As a professional male masseuse I work hard to make your work-related stress, and boy is it stressful! Luckily, thanks to the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2 my life is a whole lot less stressful. You’d never believe how easy it is to dupe those CEO types with the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2, the blindfold goes on, I attach the pads carefully, attach a few leads, and they’re all set. The IQ MASSAGER MINI 2 is so good at what it does that I have yet to be caught by a single client, they thank me and tip me as though I was slaving away the whole time!
If you’d like to make tens of thousands of dollars without having to lift a finger – almost literally – order up a few of the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2s from meh.com and you’ll be on your way to success. The more you buy, the more hapless marks you can con simultaneously.
Don’t forget to buy VMP membership while you’re at it! It’s the best value in defrauding corporate fat cats.
@SHillman No more shilling and lying please. Yesterday you were a “a single mother of two teenage sons” and tonight you are “a professional male masseuse”. Hit the road liar! Not even funny.
@sparkyfarad While it wasn’t as funny as some of @SHillman’s other writeups. Calling it “Not even funny” was rude. Keep things positive.
I have tried to do that sort of humor and discovered it is really difficult to do well. In the best of the genre, each logical inconsistancy and factual error can be worthy of its own chuckle. Language and spelling errors are such that the reader can tell what the imaginary shill intended, but when taken literally they create a humorous image in the mind of the reader.
Comedic pacing of the jokes is important too, but I don’t have a clue about the mechanics of the process. Tina Fey understands the principles as demonstrated in her Sarah Palin impressions.
There are also the obligatory tells that let new readers figure out that it is a parody. For example the “I bought 4”, when the quantity limit is 3. Also, the talk of the wonders of VMP, when the parody account doesn’t have VMP.
In most cases, shilling is not compatible with the Meh business model. After the battery company VP misrepresented his company’s AAA batteries in the forum, Meh sent refunds to those of us who fell for it, and to every other customer that bought them.
Generally, no one but Meh has anything to gain from shilling. Meh Is usually selling stuff that has already been discontinued. Meh’s shilling is right there on the company home page.
@sparkyfarad@hamjudo don’t forget the other tell, the constantly shifting identity of the parody shill account to suit the story they’re trying to weave and make the joke work, like @SHillman’s portrayal of Nancy Botwin yesterday. You didn’t ‘catch on’ to anything @sparkyfarad, they wanted the shifting identities to be noticed.
It’s basically the same as the PCH tens unit meh sold a while back, but the PCH included a belt with three zappers on it.
That thing saved me a week or so ago.
@Dizavid Yes, these work beautifully. I purchased the previous model here on Meh and have been very happy. I have “soft-tissue rheumatism” (fibromyalgia) and it does a good job loosening my muscles.
These are the the best!!! I paid $399.00 for mine and it was worth every penny!!! It melts away the stress and makes me feel like a puddle of meat!!! In for 3 for the spare pads!!! I got VMP too because it is the best way to relax shipping costs!!!
Do these things really work? Of course they do. It’s electricity. No organic chicken guts. Real electrify. Do you think Thomas Edison and Ben Franklin would get involved in anything shady? I repeat electricity very hard science here, no hanky panky. Don’t waste your money if you are not smart enough to believe in it. It’s crucial that you are totally committed to believing it works. It’s electricity for out loud crying!!
I’m in for one. Bought the similar unit last time it was offered - great for lower back pain. Now if MEH would offer deals on replacement pads, I wouldn’t have to buy new units every six to ten months.
Up until I had horrific back pain, and tried one of these things (I have the homedics single unit, purchased here), I would have told you that this type of therapy was bullshit.
Now I’m a believer. Went from unable to stand upright to better (and stayed better) after just a few applications. IF your pain is muscular in nature, I think these can provide real relief.
It looks like these replacement pads would work. Has anyone tried them, or the electrode gel? (This has to be the worst link name in history.) http://amzn.com/B00BPWW0NW
Would this be an effective jerk tool for a guy? Not that I’m into that. I’m asking for a friend. I refuse to provide any information as to the existence of aforementioned “friend.”
Oh yes, bought the one with the belt a few months back for Mom (who took one look and refused) - it sat on my desk. Until yesterday, when I couldn’t stand up straight. Charged the little unit up and my hip fat is jiggling happily as I write, the pain is much decreased. Meh, you are my reverent-heated-venus for this one.
This was well worth every red cent!! Sports Trainer that I work with said it was just as good as the very expensive ones that they use…and if he’s impressed…I’m impressed. Please sell again, prefer Two for Tuesdays!!
Great product, good design. Nice and small, easy to hold easy to use. If you have not tried this yet and you have chronic pain you really should. My much better half has arthritis in her hands and this really helps! I really like the fact this has a built in rechargeable battery instead of replaceable batteries…
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: 5 Year IQ Massager
Estimated Delivery: 6/13 - 6/15
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
1x Massager
2x Electrode cables
4x Electrode pads
1x USB charger
1x Power adapter
Pictures
Included
Unit
Box
Price Comparison
$54.99 at Amazon
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Estimated Delivery
Monday, January 28th - Monday, February 4th
No thanks, I’ve seen Jackass The Movie before.
This deal rubs me the wrong way.
@yakkoTDI Because it doesn’t have a happy ending?
@lichme Liquids and electricity rarely make a happy ending.
Back tat for the win.
IRK IRK IRK IRK IRK!
@thismyusername Sorry, Irk can’t play with you right now. He’s in my basement writing my next video script.
“Rub it in this deal”-says Zoda Star Wars fan …Also have to say Meh kept its pulse on its meh audience with this offer tonight.
@AttyVette - awwww it changed Yoda to Zoda after posting —oh well guess new Star Wars creature has been born meh-night
Shockingly good deal
Groanfully bad pun
@MehnofLaMehncha But there is a spark of humor there. You are forgiven.
Just let me put that irk tattoo right next to my Mortimer and Monty tattoo.
meh!
This deal doesn’t blow. Shocking!
Lots of sold out deals lately.
Not betting on tonight though
Unless there are only 7 of them
two reviews here
http://www.overstock.com/Health-Beauty/IQ-Massager-Mini-II/9674518/product.html
a bunch here
https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-pulse-massager-mini-ii-and-accessories
@Kidsandliz not much more @ $29.99 and free returns
@Kidsandliz Pulse Massage Belt and Slippers
I dunno if this is that great of a deal. I bought this at Target for $25 a couple of months ago, and it’s worked out pretty well (although it doesn’t have the cool remote Meh’s deal has):
http://www.target.com/p/icyhot-smart-relief-tens-therapy-back-pain-starter-kit/-/A-15024787
@haydesigner I have used both and there is a big difference, If you liked the one you bought at Target you will Love this one.
@re3ver, okay, thanks!
In for 1. lost my other good one…
wow, that screen interface… like a crappy 90’s handheld games but now with shock therapy…err feedback
Good deal, thanks irk. Im in.
“There are no customer reviews yet.”
As a professional male masseuse I work hard to make your work-related stress, and boy is it stressful! Luckily, thanks to the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2 my life is a whole lot less stressful. You’d never believe how easy it is to dupe those CEO types with the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2, the blindfold goes on, I attach the pads carefully, attach a few leads, and they’re all set. The IQ MASSAGER MINI 2 is so good at what it does that I have yet to be caught by a single client, they thank me and tip me as though I was slaving away the whole time!
If you’d like to make tens of thousands of dollars without having to lift a finger – almost literally – order up a few of the IQ MASSAGER MINI 2s from meh.com and you’ll be on your way to success. The more you buy, the more hapless marks you can con simultaneously.
Don’t forget to buy VMP membership while you’re at it! It’s the best value in defrauding corporate fat cats.
@SHillman No more shilling and lying please. Yesterday you were a “a single mother of two teenage sons” and tonight you are “a professional male masseuse”. Hit the road liar! Not even funny.
@sparkyfarad
@SHillman and @cshillaber are not intending to be taken seriously, they’re parodies. Note their names
SHillman
cshillaber
@jbartus Now we just see CshillmanRun
@sparkyfarad While it wasn’t as funny as some of @SHillman’s other writeups. Calling it “Not even funny” was rude. Keep things positive.
I have tried to do that sort of humor and discovered it is really difficult to do well. In the best of the genre, each logical inconsistancy and factual error can be worthy of its own chuckle. Language and spelling errors are such that the reader can tell what the imaginary shill intended, but when taken literally they create a humorous image in the mind of the reader.
Comedic pacing of the jokes is important too, but I don’t have a clue about the mechanics of the process. Tina Fey understands the principles as demonstrated in her Sarah Palin impressions.
There are also the obligatory tells that let new readers figure out that it is a parody. For example the “I bought 4”, when the quantity limit is 3. Also, the talk of the wonders of VMP, when the parody account doesn’t have VMP.
In most cases, shilling is not compatible with the Meh business model. After the battery company VP misrepresented his company’s AAA batteries in the forum, Meh sent refunds to those of us who fell for it, and to every other customer that bought them.
Generally, no one but Meh has anything to gain from shilling. Meh Is usually selling stuff that has already been discontinued. Meh’s shilling is right there on the company home page.
@sparkyfarad @hamjudo don’t forget the other tell, the constantly shifting identity of the parody shill account to suit the story they’re trying to weave and make the joke work, like @SHillman’s portrayal of Nancy Botwin yesterday. You didn’t ‘catch on’ to anything @sparkyfarad, they wanted the shifting identities to be noticed.
I’m buying this, for kinky reasons. :y
Sure it’s a massager
/giphy wink wink
The official website lists these as $400
@kajex https://www.iqmassager.com/shop/massagers/view/23-iq-massager-mini-ii
You know what, Meh? It’s new, it’s different, it’s just barely stupid enough for me to buy. In for one!
It is NOT a TENS [ transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulator] it IS a Muscle stimulator/massager!
http://www.thegoodbody.com/difference-tens-ems/
Oh not these weird sex toys again. Meh.
/giphy weird sex toys
@awk I know! Where are the nipple clips?
@mike808 Right here:
@awk At least that thing is purple. Perhaps we need a @Barney comment here. Or not
@compunaut Not.
It’s basically the same as the PCH tens unit meh sold a while back, but the PCH included a belt with three zappers on it.
That thing saved me a week or so ago.
In for 3, gonna share the love with mah fambly.
I’ll buy this as long as it can relieve muscle tension and won’t break. Can anyone attest?
@Dizavid Yes, these work beautifully. I purchased the previous model here on Meh and have been very happy. I have “soft-tissue rheumatism” (fibromyalgia) and it does a good job loosening my muscles.
I have a new 4 pack of the TENS electrode pads if anyone is interested. You pay shipping and they’re yours. Lemme know.
@medz Dibs! Assuming they fit this gadget?
@seanrolsen I don’t really know if they’ll fit… They are these ones: https://home.woot.com/offers/tens-4-pack-replacement-electrodes
Edit: They look the same. Email me at medzjunkmail@ google’s email domain and we’ll get down to some business.
@medz right here
Sorry, folks! The pads have been claimed!
Would these work as a defibrillator for pet hamsters? Screw it. Inquiring minds want to know. It’s science. In for three.
@mike808 didn’t work for this fish, but maybe you’ll have better luck!
These are the the best!!! I paid $399.00 for mine and it was worth every penny!!! It melts away the stress and makes me feel like a puddle of meat!!! In for 3 for the spare pads!!! I got VMP too because it is the best way to relax shipping costs!!!
@cshillaber If you had VMP there would be a “V” shield next to your moniker. More lies !
@sparkyfarad It’s a joke! You know, ha-ha, laughing, giggles. Maybe you don’t know.
@sparkyfarad did you read anything we said to you regarding @SHillman’s post that you objected to? These are obvious parody intended as humor.
@jbartus @Barney - perhaps @sparkyfarad is answering the joke with their own humor?
@Barney @sparkyfarad
@Thumperchick Sick.
Well, I HAVE been feeling knotty lately…
i love it when meh sells sex toys
Insurance won’t cover my electroconvulsive therapy. DIY solution?
These things scare me, meh
Do these things really work? Of course they do. It’s electricity. No organic chicken guts. Real electrify. Do you think Thomas Edison and Ben Franklin would get involved in anything shady? I repeat electricity very hard science here, no hanky panky. Don’t waste your money if you are not smart enough to believe in it. It’s crucial that you are totally committed to believing it works. It’s electricity for out loud crying!!
Yeah, let’s get Marvel Heroes to change Shocker’s line to “How about some Pulse Massaging?!”
@chacham Live long, and Pulse Massage her.
I’m in for one. Bought the similar unit last time it was offered - great for lower back pain. Now if MEH would offer deals on replacement pads, I wouldn’t have to buy new units every six to ten months.
@nddave01 AMZN has them; see my post below.
Up until I had horrific back pain, and tried one of these things (I have the homedics single unit, purchased here), I would have told you that this type of therapy was bullshit.
Now I’m a believer. Went from unable to stand upright to better (and stayed better) after just a few applications. IF your pain is muscular in nature, I think these can provide real relief.
I need my IQ massaged, but I’m not sure if these will really do the trick.
@TrickyKitty IQ? Is that what they’re calling it in polite company these days?
I got the bigger version of this in either a BOC or a fuku. After just a few trials, the pads stopped sticking well.
@darksaber99999 Elmer’s. No problem.
Actually, that would be “amor”. Though, I must say I think that Amor0 would make for a pretty cool band name.
A mas would translate to “to more”, which is pretty cool on its own as a model number.
It looks like these replacement pads would work. Has anyone tried them, or the electrode gel? (This has to be the worst link name in history.) http://amzn.com/B00BPWW0NW
@OldCatLady
/giphy worst link name in history
@compunaut Nope, any link named ‘BOOB’ wins the awfuls.
This different item has the same woman picture, without the decal:
http://smile.amazon.com/Electronic-Massager-Modes-Excellent-HeatnClick/dp/B009FFYESU
@chacham She’s been a back model for years and only recently got the Irk tattoo.
Would this be an effective jerk tool for a guy? Not that I’m into that. I’m asking for a friend. I refuse to provide any information as to the existence of aforementioned “friend.”
@Robco44 Got you covered bro, just connect these together:
@awk I don’t even want to think about where that ribbed rod is meant to go…
@Robco44 it can be used that way my friend was drunk and she made me watch video of someone doing it
@thomasaelliott she held your eyes open and prevented you averting your gaze and everything, huh?
@jbartus yeah sure she did that…
@thomasaelliott
Had to get one, mature-trustworthy-pigeon. Sciatica knows no season.
Wear this and play jenga. It’s fun.
@galmaegi or twister
OK, but this is really for sex, right?
Oh yes, bought the one with the belt a few months back for Mom (who took one look and refused) - it sat on my desk. Until yesterday, when I couldn’t stand up straight. Charged the little unit up and my hip fat is jiggling happily as I write, the pain is much decreased. Meh, you are my reverent-heated-venus for this one.
/giphy laughable-lurching-toothbrush
Also, I have such a headache right now, and I think muscle tension is a factor, so can this please come before my next headache?
How much longer till this ships???
@klev The top post of every product thread has a lot of useful info in it - like the shipping timeframe. For this product:
Just got mine. Really weird.
There might be a chance you don’t know what you’re doing with it
Whew, this shit feels very weird, but good. Somehow it feels like actually being lightly struck by things.
So, what’s each icon represent. I’m thinking the “random” one is upper-right.
@Dizavid I also need to try plugging the pads into a standard headphone jack and seeing if I can get a music massage.
@Dizavid Is there no instructions? I bought this for someone else. Maybe I should open it first in case I need to print a manual.
@RiotDemon It has one. It just doesn’t say exactly what each icon means.
@Dizavid Thank you.
This was well worth every red cent!! Sports Trainer that I work with said it was just as good as the very expensive ones that they use…and if he’s impressed…I’m impressed. Please sell again, prefer Two for Tuesdays!!
Great product, good design. Nice and small, easy to hold easy to use. If you have not tried this yet and you have chronic pain you really should. My much better half has arthritis in her hands and this really helps! I really like the fact this has a built in rechargeable battery instead of replaceable batteries…
Thats exactly my thoughts, however I have reviewed more tens unit alternative to this one.
you can read it here in spam-a-lot
@medicalguru101 thanks for your spam.
/image lots of spam
@thumperchick
@RiotDemon if youre the admin, you can delete my comment, i dont think im doing bad in any way