one ice cube left in the tray and it refuses to come out. Do you:
- beat that tray until it comes out to exert your dominance over frozen water.
- put the tray back and grab a cube from the full tray.
- microwave that bitch out of existence.
- stick with the cubes already in your glass and let it go.
- say “fuck it” and refill the tray.
and if you say “i have an ice maker so i don’t have to use trays”, i will:
- politely ask for your address
- politely ask you to send me a plane ticket to your nearest airport
- politely ask you to pick me up
- smack you