... and hell ain't cheap. well, unless you have a coupon from one of those valpak things that are impossible to tear in half. what is the fuck is THAT about anyway??
@carl669 - Sorry to tell you, but the Earth's in really bad shape, and might not last that long. Anyway, this will be fun, and you'll have a claim to fame.
I admit to having gotten completely lost in whatever the vote was, but I'm happy with how it fell out.
Let me start by saying that I blame @carl669 that the old goats still lack perks. What the actual fuck, dude? How long we got to wait? Get your tiaraed ass in gear and get something done, damnit.
@studerc@joelmw Knowing you still didn't have your goat prize made me feel bad when I won the February event and @JonT posted he was sending out the 'prize' for that in the beginning of March. But then, no prize ever came and I realize I didn't have to feel bad after all. Except, no prize ever came and that made me feel bad, too.
@PurplePawprints To be fair, the only thing promised with the office itself was scorn and ridicule. It just seems that there should be some kind of perk to having been goat.
Since you are officially the April goat can I blame you that I missed the bag because the site locked on my mobile device at 1201E as I was proving I was human? Never mind I blame you anyway!
@readnj That's one way of looking at it. However, since the habit has been dying off in recent reigns, there's a movement to invoke the goat as often as possible this month. I just don't want @carl669 to feel ignored. :)
@Kidsandliz That is antithetical to the spirit of being the goat. In the past there was talk that the goat should be unable to unsubscribe from email notifications for the duration of their goathood. Are you being notified @carl669?
I never really understood the concept of "Hell to pay." I mean, what are you paying for? What kind of goods or services does Hell provide that you are willing to pay for? And what does Hell do with the money, anyway? Perhaps it all goes to pay the heating bill, which must be kinda high. Other than that - chains and whips? Wages and health benefits for demons?
@carl669 We have azalea bushes. We also have a pear tree, so if you come when they're falling, you can eat as many of those as you'd like. Also, we have a pecan tree, good luck getting those open though. I will also start with tomato plants this year, but those are totally out of bounds.
@JonT i'm just trying to make a living here. why you gotta be pimpin' amazon? did they already buy meh and no one told us!? did they change their name to Amehzon?? or did Meh change its name to Mehmazon?? inquiring minds want to know.
Hell Toupee
@duodec holy crap! i used to love that show!
lol goated
It's about time you were recognized for your post several months back ...
@narfcake psshh...that was SOOOOO 2014.
Hell to pay, sure, but guess who has to foot the bill this month?
Welcome to goathood, @carl669
@KDemo what's that old saying? "the goats shall inherit the earth"... or something like that.
@carl669 - Sorry to tell you, but the Earth's in really bad shape, and might not last that long. Anyway, this will be fun, and you'll have a claim to fame.
@KDemo way to shoot down this goat's dream!! you're such a
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@carl669 - Ha ha, touché.
Well well well... Heavy is the burden that wears the crown.
@BillLehecka could i swap the crown for a tiara? those are much lighter and would reduce the burden proportionally, no?
@carl669 Rock it however feels good.
@carl669 slow down, that tiara is made of thorns so prickly not even a goat would eat them.
Good start to your goatdom. Well, not a baaaaaad one anyway.
Gooooooooooat!!!!
I admit to having gotten completely lost in whatever the vote was, but I'm happy with how it fell out.
Let me start by saying that I blame @carl669 that the old goats still lack perks. What the actual fuck, dude? How long we got to wait? Get your tiaraed ass in gear and get something done, damnit.
@joelmw i'm on it! off to meh headquarters!
@joelmw be careful. He might send you a used goat milking machine.
@joelmw @carl669 ....I've been barking up that tree since September. Someday though...right @JonT?
@nadroj That sounds unwholesome . . . and intriguing. And very much like something I heard about once that I'm afraid to google (especially at work).
@studerc @joelmw Knowing you still didn't have your goat prize made me feel bad when I won the February event and @JonT posted he was sending out the 'prize' for that in the beginning of March. But then, no prize ever came and I realize I didn't have to feel bad after all. Except, no prize ever came and that made me feel bad, too.
@PurplePawprints To be fair, the only thing promised with the office itself was scorn and ridicule. It just seems that there should be some kind of perk to having been goat.
Damn.
@ruouttaurmind my nails are a little bit shorter. but just as pointy.
@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl
Since you are officially the April goat can I blame you that I missed the bag because the site locked on my mobile device at 1201E as I was proving I was human? Never mind I blame you anyway!
@readnj Proper blame needs to call the goat by using its title, in this case @carl669
@gio You are correct,except in this case, it was his thread, so i thought that redundant.
@readnj That's one way of looking at it. However, since the habit has been dying off in recent reigns, there's a movement to invoke the goat as often as possible this month. I just don't want @carl669 to feel ignored. :)
@readnj @gio the key to invoking the goat's name is it should flood their email inbox with @ mentions. Take that, @carl669!
@jqubed Or he could just turn off notifications when he is mentioned in the forums… just sayin'
@Kidsandliz That is antithetical to the spirit of being the goat. In the past there was talk that the goat should be unable to unsubscribe from email notifications for the duration of their goathood. Are you being notified @carl669?
@jqubed yep. i'm getting them. you bastards really do a lot of stupid shit that you need to blame others for.
@carl669 and for that I blame you.
@jqubed
@carl669
I blame @billlehecka for this still...
@Squid_07 Too late. You had until 3/31/2015 11:59pm. Any blaming of past goat for current goat's faults is null and bleat.
@Thumperchick yeah but if he was still goat, there would be nothing to blame him for as such it is his fault for no longer being goat
@Squid_07 that's a twisted web of logic you're weaving there.
@carl669 Don't worry, I'll blame you extra to make up for it.
@carl669 why yes... yes it is... which I shall blame you for first learning time travel theory from doc Brown instead of the doctor
I blame @carl669 for @Squid_07's terrible logic.
I never really understood the concept of "Hell to pay." I mean, what are you paying for? What kind of goods or services does Hell provide that you are willing to pay for? And what does Hell do with the money, anyway? Perhaps it all goes to pay the heating bill, which must be kinda high. Other than that - chains and whips? Wages and health benefits for demons?
@rockblossom a lot of the cost goes towards psychologists. i mean, the mental toll it must take to torture souls day in and day out is immense!
So, you're the goat, Carl. If you come to my place you can eat all of the grass you want. It'll give us less lawn mowing to do. You're welcome.
@juststephen that's the worst offer i've ever heard. throw in some fuckin' blackberry bushes or something ya damn cheapskate.
@carl669 you can have the sweet sweet fresh leaves on the trees (that you can reach) IF you get rid of the weeds at my place.
@thismyusername i'm a goat dammit, not a giraffe! get some quality shrubbery down at goat level and we'll talk.
@carl669
@carl669 We have azalea bushes. We also have a pear tree, so if you come when they're falling, you can eat as many of those as you'd like. Also, we have a pecan tree, good luck getting those open though. I will also start with tomato plants this year, but those are totally out of bounds.
@juststephen oh hell yeah! love me some quality bush. azalea, that is.
@juststephen if @carl669 is unwilling or unavailable, as usual you can get it (for more $) at Amazon: Hire a goat grazer.
@JonT i'm just trying to make a living here. why you gotta be pimpin' amazon? did they already buy meh and no one told us!? did they change their name to Amehzon?? or did Meh change its name to Mehmazon?? inquiring minds want to know.