Take me out to the:

@UncleVinny You take interesting naps.

@UncleVinny “19th century French erotica”
Time to Google…

@phendrick @UncleVinny

Time to Google…

/giphy Danger, Danger!

@phendrick yeah… February is the worst month. It’s just grey. And snow then wet then snow then wet. And set up for depressing light.

It’s winter getting it’s finger ready so it can full on flip you off one week in March

@simplersimon I could not care less about Pokemon. Except for baseball. I would normally say get off your phone. But using it to not watch baseball is a legit good use case

@simplersimon I just started playing Pokemon Go four years too late.
I’m glad to hear others are still playing it.

@Limewater @simplersimon I play too! Whisper your friend codes so we can send gifts and be best buds!

@simplersimon I play HPWU and I know what you mean. I just moved from a place that has a park down the street with 7 inns and a fortress. I didn’t realize I had it so good until I left.

@Tin_Foil man you had me right up till diabetes. Maybe rework the last two lines.

@Tin_Foil @unksol The diabeetus was the best part. Wilford Brimley should get a cut every time someone say “diabeetus”

@Lynnerizer I think taking you out to the field and shooting would help more than shooting you. As in shooting can be a cathartic/fun release

@unksol
You’re SO right, I remember those fun times! I was even given the nickname Anne Oakley as I’d empty every clip with nothin less than a bunch of shatterd glass or dead on bullseyes. Even just the memories are enough to get my juices flowin! …and who ever said it’s not all about attitude?! Thanks @unksol!

I can see clearly now the rain is gone, I can see all obstcles in my way. …it’s gonna be a bright, bright, bri…ght sun shineeey daaay.

@Lynnerizer lol can’t tell if you’re mocking or not but I bet there is a local shooting range somewhere that rents if you don’t own. Cans or targets in the country with a friend competing are more fun. Let’s just keep it down range

@Lynnerizer @unksol I’ve never found shooting cathartic, but it does, for me anyways (maybe just because I’m inexperienced), require a zenlike concentration that I find soothing and satisfying.

Prooobably not a panacea.

@unksol
No mocking done here, I was being 100% true & blue. Down range only, no head shots this week!!

@unksol how is your switch?

@unksol
…paging @tinamarie1974 …

@stolicat how would you rate your flood evaction experience on a 5 star scale? Sorry bad attempt at a joke.

Also are you actually in one? I knew the storms were getting bad across the country and worse down south. I kinda gave up on the news in general