Take me out to the buffet
Take me out to get chow
Buy me some pizza and crab cakes, Jack
I don’t care if I get really fat
So it’s chew, munch, chomp for the whole day
If I get full that’s a shame
It’s type ONE, TWO, THREE diabeetus
But we die just the same!
Take me out to the …
… trash can.
I feel kinda used up.
(Weather is blah – both cold and wet, and we’ve just been promised two and a half more days of it.)
S.A.D.?
… that one park which has five pokéstops and two gyms all right together so I just drift between them without realizing how much I’ve walked or how much time has passed, loading up on items, pokémon, experience, and depending on the season, mosquito and/or frost bite.
@simplersimon I could not care less about Pokemon. Except for baseball. I would normally say get off your phone. But using it to not watch baseball is a legit good use case
@simplersimon I play HPWU and I know what you mean. I just moved from a place that has a park down the street with 7 inns and a fortress. I didn’t realize I had it so good until I left.
@unksol
You’re SO right, I remember those fun times! I was even given the nickname Anne Oakley as I’d empty every clip with nothin less than a bunch of shatterd glass or dead on bullseyes. Even just the memories are enough to get my juices flowin! …and who ever said it’s not all about attitude?! Thanks @unksol!
I can see clearly now the rain is gone, I can see all obstcles in my way. …it’s gonna be a bright, bright, bri…ght sun shineeey daaay.
@Lynnerizer lol can’t tell if you’re mocking or not but I bet there is a local shooting range somewhere that rents if you don’t own. Cans or targets in the country with a friend competing are more fun. Let’s just keep it down range
@Lynnerizer@unksol I’ve never found shooting cathartic, but it does, for me anyways (maybe just because I’m inexperienced), require a zenlike concentration that I find soothing and satisfying.
Take me out to the buffet
Take me out to get chow
Buy me some pizza and crab cakes, Jack
I don’t care if I get really fat
So it’s chew, munch, chomp for the whole day
If I get full that’s a shame
It’s type ONE, TWO, THREE diabeetus
But we die just the same!
@Tin_Foil man you had me right up till diabetes. Maybe rework the last two lines.
@Tin_Foil @unksol The diabeetus was the best part. Wilford Brimley should get a cut every time someone say “diabeetus”
I’ll stay indoors, thanks, with a cocktail, a joint, a pot of coffee, a nap and a folio of 19th century French erotica.
@UncleVinny You take interesting naps.
@UncleVinny “19th century French erotica”
Time to Google…
@phendrick @UncleVinny
/giphy Danger, Danger!
Take me out to the …
… trash can.
I feel kinda used up.
(Weather is blah – both cold and wet, and we’ve just been promised two and a half more days of it.)
S.A.D.?
@phendrick yeah… February is the worst month. It’s just grey. And snow then wet then snow then wet. And set up for depressing light.
It’s winter getting it’s finger ready so it can full on flip you off one week in March
… that one park which has five pokéstops and two gyms all right together so I just drift between them without realizing how much I’ve walked or how much time has passed, loading up on items, pokémon, experience, and depending on the season, mosquito and/or frost bite.
@simplersimon I could not care less about Pokemon. Except for baseball. I would normally say get off your phone. But using it to not watch baseball is a legit good use case
@simplersimon I just started playing Pokemon Go four years too late.
I’m glad to hear others are still playing it.
@Limewater @simplersimon I play too! Whisper your friend codes so we can send gifts and be best buds!
@simplersimon I play HPWU and I know what you mean. I just moved from a place that has a park down the street with 7 inns and a fortress. I didn’t realize I had it so good until I left.
Snowy mountain
prison exercise yard.
Winners circle. I could use some extra cash
Beach
Take me out of the field and shoot me!
“” …it’s just been one of those months! ¯_(ツ)_/¯
@Lynnerizer I think taking you out to the field and shooting would help more than shooting you. As in shooting can be a cathartic/fun release
@unksol
You’re SO right, I remember those fun times! I was even given the nickname Anne Oakley as I’d empty every clip with nothin less than a bunch of shatterd glass or dead on bullseyes. Even just the memories are enough to get my juices flowin! …and who ever said it’s not all about attitude?! Thanks @unksol!
I can see clearly now the rain is gone, I can see all obstcles in my way. …it’s gonna be a bright, bright, bri…ght sun shineeey daaay.
@Lynnerizer lol can’t tell if you’re mocking or not but I bet there is a local shooting range somewhere that rents if you don’t own. Cans or targets in the country with a friend competing are more fun. Let’s just keep it down range
@Lynnerizer @unksol I’ve never found shooting cathartic, but it does, for me anyways (maybe just because I’m inexperienced), require a zenlike concentration that I find soothing and satisfying.
Prooobably not a panacea.
@unksol
No mocking done here, I was being 100% true & blue. Down range only, no head shots this week!!
Florida golf course
Sporting event
… um… outhouse…?
Rock show!
Going back inside because it’s too bright out there.
Take me out to the skate park! Buy me some Old English & blunt wraps!
Protest du jour
flood evacuation center
@stolicat how would you rate your flood evaction experience on a 5 star scale? Sorry bad attempt at a joke.
Also are you actually in one? I knew the storms were getting bad across the country and worse down south. I kinda gave up on the news in general
Other room.
Wood shed? Did I win
@unksol how is your switch?
@unksol
…paging @tinamarie1974 …
Campsite. With early morning coffee and a fishing rod.
Just take me out.
yes, take me out to the indoors…
it’s to bright/dark/hot/cold/loud/quiet out there…
Dinner and movies
beach or dog park.
hiking trail
amusement park
soccer match
Lake/river/outdoors in general