Find a clueless daily deal web site and unload it all on them. Watch them try to sell it to an increasingly annoyed customer base. Laugh all the way to the bank. Suckers!
I had a science teacher who took the candy corn we donated, mixed it with an oxidizer, and made fuel for model rockets. It wasn’t as good as the store-bought engines, but it wasn’t absolutely terrible. Memorable school day, if nothing else.
@Dave BTW: Could you all do us a favor and let us know when you have dumped the remaining inventory on some poor sucker so we can feel safe to order stuff again?
@Dave - actually also take a photo of the pallet you will be sending out and post it in case you end up sending it to a sucker who doesn’t post that they won the contest. This was a contest. With a purchase required to enter clause. Right?
I know some breweries used this for beer making for some of their scratch beers. Melt it down in water, and the sugary water mixture is now ready for the wort. The beers I had before had a slight hint of it, but not overpowering. If you want to prevent that from happening, use a blend of sugar, candy corn, and dry malt extract.
Find a clueless daily deal web site and unload it all on them. Watch them try to sell it to an increasingly annoyed customer base. Laugh all the way to the bank. Suckers!
Is it really ingestion if one uses them as a suppository?
/asking for a friend
@therealjrn
/google ingestion definition
Ingestion | Define Ingestion at Dictionary.com
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/ingestion
Today I learned the word, egest.
I had a science teacher who took the candy corn we donated, mixed it with an oxidizer, and made fuel for model rockets. It wasn’t as good as the store-bought engines, but it wasn’t absolutely terrible. Memorable school day, if nothing else.
@simplersimon So now the kids think your either McGyver or Walter White.
KuoH
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/other-uses-for-candy-corn?ref=meh_com
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again:
@Dave BTW: Could you all do us a favor and let us know when you have dumped the remaining inventory on some poor sucker so we can feel safe to order stuff again?
Please and thank you sir.
@Dave - actually also take a photo of the pallet you will be sending out and post it in case you end up sending it to a sucker who doesn’t post that they won the contest. This was a contest. With a purchase required to enter clause. Right?
I wonder if they have enough to use as fuel to heat my house this winter.
Best (and easiest) recipe using candy corn:
Mix equal amounts of candy corn and peanuts.
Enjoy.
@mrslug
/image peanut allergies
/image candy corn allergies
@narfcake What a waste of honey.
I know some breweries used this for beer making for some of their scratch beers. Melt it down in water, and the sugary water mixture is now ready for the wort. The beers I had before had a slight hint of it, but not overpowering. If you want to prevent that from happening, use a blend of sugar, candy corn, and dry malt extract.
You can use them as a replacement for those bamboo foam pillows meh sold, as a substitute for sandbags.
Flood waters are coming and too many people live on or partially in the ocean. Do your patriotic duty and stockpile candy corn.
A great way to stuff your meh.com pillow when all the innards come out.
And rocket fuel. Mythbusters proved that.