My dearest Meh,

PWG went on a bit of a rant said
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My dearest Meh,

I hope this missive finds you well as I have become ever so fearful for your well being. I am a long time fan of your site though you won't find my funds in your accounts as I have never made a purchase from your concern. No, I come for the videos. Day after day, week after week I come back in the hopes of seeing my favorites like Hyram, the Singin' Cowboy or Donnie Dempster. I know this comes at a risk. I know that you have honed and mastered the psychological skills of sales. I know that if I ever display anything less than an iron will I will fall prey and come to own various refurbished vacuum cleaners and obsolete iPod docks. However, this morning when I made my daily peruse I noticed you had posted a video I had seen before. And it was a video from eleven months ago no less! Imagine my surprise! I was so overcome with concern that I was moved to create an account in order to inquire of your well being. I just know that you have taken ill or, perish the thought, something dreadful has happened. There just could be no other explanation, no other reason for your lapse, unless...unless this was a ploy, a trick, flimflam. A ruse designed to get me to create an account. Have I succumb? By creating an account have I taken that first step over the edge of the sarlacc pit? I'm still alive but am I fated to slide slowly downward until I'm digested over thousands of year? Regardless, I hope you're well and see your way to producing more videos.

Faithfully,

PWG