Tiny Tub Mummy Giveaway Advisory Board

@jaremelz I have to give him props on this. He is taking this to a new level. It just shows you how much your work is appreciated. We shall see what happens.

@jaremelz wants you to vote for @jaremelz, but what do we really know about @jaremelz???

@jaremelz hangs out with camelids

@jaremelz admits to shaving said camelids

JUST SAY NO TO THIS BLATANT VOTE MANIPULATION!!!

star the entry by @thismyusername

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@thismyusername

Hmmmm....I've not voted yet. What coast are you on?

@lisaviolet whichever coast you prefer.

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I have it on good authority that @thismyusername plans on putting TTM into the first blender they can find.

Don't let the mummy fall into the wrong hands! II can hear the chop chop chop of the blades now...shudder.

Some people are implying that @thismyusername would see if Tiny Tub Mummy would blend... let it be known that:

1. @thismyusername doesn't own a blendtec
2. @thismyusername wouldn't put any non food item into his ninja

DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES!!!

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@thismyusername is:
Clearly self-serving, not taking the mehdle class into consideration.
Is a self-identified internet Dick.
Is unsatisfied with the offerings on meh, and tried to upset the order of the fuku tradition.
Has not been approved by the TTM Protection Agency,
Clearly is not a suitable parent for Tiny Tub Mummy, in fact has never expressed interest until today.

Do not support this poser who clearly wants to own TTM for nefarious purposes!

@thismyusername Nuh nuh nuh nuh no....If you won't properly and truthfully answer the question I've put to you, I can't in good conscience throw my vote away. I just can't.

Dear Mehmber,

@KDemo is attacking us... and we need your help.

Sadly if you don't donate to the Tiny Tub Mummy Advisory Board, we will not be able to stave off these found-less allegations much longer.

DONATE TODAY.

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We received this letter earlier today. At first, we had no intention of publishing it. But it's become quite clear that @thismyusername will stop at nothing.

@jaremelz ha! love it! Is this true @thismyusername?

@jaremelz - Great reporting! Awesome job uncovering the Mummygate conspiracy, I'm sure a Pulitzer is in your future.

@jaremelz it appears our lawyers are faster than meets the eyes... your slander has been REDACTED!

(if it was even slander, never got to see it :( )

@thismyusername - What did you do to @jaremelz???

@KDemo mmmf mmmf mmmf mmmffff

@jaremelz We're looking for you, are you stuck in imgur?

@thismyusername, you bastard!

@KDemo

@jaremelz I don't know how to respond to that.

@KDemo All we can do is hope that we've done enough. Thankfully, TTM saved me. This time. I must return the favor!

@jaremelz So glad you were rescued. Did they repossess the letter?

@KDemo TTM slipped them a photocopy! She's so smart. The original is hidden. They'll never find it.

@thismyusername How did you make the text serif?

@jqubed it's the code tag (looks like 101 stacked on 010 on the editor bar).

@thismyusername huh, I would've expected that to produce fixed-width text, not serifs.

@KDemo you have to love the initiative here.

@mfladd Just no. It is clearly a coup attempt and the people must resist!

@KDemo doesn't want us to comb over the contest

but what do we really know about @KDemo???

@KDemo doesn't like cold pizza
@KDemo heats pizza in a MICROWAVE!!!!
@KDemo is unhappy with the forum layout

CAN YOU TRUST SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER DEMOed K FOR US????

star the entry by @thismyusername

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@KDemo @thismyusername

@thismyusername

@mfladd - Better believe it! Not fooling around.

@thismyusername I can't vote for someone who thinks putting pizza in the microwave is an abomination.

@dashcloud breaking news:

@thismyusername now supports microwaving cold pizza.

"to each his own, heat your cold pizza the way you see fit, all that matters is that you vote for my submission" -thismyusername

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@KDemo

@Lotsofgoats - Ha! The Zombies have spoken.

@christinewas - I went to remove my vote from that submission, but it turns out I never voted for it because
not funny!

@mfladd

@KDemo because it is fun. And I am all about fun here :)

@KDemo East coaster. Waddid ya expect?

@lisaviolet oh..that hurt...:( lumping all east coasters with @mfladd..

@mikibell I'm sorry, I wasn't aware...

@Barney It's ok... Here, have this

@jaremelz Is that East or West Coast? Sure doesn't look like Kansas.

@Barney Better?

@mfladd Ahh, there's no place like home.

@Barney

@thismyusername

@nadroj One of my favorite songs--one of my favorite groups. Naturally.

@thismyusername She's made from the finest merino! It's like you don't even know her!

@jaremelz I will form a committee to form a sub committee to find out why my notes said alpaca, you can rest assured.

@thismyusername - That is clearly Stephen Colbert, not Stephen Colbert. Fake just like you and your faux campaign.

@thismyusername With a collection of meh treasures in your home, how can we be sure that she would receive the love and attention she deserves? Sounds to me like you just made another case against yourself.

@christinewas WEBCAMS! If I win I will fake a webcam to let everyone check in on the Tiny Tub Mummy 24/7.... now go star this post:

https://meh.com/forum/topics/stupid-goat-south-park-meme-contest-official-un-goated-version#55d5680064d26dac071f647c

Gods speed!

@thismyusername - Goat speed! (which is no speed at all).

@tinsami1 Why would you want to star thismyusername for running such a negative attack campaign? Did you see what they did to @jaremelz?

@KDemo Uh... to raise awareness of more mehmbers on what's happening!

Not really. I just wanted a "best thread of the day (for me)" indicator of sorts!

@thismyusername @jaremelz you have been challenged.

WELL THEN

@Lotsofgoats

@Lotsofgoats

@Lotsofgoats

@jaremelz You are a VERY sick person. (JK)

@Foxborn why did you put the "JK"on the end? You had it right to begin with. She is twisted.

@mfladd I don't know what you're talking about

@Lotsofgoats

@thismyusername @Lotsofgoats

goodness gracious what have I done

@thismyusername @moose & @mehcus. Can you guys institute downvotes temporarily for this shit ? Thank you.

@thismyusername

@ceagee @moose & @mehcus Pretty Pretty Please

@ceagee @Foxborn You mean so we can downvote other entries, entries other than mine yes?

@thismyusername

'cause yout going to blend TTM and she's my friend

@Foxborn I am telling you, those are lies started by some of our shared competitors, I want to seal her in an epoxy box give her a nice home, really.

@ceagee Okay but we'll only enable them for your posts, deal?

@MEHcus Except change that to only @thisismyusername 's posts and it's deal.

You don't want the TTM hurt do you ?
Hey who's side are you on ?
How much beer have you been promised?
And why did the goat @mfladd , who is posting like he wants to save TTM from @thisismyusername , star your post ? In fact, it's the goat's contest, he could change the rules and save the day.

Things are very fishy.
Oh @hollboll what's the water level on the sea monkey container ?

@ceagee because ANYTHING that has to do with downvotes gets my goat. It was the downfall of Deals.wOOt. And a STUPID fucking decision by someone of the old guard. Sorry, rant.

I believe an amenable deal can be worked out with @thismyusername so that TTM will be placed in the correct home no matter what happens with the voting. Promise :)

@mfladd yes yes I am all too familiar w/ the deals thing and agree. It was just a silly comment to hack @thisismyusersname account and save TTM. That is all. well almost :
I'm glad you have Plan "B" lined up for TTM. : )

@ceagee Don't take me too seriously ever :) (my Kiva friend)
p.s. @thismyusername deserves all the shit he can take - he's a troublemaker and that is why I like him. So keep up the good work!

@mfladd well some are still very very touchy about all that. I'm not good at walking on eggshells.

@ceagee I would really like to know who ACTUALLY implemented that idea so I could lop off his/her head. Though I doubt anyone would actually fess up to that crime.