As a professional male masseuse I work hard to make your work-related stress, and boy is it stressful! Luckily, thanks to the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2 my life is a whole lot less stressful. You’d never believe how easy it is to dupe those CEO types with the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2, the blindfold goes on, I attach the pads carefully, attach a few leads, and they’re all set. The IQ MASSAGER MINI 2 is so good at what it does that I have yet to be caught by a single client, they thank me and tip me as though I was slaving away the whole time!
If you’d like to make tens of thousands of dollars without having to lift a finger – almost literally – order up a few of the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2s from meh.com and you’ll be on your way to success. The more you buy, the more hapless marks you can con simultaneously.
Don’t forget to buy VMP membership while you’re at it! It’s the best value in defrauding corporate fat cats.
@sparkyfarad While it wasn’t as funny as some of @SHillman’s other writeups. Calling it “Not even funny” was rude. Keep things positive.
I have tried to do that sort of humor and discovered it is really difficult to do well. In the best of the genre, each logical inconsistancy and factual error can be worthy of its own chuckle. Language and spelling errors are such that the reader can tell what the imaginary shill intended, but when taken literally they create a humorous image in the mind of the reader.
Comedic pacing of the jokes is important too, but I don’t have a clue about the mechanics of the process. Tina Fey understands the principles as demonstrated in her Sarah Palin impressions.
There are also the obligatory tells that let new readers figure out that it is a parody. For example the “I bought 4”, when the quantity limit is 3. Also, the talk of the wonders of VMP, when the parody account doesn’t have VMP.
In most cases, shilling is not compatible with the Meh business model. After the battery company VP misrepresented his company’s AAA batteries in the forum, Meh sent refunds to those of us who fell for it, and to every other customer that bought them.
Generally, no one but Meh has anything to gain from shilling. Meh Is usually selling stuff that has already been discontinued. Meh’s shilling is right there on the company home page.
@sparkyfarad@hamjudo don’t forget the other tell, the constantly shifting identity of the parody shill account to suit the story they’re trying to weave and make the joke work, like @SHillman’s portrayal of Nancy Botwin yesterday. You didn’t ‘catch on’ to anything @sparkyfarad, they wanted the shifting identities to be noticed.
These are the the best!!! I paid $399.00 for mine and it was worth every penny!!! It melts away the stress and makes me feel like a puddle of meat!!! In for 3 for the spare pads!!! I got VMP too because it is the best way to relax shipping costs!!!
Do these things really work? Of course they do. It’s electricity. No organic chicken guts. Real electrify. Do you think Thomas Edison and Ben Franklin would get involved in anything shady? I repeat electricity very hard science here, no hanky panky. Don’t waste your money if you are not smart enough to believe in it. It’s crucial that you are totally committed to believing it works. It’s electricity for out loud crying!!
I’m in for one. Bought the similar unit last time it was offered - great for lower back pain. Now if MEH would offer deals on replacement pads, I wouldn’t have to buy new units every six to ten months.
Oh yes, bought the one with the belt a few months back for Mom (who took one look and refused) - it sat on my desk. Until yesterday, when I couldn’t stand up straight. Charged the little unit up and my hip fat is jiggling happily as I write, the pain is much decreased. Meh, you are my reverent-heated-venus for this one.
This was well worth every red cent!! Sports Trainer that I work with said it was just as good as the very expensive ones that they use…and if he’s impressed…I’m impressed. Please sell again, prefer Two for Tuesdays!!
Great product, good design. Nice and small, easy to hold easy to use. If you have not tried this yet and you have chronic pain you really should. My much better half has arthritis in her hands and this really helps! I really like the fact this has a built in rechargeable battery instead of replaceable batteries…