poll question for totally legit purposes

carl669 thought this was worth mentioning said

totally legit scientific(ish) purposes. totally.

I am ______-handed. when I use a knife and fork, I hold the knife in my ______ hand to cut my food.

a) right, right
b) right, left
c) left, left
d) left, right

at some point in life, I’ll gather the data and do something with it.

(insert obligatory fuck here)