“What’s in the big bag?”
“What’s in the backpack, then?”
Source for anyone interested is xkcd. https://xkcd.com/archive/
Alt text: Someday I just know I’m going to encounter a problem that requires 500 flashlights and 700 knives with weird holes in them, and on that day I won’t be caught unprepared.
@blaineg I was a little sad that titanium pens were not mentioned.
@blaineg But but but what if you have no BATTERIES???
My inflatable wolf, Lucky, fits the thread title to a ‘T’. Heh.