She then said you haven’t asked me, it must have been someone else and then she picked up a statute and threw it at me. Am on my way to the ER right now. How could I have phrased it differently to avoid bodily injury?
Hey wifey, I’m trying to get one of those unlucky grab bags from meh.com.
Perhaps you should have pronounced it “Foo-koo”. Which is how is it’s pronounced, BTW.
/giphy lost in translation
@ACraigL Maybe the problem was that my dick was hanging out of my pants.
@Felton10 Problem? Or solution?
@ACraigL no, fuku is pronounced foo-koo, but fuko is pronounced foo-koh.
@ACraigL Depends where she aimed the statue she threw at me.
Damn, I hate it when statutes are hurled at me, like that pesky statute of limitations
/image statute /image statue
Hey wifey, I’m trying to get one of those unlucky grab bags from meh.com.
Perhaps you should have pronounced it “Foo-koo”. Which is how is it’s pronounced, BTW.
/giphy lost in translation
@ACraigL Maybe the problem was that my dick was hanging out of my pants.
@Felton10 Problem? Or solution?
@ACraigL no, fuku is pronounced foo-koo, but fuko is pronounced foo-koh.
@ACraigL Depends where she aimed the statue she threw at me.
Damn, I hate it when statutes are hurled at me, like that pesky statute of limitations
/image statute
/image statue