I nearly always fall asleep on my back, but when I awake it’s nearly always on my side. I suspect it’s because the Earth rotates 'bout a quarter turn while I’m out, 'n I just sorta roll 'round it. Physics 'n such, ya know?
On my back, arms crossed, knees bent, pointing up. I don’t fall asleep like this, but unless something is obstructing me, I end up this way. I usually fall asleep on my side, one arm under my pillow.
on my side, specifically my left side so i don’t wake up choking on my own spit.
then at some point wake up with hip pain from always laying on that side and slide into The Position - you know that one where you’re on your stomach with one leg bent up and one arm chicken winged under the pillow. i don’t know why this position feels SO GOOD for that first few minutes but it’s awesome. then i have to switch back because stomach sleeping when you have huge boobs is no bueno for them or the lower back.
@melonscoop when I was a teen, I used to sleep with my door open and let the cats come in my room.
One night I woke up in pain because one cat was in between my knees, one behind my back making me bend all funny, and the third cat sleeping against my head like a hat. I kicked them all out and started sleeping with my door closed. Now I’ll only let my cats sleep on the bed during the day when I’m taking a nap.
Rolling around like a god damn fish out of water
below.
With my significant other…aka dog.
I nearly always fall asleep on my back, but when I awake it’s nearly always on my side. I suspect it’s because the Earth rotates 'bout a quarter turn while I’m out, 'n I just sorta roll 'round it. Physics 'n such, ya know?
On my side, but not always the same side.
Face-first in a bowl of gravy.
What? Hanging upside down in a closet isn’t an option?
Are the web cams just left on all night? I had no idea so many people had them in their bedrooms.
Wait, didn’t we just do a sleeping poll a few weeks ago? Is Meh testing us for consistency?
Sprawled naked - ceiling fan on
After relaxing by playing acoustic guitar watching the oil lamp flicker.
On my back, arms crossed, knees bent, pointing up. I don’t fall asleep like this, but unless something is obstructing me, I end up this way. I usually fall asleep on my side, one arm under my pillow.
I smash my face into my pillow and thrash.
On someone else’s stomach.
In a t pose until bugs are fixed
On my stomach, one arm under the pillow and the opposite leg bent upward.
Depends on the night.
on my side, specifically my left side so i don’t wake up choking on my own spit.
then at some point wake up with hip pain from always laying on that side and slide into The Position - you know that one where you’re on your stomach with one leg bent up and one arm chicken winged under the pillow. i don’t know why this position feels SO GOOD for that first few minutes but it’s awesome. then i have to switch back because stomach sleeping when you have huge boobs is no bueno for them or the lower back.
@jerk_nugget
Nothing like some awesome photoshopped photos. I especially love the dead at the beach photo.
@RiotDemon lol!! reminds me of an account i follow on instagram called @playdeadbody.
ngl tho, i do sometimes think about cutting holes in the mattress just to see what it’s like.
@jerk_nugget haha, what a weird account!
Missionary
Missing answer option:
- Yes
I’m pretty happy with my current sleeping arrangement.
Sandwiched between two cats. Each gradually creeping inward until I wake up as crooked as a backslash.
@melonscoop when I was a teen, I used to sleep with my door open and let the cats come in my room.
One night I woke up in pain because one cat was in between my knees, one behind my back making me bend all funny, and the third cat sleeping against my head like a hat. I kicked them all out and started sleeping with my door closed. Now I’ll only let my cats sleep on the bed during the day when I’m taking a nap.