoa - how does that work?
@JonT Oh, yeah. The earbuds. Poor kid.
@KDemo Yes. But to be clear, this wasn't for like a weirdo terrarium or something. He just has an honest-to-goodness scorpion infestation in his home.
@Moose you don't have to add the word 'weirdo' in front of terrarium. It's assumed.
@Moose - Yikes! I just looked up scorpion predators. All he has to do is release a couple of snakes and an owl in his house. Or more scorpions, apparently they are cannibalistic.
That was...special.
I think it's important to remember that @chadp and @moose both threw those into the ceiling and we almost died.
@hollboll - You get hazard pay, right?
@hollboll ummmmm.......what??
@katherine
@katherine
@hollboll
@hollboll
@hollboll I've always wanted to do that! But I'd have to explain why I brought a knife into work, as well as why I keep throwing a knife at the ceiling.
That was fun. Just needed a couple of unicorns and some glitter. I love that you guys are finding new uses for tp.
Ode to the rainbow knives - this song cuts through the night...
"Somewhere over the rainbow where knives aren't blue" there's a kitchen I heard of once in the bye and bye,, somewhere over the rainbow knives aren't blue and the quiche that you made ( huh) really is great too!
Stabby Rainbow would make a good gay porn star name.
Compelling. I would have bought the knives if I had bothered to watch this before they sold out.
What were the balls made out of?
@sohmageek They are plastic ball pit balls
@MEHcus I like how it begins so matter-of-fact like, "just stab it"
@medz I like to get right to the point.
@MEHcus Where's that rimshot gif?
calling @medz
gif request. I need a scorpion walking, and then josh popping up with the knives and that face from the thumbnail image of the video. Need this to happen.
@ChadP I second this request because that's the funniest thing that's happened in weeks.
@ChadP and maybe some text saying "Mmm...vittles"
@ChadP Summoned from his slumber, medz conjures a couple of half-assed gifs.
@medz π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―
@medz you may have a star
@medz You never disappoint us!
@medz this is exactly what I needed. I'm still laughing.
@medz - Whoa, you earned a coveted @MEHcus star! He is very discerning, no higher honor exists.
@KDemo I got an @MEHcus star once. I was so honored and humbled.
All morning I've been singing bacon pancakes, but replacing the words with 'stabby stabby rainbow.'
@marklog take some stabby and you put it in a rainbow
@harrison yes. welcome to my nightmare.
@marklog why would you do this to me?!?!?!?!?! cc @ChadP
@marklog stabby rainnnBOOOOOOWWWW
calling @medz again. mashup please.
@marklog Stabby rainbow, stabby stabby rainbow.
@hollboll it's too bad the knives are sold out, i would use them to cut this song out of my brain.
@marklog
@medz You're on fire today. Well done sir.
@medz You may have another star.
There's a full video of "fun with knives" that we need to see.
If you don't pay close attention you may miss the murdery message snuck in at the end by @matthew.
gut you like a rainbow troutβ¦
@JonT right, that's the only violent part of the song.
My brain wanted this to be done to the tune of Reading Rainbow.
β« I can stab anythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
take a look, I'll stab a book
Stabby Rainboooooooooow βͺ
@Thumperchick Yes! That's what was missing. That's why it seemed off when I watched it last night.
@Thumperchick We are 100% on the same page!
@PurplePawprints
Butterfly in the sky.
Oops, I just stabbed my thigh.
@medz I'm supposed to be paying attention to this mandatory diversity class, and instead, I'm hoping I'm on mute cause of "oops, I just stabbed my thigh"
This should become a series for all knives you sell.
That tune is just too catchy to let it go to waste.
@lumpthar - It would seem pretty incongruous with the turd blades, but funnier, I guess.
@matthew happy this was posted, sad it wasn't a modified bacon pancakes.