The absolutely random and useless thread.

phewww… the last time that was posted – haha

@capguncowboy

I would do slash mouth blown, but we saw what that got @compunaut on another thread - most fun with puns in a very long time. @giphys Hardcore Gone Wild!

@narfcake I’ve learned many things during this video… Mainly, if I’m going to complain about a $500 bill at the dealer, I’m not rich enough to own this car.

@RiotDemon That part applies to many “high priced” cars. A formerly-$120k luxury car can be bought for $20k, but it’s still going to have service costs of a $120k car.

@f00l
Damn, first try!
/giphy first try

@thismyusername

@thismyusername I have no idea why I liked that so much. I had to keep watching.

@pitamuffin I watched the whole thing just so I could see what happened.

@thismyusername I liked it better at 1.25 speed. Get’s more of a creepy carnival vibe with the music

@thismyusername They’re reproducing like bunnies

@thejackalope ya know this is one of the less creepy cyriaks out there… check his youtube for some seriously whacked-out stuff.

@looseneck if he is being deep, and with that title, I think he might be talking about us humans…

@RiotDemon
/giphy Oh My!

@RiotDemon Hahaha. I watched that episode.

@RiotDemon

@capguncowboy
/giphy that’s hot

@capguncowboy I think Murphy was confused.

@narfcake

@mfladd
/giphy corinthian

@f00l
Oops didn’t intend to go political. Still, no person mentioned, and typical of this year funny, it stays.

@f00l Doesn’t matter. This is the anything goes thread.

@mfladd
A true “anything goes” philosophy could degenerate in to a twitter-style bully-fest or an endless political rant megabore.

I hope we are above that. Or below that. Whatever, I can’t keep gravity straight around here, it’s always going crooked.

And we don’t need no stinkin’ gravity.

/giphy crooked gravity

/giphy stinking gravity

@RiotDemon Oh my…

@RiotDemon That must be Sauron Kitty

@RiotDemon

@pooflady Anything goes here. I love your post, and hope you get a trade. If not, your offer to send it to someone is awesome!

@pooflady I have an extra Men’s large “Sprinkles” shirt that I bought for @carl669 if he needed it, but he didn’t. I guess you could always shrink it in the dryer?

@Barney Not likely. Even my highly abused AA shirts haven’t shrunken that much. Heck, they’re still longer than my line-dried Anvils.

@pooflady @Barney - Due to a little mix-up, I have another mens XL I bought for @carl669 as well! I’d be happy to send it, no trade needed.
User name preceded by 333 on google.

@KDemo Well, MY large is smaller than your XL, so there! (And I don’t need a trade either), so double there! My favorite color barney 001 on google.

@Barney - Wait, I could send mine to you, and you could send them both to @pooflady’s granddaughter? Or maybe we should just send them all to @carl669.
/image too many t shirts

@KDemo Phhhhbt! That looks like a retailer.

@narfcake OMG.

@mfladd Actually that was 4 years ago for the shirt.woot 5th anniversary. I have no idea how many I’m up to nowadays.

@narfcake you are the Hulk of shirts.

@mfladd @narfcake needs an intervention.

@KDemo Let’s just blame @sammydog01 for this whole mess.

@Barney Send any extra shirts my way. Those AAs are yummy.

@sammydog01 Don’t let @narfcake catch you doing this.

@pooflady No one wanted to trade so I’ll give them to anyone that wants them. Problem: you have to figure out how I get an address to send them to.

@f00l
/giphy thread

@f00l
/giphy wtf?

@Barney “Barney McNugget” Stop chasing Barbie in the Denny’s mobile!

@mfladd That seems to about sum up my life lately – always chasing after something and never catching up with it.

@Barney
Really adds to the suck factor if you’re perpetually chasing something you don’t even want.

/giphy suck factor

@f00l You came pretty close to describing my whole life.

@Barney
Perhaps spend less time chasing whatever other stuff and more time chasing purple?

/giphy purple bliss

@dashcloud love the skull socks. Never can wear fancy socks though… Don’t fit right. Oh well.

@RiotDemon From the description: The socks are one size fits all, up to a size 12 Male U.S.

@dashcloud it’s the calves that are a problem… But thanks.

@dashcloud Those are really cool, but I prefer pushing up daisies.

@thekenya

@thekenya
/giphy delayed reaction

@RiotDemon Sorry, my gif was banned. Choo, Choo!

@mfladd I’m afraid to ask.

@RiotDemon

@RiotDemon Just don’t try mouth blown

@compunaut You have never responded to this incident before. That was the most fun I have had here in a while. And it stayed up for 5 hours! I thank you for that.

@mfladd I don’t even really know what happened (except second hand). My browser died loading that giphy, and I left the computer to get back to my life for a while. Never even saw the image, tho I gather it was definitely NSFW. Surprised; I don’t remember seeing anything hard-core from the /giphy command before or since.

@compunaut Yup. I never have either. It was HARD CORE PORN, and very amusing as it sat there for so long. Your computer probably choked on it. The funniest is the first person who saw it and posted - WHOA! NSFW.
Good times.

@capguncowboy

/giphy Zzzzzz’s!

/giphy Vvvvvs

@capguncowboy I f’n luv the bee gif!

@capguncowboy
/giphy F’s

@f00l
/giphy Ccc’s

@compunaut
/giphy Geez

JACKPOT! What did I win???

@Pavlov I’m fairly certain that’s how you get pink eye

@Pavlov Are you finally home now?

@mfladd Yup - home safe and sound.

@Pavlov Glad nothing fell on ya.

@mfladd Me too.

@Pavlov
I’ll have what she’s having?

@Pavlov

@2many2no
Definitely a new way to interpret the song.

@capguncowboy @Pavlov wouldn’t this actually be brown eye and not pink eye?

@2many2no Crystal Gayle!!!

@2many2no The length of her hair! Holy Shit. I had forgot that she was known for that.

@mfladd I didn’t even know who she was until people at my job started calling me Crystal… At the time I had my hair to my mid thighs. It’s only to my butt now, so I don’t get called Crystal anymore.

@RiotDemon uuum… that’s hot. Just say’n.

@RiotDemon
Pix? Hair?

@baqui63
I won’t have what it’s having. At least not tonight. Not that hungry.

ooooooo…were people creeped out by this? Get a grip. This is a Sunday shower before brunch.

@carl669 Unless my Hindi translation skills are a bit rusty, I think he’s singing about how there’s just too many ‘cat GIF’s’ on the internet.
He thinks that dogs, goats and bacon need to mentioned more often.

@daveinwarsh
/giphy cat gifs

@daveinwarsh i’m pretty sure he’s singing about really good pizza that’s too far away to obtain without hassle. like delfino’s in U village. which is what i want for dinner. but i hate driving to seattle.

@carl669 Got me thinking about Pizzeria Due in Chicago. Since that’s 950mi away it makes me sad. But I’ll blame @sammydog01 instead

@narfcake
/giphy bad kitty

@f00l
http://www.teeturtle.com/products/bad-kitty

@f00l (Kitty Boop)

@compunaut I like that place too.

@sammydog01 Which one is you? I’m guessing the one flashing some leg
/giphy flashing some leg

@daveinwarsh
I try to keep my pix off the internet! When was that one taken?

@connorbush
One can only hope.

@f00l

@Pavlov Holy shit! Medic!!!

@Pavlov I always worried about getting hit in the head by one of those (not so much that second part).

@Pavlov omg. Wtf. That fucking driver is an asshole.

@RiotDemon must have figured he army crawled to safety.

@RiotDemon @medz looking at the footage I doubt the driver even saw him go down. My guess they weren’t even watching him and were already staring at the machine to get their ticket. and maneuvering to get the door open. Some drivers can be so oblivious of the world around them.

@jbartus ah, very likely.

@RiotDemon moar:

@jbartus
Is that an ouchie, sweetie?

/giphy ouchie

@dashcloud lol, wut

@dashcloud That is the craziest headline I have ever read.

@ELUNO
Here’s a classic

@mick i tried well, like 5 different ways to post this… how do you post a youtube thing here??? i, for so real… need a preview button!!! lol

@mick

@mick hit share, and copy link. Paste.

@mick Nuh uh!

@narfcake damn. That wagon is tough. I wonder if this is what junkyard owners do when bored?

@RiotDemon Tough? What about the driver?

@narfcake
Watching, i am transformed into an aspirational state.

It’s A Wonderful Life
/giphy it’s a wonderful life

Everytime someone plays Demolition Derby at an “auto recycling center”, an angel gets its wings.

/giphy demolition derby

@ELUNO I saw he was wearing a helmet. He’ll be 100% ok.

@f00l /giphy returned an implosion for you. I’m sure @sammydog01 is to blame for that.

/giphy demolition derby

@narfcake
"Random" and “too good a result to risk trying again” are to blame for that result. Why reboot sublimity?

Please do not confuse my behavior with that of a person seeking intelligibility. Never That!

/giphy random

@RiotDemon My IQ is now 55 after watching this…

@ELUNO
That vid raised your IQ all the way to 55?!!!
Wow, lemme see what watching it can do for me!

/giphy IQ imaginary

@f00l Yes! Me smartz now!

@ELUNO
ME NOT 2 SMART

/giphy stupid

@f00l
/giphy Welcome to da club

@medz
/giphy blerg

@f00l
/youtube blarg ball

@medz
/giphy killtrocity

/giphy blerg

/image blarg

/giphy my anus is bleeding

@RiotDemon Oh, I love these!
/giphy LOVE!

@ELUNO I’m just glad that every giphy I changed, was all from the rejected film, and not something else.

@RiotDemon lol, that second one could have been weird…

@RiotDemon
/giphy shock and awe

@ELUNO oh hellz no… @thumperchick doesn’t this video violate the terms of decency or something???

@thismyusername You don’t like unicorns?

@ELUNO I hate all those charlies, and I can’t even say why, they just rub me wrong way audibly…

This guy should just stop it…

@thismyusername Chaaarlieee, wake up Charlie!

@ELUNO

@thismyusername yeah, it drives me crazy as well.

@RiotDemon @thismyusername You people are crazy! Long live Charlie voices!
/giphy Charlie

@RiotDemon lol, what… the… hell…!!!

@ELUNO that’s what I said the first time I watched it. It still creeps me out.

@RiotDemon But now I must watch all the other episodes! Thanks I guess?!?

@RiotDemon I remember watching these on Newgrounds back in the day.

@jbartus I loved Newgrounds! I mostly lurked the forums, didn’t really post. I was just thinking of it earlier, trying to remember some transformers mashup that I watched… Couldn’t remember what it was called. It was horrible videos mixed up with decent flash towards the end… Probably around 20 videos. I’ll have to go search later.

@RiotDemon I did worse than lurk the forums, I just came for the flash and ignored the community!

@jbartus I went and logged into my Newgrounds account to find that video. It’s called Blamformers, and I’m not going to link it because I forgot how graphic it gets towards the end, lol.

I did watch it on YouTube, so if anyone wants to search it, they can find it there. It’s 13+ minutes of weird shit.

@RiotDemon I just finished watching all 10 episodes of Salad Fingers. My outlook on life has changed…
So I guess I will go watch Blamformers then!

@ELUNO I honestly don’t remember any of the episodes past episode 1. I watched them all once, probably 4-5 years ago, and that was it.

Blamformers is… Just weird, haha. The best artwork is at the end, but the most controversial videos.

And right next to me is my Megatron Slurpee cup with a date of 2009 stamped on it.

@RiotDemon lol, yes, the last one looked the best but graphic sex. The shower one was good as well.
Megatron Slurpee cup?! You can be the queen of BYOC with that! (We demand pics of said cup btw)

@ELUNO the BYOC would be a waste because it’s only a 16 or 20 oz cup. I’ll have to try and take a picture tomorrow… It’s one of those lenticular cups. Or I’ll go Google for it. I’m not sure I’ll be successful.

Edit: Way easier to Google it than I thought.

Fyi. I showed that blamformers video to a friend of mine, her husband, and her older teenaged sons… Totally forgetting how graphic the last two videos were. Not one of my proudest moments.

@RiotDemon lol. "Daddy, why is that robot doing that?!"
Ah yes, that is a small cup. Cool but not worth it then. I really don’t think I have anything worth using for it… :S

@ELUNO haha, I said “older teenaged sons.” They definitely were not clueless.

@ELUNO the 10" height requirement is tough. I think a gallon milk jug might be just around 10", depending on the manufacturer. I don’t even know what I would do with that much Slurpee.

@RiotDemon lol, you ruined their innocence!
Yeah, it might be hard to find a good sized cup with that restriction. Although based on some other pictures, they might let it slide on something bigger like a toilet. And yeah, I’m sure a lot of people throw most of it away…

@ELUNO pfft. They were old enough that their innocence was totally gone. I remember my friend telling me that one of them kept stealing her expensive lotion. So she had to buy them cheap lotion of their own. They weren’t smart enough to wipe the browsing history on the computer either.

I’m tempted to just get a regular Slurpee because of all the Slurpee talk. I haven’t had one in over a year.

@RiotDemon haha, being a mother of teenagers… must be a riot. I hope I was never as evident like that to my family!
You know what, I haven’t had one either in way more than a year. Or get one of Sammydog’s half gallon slurpee bottles if they still have one… I usually get the coke flavored one which is basically just like drinking a really cold coke…

@ELUNO I would layer mine coke and cherry. Just slightly more cherry. I never really drank coke, but a cherry coke Slurpee was good.

If they didn’t have that, I’d layer cherry and blue raspberry.

Then when they came out with Mt. Dew… I would drink that plain.

@RiotDemon I never liked cherry that much. I think they had a Startburst flavor one at some point. That one was the best. But I never liked mixing flavors.

@ELUNO
Some artists must not have seen that “55” music video. That’s prob for the best.

@mehbee
/youtube beautiful day

@ELUNO Thanks!

/giphy be my neighbor

@mehbee
/giphy ok

@mehbee
White Bird
(From It’s A Beautiful Day)

@f00l Thanks! You can be my neighbor too if you want!
/giphy good neighbor

@mehbee
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/hello-neighbor

@narfcake That’s an awesome shirt!

@mehbee Yep. @fishbiscuit does a lot of really great designs. I have over 40 of her’s.

And it all started with this one …

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/coffee-stain-cats

@narfcake I love Fishbiscuit’s shirts And love seeing the first shirt…I’d buy that…lol. I’m about to buy probably four shirts today, I’ll have to see if any are hers.

@mehbee @narfcake Yay! Thank you, guys!

@narfcake I love this pic!

@connorbush I just saw this the other day on YouTubers React. They had subtitles. The lyrics are not what I expected.

@mfladd
/giphy because

@mfladd Now I would have been more interested if it was about her and Damon…or just Damon…

/giphy Ian Somerhalder

@mfladd
/giphy vampire poodle

@f00l
/giphy insufficiently useless

@mikibell
@Barney
/image purple tomato

@mikibell Am I random or useless? (I am glad that I can make you smile.)

@Barney Neither…

From Martha Stewart, there is a reason for a tomato pin cushion:

The pincushion was invented as a practical aid for storing pins and needles, but it also showcased one’s collection of pins and needles. (Needles were costly, after all.)

According to tradition, placing a tomato on the mantel of a new home ensured prosperity by warding off evil spirits. When tomatoes were out of season, people weren’t totally out of luck: They simply improvised with red material, sawdust, and a little bit of ingenuity.

The only random part was that my friend got the only purple tomato – the rest of the people received green tomatoes!

@f00l It is absolutely useless, and wonderful at the same time. My thread, my rules. Thank you for participating in my sic indulgences.

p.s. I will also be absent on that day. (luv that gif)

@mfladd
Oh, you will attend the endless committee meeting. Count on it.

/giphy Trust Me

@f00l I won’t be able to attend since I will be with you over at the last to post thread.
/giphy Together forever

@ELUNO
Perhaps you’re excused.
Mordor, together, forever!

/giphy together in Mordor

@mikibell except they spelled “FUCKITY” wrong.

@carl669 It’s obviously the British version.

@carl669
Perhaps they learned the linguistic variations of the word “fuck” using a UK spelling or something. Perhaps a redneck spelling. Don’t be too critical: at least they made the effort.

/giphy effort

@ELUNO
/giphy Great Minds Think Alike

@f00l
/giphy We Are One

@ELUNO
/giphy onward to Mordor!

@f00l
/giphy Marching to Mordor

@somf69
Excuse me. Attention.

Only absolutely useless posts are allowed here. Your post has been scanned, and possible uses have been detected.

This will be your only warning

/giphy warning

Useless indeed!

@melwin

@melwin

@RiotDemon

/giphy First you must find…another shrubbery!

/giphy a herring!

Lolwut?

@melwin
/giphy bush-league

@melwin
/giphy I fart in your general direction

@RiotDemon
/giphy Well, she turned me into a newt!

@melwin
/giphy I got better

@melwin “I’m gonna fuck you up… JK! I love you!”

@thismyusername I wasn’t expecting that ending. That is awesome!

@thismyusername & anyone who can assist.

is there a trick to watch these videos? I’m on chrome on android. The video doesn’t play, but it does give me an option to save it, and I have been able to watch it then in my downloads.

@thismyusername RGM. Nice.

@RiotDemon click HERE on mobile, in theory mehdown could look at your platform and turn .gifvs into .gifs but I think mobile browsers will support gifv soon enough anyway…

@thismyusername thanks for the link. I first had responded “wait for it” because I thought it was a static image and you were just messing with us. I ended up deleting it when I realized it was a video. Now I see that the title of the video is… Wait for it…

/giphy d’oh

@RiotDemon Just curious, does this one work?

@ELUNO sort of. Took forever to load, and it’s herky jerky. Not smooth like if I watch it from the link above. I actually had to watch three loops before I could see the paper unfurl at the end, because it was only showing 1-3 frames.

@RiotDemon Hmm… it seems imgur does save a gif version of their gifv videos, but as you say, it might be too big for less powerful devices to handle correctly.

@RiotDemon
Can you try another browser on android? Firefox, dolphin, opera, etc? Let us know results if you do. Thx.

@thismyusername Epic!

@f00l the only other browser I have is whatever comes with android. The original video, gifv, whatever it’s called, just loaded a black box. The other gif that @Eluno linked is still kinda jerky. My phone is older, but it runs the snapdragon processor. It’ll probably help if I dump all my photos off my phone to clear up space… Maybe things would run smoother, I dunno.

@ELUNO she cheated on him?

@jbartus ah, I didn’t see it that way. I thought maybe it lost it’s partner and was trying to find more of his kind, and got upset when it found a couple that reminded it of what it lost.

@RiotDemon I dunno, that last frame looked kind of angry to me. I suppose it depends on which eye we’re looking at.

@jbartus @RiotDemon
I might be reading it all wrong, but I think he somehow went back in time and looked at him/herself along with the partner and pet in one of their joyous days. (I think this because in one of the previous frames he is looking at a picture that is exactly the same as when he looks at the group. And we see the hovercam taking that exact picture.)

@ELUNO damn. Good eye. I totally see it now, especially the frame with the swirly looking thing swallowing the ship.

@ELUNO and now I see that the photo, and then the map of the planets both show 3Q4-7 (394-7?)

@RiotDemon Yes. (I think that is a 9) I am not 100% sure how the time travelling aspect works since it seems clear he is traveling straight to another similar planet. Plus, I also don’t get the purple planet…

@ELUNO I think it was just a moon that was in the way of a wormhole.

I spent way too much time looking at that comic, trying to analyze it, lol

@RiotDemon lol, me too. At least I understood some of it!

@RiotDemon Ahhhhhh I just got it! It’s genius!
He calculated the distance and then worm-holed over there faster than the speed of light. He is looking at the light coming from his planet but all of that happened way before.

@ELUNO
Can’t let this one alone. Where did you find it?

Beautiful.

@f00l It’s a webcomic. www.pandyland.net Definitely NSFW! This is pretty much one of their best ones.

@thismyusername Damn you, for more Pumpkin Spice!

@thismyusername
/giphy nausea

@thismyusername OMG WTF WHY??

/giphy stop the madness

@RiotDemon That crazy Frodo!
/giphy crazy Frodo

@ELUNO

@RiotDemon Oh dear, that made me snort…loud!

@vanslaterco that show is where I first saw Piff the magic dragon.

@thismyusername PIFFF!!!

@narfcake poor Maru. So indecisive.

One of my cats has the same exact coloring. Body shape is totally different though.

@narfcake
Maru may be My One True Love

/giphy Maru

@mikibell I’m so glad she’s as good as on TV. I know she’s a solid musician, and a good writer. Let’s hope she tours half the year for two decades. Are you two still floating on air?

@RiotDemon
/youtube benny hill theme

@RiotDemon I don’t know if this contributed positively or negatively to myself as a person.

@ELUNO
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@RiotDemon MOOOAAR please

@ELUNO more stuffed animal dissections?

@RiotDemon moar weird shit you have shared on facebook in the past

@ELUNO since Facebook reminds me every day, that I remember to check, things will slowly pop up.

@RiotDemon As the father of a child with Tourette’s Syndrome I want you to know that he just read this and laughed his ass off.

@Pavlov does the child “yel randum shit like fuck an mustard an shit”?

Brittany’s education is going really well.

@RiotDemon LOL, no - less than 10% of Tourette’s patients exhibit coprolalia. Coprolalia is the involuntary swearing or the involuntary utterance of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks.

“She is freaking stupid” was his only remark.

@Pavlov ah ok. Makes sense. I have met quite a few people with Tourette’s but they were all motion tics or they would repeat certain noises.

@RiotDemon
It’s good to see that Academic Excellence is getting a toehold in America.

@Pavlov If you don’t mind saying: how old is your son?

@compunaut He’s 12 - I have another and he is 25.

@Pavlov Mine are 15 & 13. We have our own troubles, tho Tourette’s isn’t one of them

@RiotDemon this dancer has Terex syndrome

@ELUNO baby arm

@ELUNO WHY??? Clearly he has too much time on his hands and too much money.

@Kidsandliz Ha, he probably has destroyed more than 50 phones by now. Some are very enjoyable to watch! Start watching all of them instead of working! Procrastinate some more!

@ELUNO I guess he’s never heard of an oven mitt or towel to hold the hot phone.

@RiotDemon Oh, he is pretty reckless alright. He does worse things on other videos. I wonder how he still has all his fingers.

@ELUNO
Well, that’s weird as all fuck.

@ELUNO WTF did I just watch?

@ELUNO my ears…

@RiotDemon @Knightp @f00l You just witnessed the best thing ever. The best song ever with the best video ever. EVER! Where else would you find an Asian guy eating a hot dog with chopsticks?

@ELUNO Where else? Umm all over Asia and a swath of the rest of the world?

@Kidsandliz Do they?!?

@ELUNO if they were not in a bun and you use chop sticks instead of a fork…

@Kidsandliz But that’s not it… it is a hot dog… bun and all. You can’t change art.

@ELUNO Where else?

@Knightp Pfft. Amateur. Didn’t even eat the apple with chopsticks.

@RiotDemon @Knightp The real question is, have you had an Inky Dinky Do Dah Morning today? Listen to it again!

@ELUNO

“be careful or he’s gonna getcha”
“who?”
“satan”

@carl669
/giphy inky dinky do dah

@Kidsandliz
Well, there is “The Smell Test”. Do your dollar bills pass?

@RiotDemon What…did I just watch!!!

@ELUNO according to YouTube it’s called “the elegant gentleman’s guide to knife fighting - animations”

I have no idea where I found it. It’s another random thing that Facebook reminded me of. You can thank Facebook.

@ELUNO

Conditioned?

@f00l Definitely conditioned.

@carl669 But what if I want them scrambled?

@ELUNO
Then

peel the boiled eggs.

Heat butter or bacon fat or some kinda good egg-cooking grease to the right temp for frying eggs

Put the boiled eggs and a small amount in the hot grease and some salt/pepper/seasonings into your brand new:

Blendtec frying blender

And Whirl Away them boiled eggs

Yum yum yum.

/giphy blender boiled eggs

@ELUNO why you gotta get all fancy? next thing i know, you’ll be asking for toast or something.

@carl669 Buttered toast! Don’t go skimping on me!

@ELUNO don’t make me get all stabby.

@carl669 Is that a threat, or a romantic gesture?

@ELUNO that all depends on what you’re into.

@PlacidPenguin would like to share a pic of 2 more layers.

@PlacidPenguin So… this confirms you are a goat?

@PlacidPenguin do you have someone that you kiss at night? What do they think of you eating raw onions?

@RiotDemon

The answer to the first question is: no.

The second question is thus a moot point.

@PlacidPenguin is this where the rumor started that i have onion breath?

i represent that remark!

/giphy unjustified

/image think what you want

@Yoda_Daenerys

What does your breath have to do with what I eat?

@PlacidPenguin

/giphy mute point

@PlacidPenguin it has been said that i am we and you are me and they are knot

/image theo arnot

@Yoda_Daenerys We are not really saying you are the same person, but that you share the same vessel.

@ELUNO

Like a boat/ship, or like a pot?

@PlacidPenguin
/image crock-pot

@ELUNO when i read vessel i think of vane and grissle, so you must be implying the grissle we chew is from the same vain goat?

/youtube it’s only logical

Also the people possibly bringing new generations into this world:

@RiotDemon “Nailed it!”

@Yoda_Daenerys doubt it. I’m always running across the most random shit.

@RiotDemon

So am I, though some stuff I can’t bring myself to post.

@RiotDemon We are all counting on you!

@PlacidPenguin Your exposé on late night onion eating was fascinating. We expect more!

@ELUNO

I would need approval to some extent from @Yoda_Daenerys

@PlacidPenguin well if you were me and i were you, what would they do?

approval granted, conditionally

/youtube you have my heart with a condition

@Yoda_Daenerys

What are the conditions that I’m giving to myself which I don’t fully know?

If I am they, and we are me, then is you she or him?

Also, who is us?

@PlacidPenguin Who am I now?!?!

@PlacidPenguin conditions are only a state of mind, know or not know does not matter.

if you is me and she is him, then us will be on the last train to georgia, but whose on first, of course

/youtube last train to georgia

/youtube willie nelson city of new orleans

@Yoda_Daenerys

How about Frame of Mind?

@mfladd yes. it keeps popping back up to see if its creator has returned. kind of like V’ger

@mfladd

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was thinking of making a new thread entitled What the Junk?!?, but then I remembered this thread.

@mfladd it doesn’t always stay at the top, but I’ll search for it, and it’ll appear randomly. Perfect for a random thread.

@ELUNO he’s pretty.

@PlacidPenguin Love

@ELUNO
That’s good.

@f00l

If you think THAT was good, read this.

@PlacidPenguin @f00l
lol, yes, I am going through the top rated ones. There are some good gems in there.

@f00l why haven’t you applied this setting yet?

@f00l @mfladd

On my phone, this loads slower than loading the profile page for the @f00l. On my laptop however, they have pretty much the same loading times.
(And yes, slow is a speed.)

@RiotDemon
I am already set to show 1 - that’s ONE - post per page when I go into this thread. It still crashes more than not.

If I go to 2 posts per page, never see anything / restart browser.

iOS latest on 6s. Firefox latest.

Update
Tried killing all the other apps and opening thread in another browser with only one tab instead of many. Does a little better but still crashy.

@f00l my phone is around 3 years old and currently the memory is full of photos and videos. My phone crashes a lot until I dump all the photos into my computer. I’m using chrome and it loads fine with the settings I showed. The only time I ever have problems is that one huge snapster for goat image that was being thrown around a few months ago.

@RiotDemon Aww Zoidberg

@narfcake

@mfladd as best we can tell @MEHcus is gone. You might want to appeal to @Thumperchick or maybe @dave

@jbartus See how long I have not been around? Thanks.

@mfladd it was never announced, just discovered, I think.

@mfladd

@Barney made the observation on the 9th.

Kinda reluctant to remove his name from my list though.

@mfladd you forgot “and the the destruction of the free world as we know it”… Oh wait that is what the Dump is planning to do…