meh. meh face. OK, it’s kinda cool. My pumpkin sits uncarved on my stoop. Yup, I don’t even have the motivation to carve it. Although, this almost motivates me…almost. meh.
@Climb you’re thinking of that other cult. the one that makes you do things. man we hate that cult.
here, we expect you to do nothing except be a member of the cult. oh, and declare fealty to the mehcronomicon. but beyond that, expect nothing. well, there is the obligatory starring of @mfladd and @KittySprinkle’s posts. but nothing else.
wait… you should probably read that book everyone is reading. “Girl at the Amtrak station” or something. it’s about a hooker that meets this rich guy. i think Julia Childs made a movie about it.
nothing else though.
well… we’d like you to occasionally add to the fuck count when needed.
but, nothing… you know what. here’s your damn emergency pill.
You’ve succeeded
@ninjaemilee meh.
I love it!
Perfect!
That is awesome, especially when lit up. You deserve some sort of prize, but I’m not in charge, so you’ll probably get no prize. But
for the 
@pitamuffin It would only seem right if there was some worthless prize involved.
Kick ass! And adding the meh face is a really nice touch!
meh. meh face. OK, it’s kinda cool. My pumpkin sits uncarved on my stoop. Yup, I don’t even have the motivation to carve it. Although, this almost motivates me…almost. meh.
@savvysapphire You have more motivation than I, my pumpkin sits uncarved at the store.
To the best of my knowledge, pumpkins are not indigenous to the colony of the District of Columbia.
I hope that no pumpkins were harmed.
@daveinwarsh
That’s an exceptional mediocre pumpkin! …or is it exceptionally mediocre? Well done!
Yeh!
A lovely pumpkin. Just lovely.
Good job! Thumbs up
In particular, good job on the “e” in “meh”!
Nice job on the pumpkin, but the guy in the Wilford Brimley costume gets the prize… and the diabeetus.
Oh, and I found Waldo.
I’m not entirely sure that it is in fact mediocre enough. That looks better than pumpkins ive carved when trying to be excellent.
I like it
Is this a cult I have stumbled upon?
@Climb yes. now back away slowly and never speak of what you have seen or read.
or, join us.
your choice.
not really. you’ll get you cult membership card in a few days. the membership card offers the following perks:
in order to take up as much space as possible, we’ve quadruple laminated the card. you might want to buy a bigger wallet to accommodate it.
thanks for being a member. or not. whatever.
@carl669 but where is my emergency pill?
@Climb you’re thinking of that other cult. the one that makes you do things. man we hate that cult.
here, we expect you to do nothing except be a member of the cult. oh, and declare fealty to the mehcronomicon. but beyond that, expect nothing. well, there is the obligatory starring of @mfladd and @KittySprinkle’s posts. but nothing else.
wait… you should probably read that book everyone is reading. “Girl at the Amtrak station” or something. it’s about a hooker that meets this rich guy. i think Julia Childs made a movie about it.
nothing else though.
well… we’d like you to occasionally add to the fuck count when needed.
but, nothing… you know what. here’s your damn emergency pill.
@carl669 Boy am I glad I checked out the comments on this pumpkin. I never knew I would end up finding the cult of my dreams!
Very sincerely Meh.
I am sure the Great Pumpkin will be stopping by your place this year.
@Boiler3k the great pumpkin?
/giphy pumpkinhead
Thanks everybody. It is being proudly displayed on the front porch.
That’s really good! It looks even cooler with the candle!