@jqubed There have been one or two others that I remember seeing in necro'd threads that no longer have a flask. I can't remember who right now, though. There has been some turnover, at least.
@connorbush I think we should write bios up for them... and the best ones win... Oh.. Would that be bad... What would be cool is if Mediocre staff wrote up bios for other mediocre staff... We'd get to learn so much about people... Although I'm worried about what we may learn about @matthew... or @Dstanley
@sohmageek I can pretty much guarantee a frog would use real bios to stalk them, so why not! . Frog? More like energizer bunny. Someone, quick, hide the batteries.
Name: Moose Title: My LinkedIn profile says Ecommerce Merchandiser Avatar: Bio: I was born on November 25 in Mexico City and grew up in Torreón. The son of Spanish immigrants Ricarda Merino Jiménez and Genaro Balbino Montalbán Busano, I was raised as a Roman Catholic. I had a sister, Carmen, and two brothers, Pedro and Carlos.
I first moved to the United States as a teenager. I lived with my older brother in Los Angeles, where I studied English at Fairfax High School. I dabbled in theatre and made my New York stage debut with a small role in Her Cardboard Lover.
After trying acting with a few small parts in movies like the second Star Trek and Spy Kids 2 and 3, I settled down and started working here at Mediocre before dying on January 14, 2009, at my home in Los Angeles.
My problem is, he tried out for The Wrath of Khan which was released in 1982. Filming started before that (obviously). Spy Kids 2 was released in 2002.
Assuming filming for Spy Kids 2 was late 2001, early 2002, that leaves a gap of a little over 20 years.
@OldCatLady Sorry for the product link. It features a small intestine strolling around, looking innocent and happy, until it suddenly suffers from IBD and diarrhea. No mucus or toenail fungus product can possibly compare to the spectacle. Anyway, the man who had a role in Her Cardboard Lover would be perfect for it.
@OldCatLady No problem for the product link, I removed it because I didn't see a commercial in the link and once I found it, I didn't get the joke (still don't, to be honest). Removed just in case you meant to post a different commercial and accidentally posted that link, which could be potentially embarrassing.
Slightly late, but with regards to the part where @moose died almost 7 years ago, there aren't technically any issues with the actual death. The only issue is that he started working at Mediocre (and died) before it was founded. No person, no matter how talented they may be, would be able to achieve results like that. And if it IS possible, then I want in on the secret since it seems like a time saver.
@Barney He isn't all sweet and sunshine purple. I can attest to this as he was the commissioner of Beginner League A and just because I noted that @harrison was giving out trophies on BL-B he made me a "worst team" trophy for "bothering @moose" Just thought you should know that before signing any papers.
@ceagee He doesn't have to be sweet and sunshine purple, after all, I like you. Oh... he comes with papers? Does that mean he's housebroken? BTW, do you ever check YOUR email?
Ok. I'll bite and I'll do one for @matthew: Name @matthew Persona: normal sane person... Title: Irk's handler Interests: paleo-taxidermy Likes: Spending time with nature fishing, making sock puppets. Milking things. Dislikes: dum-dums who the heck likes them?
With their turnover rates, it wouldn't really be worth it.
The mediocre.com page has some info on the higher-ups and links to some of their social media pages.
Other info:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/meet-meh-customer-support
https://meh.com/forum/topics/meet-thumperchick-our-first-volunteer-moderator
https://meh.com/forum/topics/meet-jont
https://meh.com/forum/topics/lets-meet-dave
https://meh.com/forum/topics/lets-meet-kyle
https://meh.com/forum/topics/lets-meet-kyle---fun-product-photography
@medz Has there been a lot of turnover? Offhand I can only think of @JonT's departure.
@jqubed Don't know. I figure they come and go before we can even meet them.
@jqubed There used to be lots of Korean member support people, but now there's only @galmaegi.
@jqubed There have been one or two others that I remember seeing in necro'd threads that no longer have a flask. I can't remember who right now, though. There has been some turnover, at least.
@dashcloud Yeah, but she's awesome in any language.
아, 네!
are you asl-ing meh staff tho
@Lotsofgoats
Thanks for making my night. (My mind took what you wrote and interpreted it a certain way.)
@Lotsofgoats you got it!!! What's yo name what's yo sign meh?
@connorbush I think we should write bios up for them... and the best ones win... Oh.. Would that be bad... What would be cool is if Mediocre staff wrote up bios for other mediocre staff... We'd get to learn so much about people... Although I'm worried about what we may learn about @matthew... or @Dstanley
@sohmageek I can pretty much guarantee a frog would use real bios to stalk them, so why not! . Frog? More like energizer bunny. Someone, quick, hide the batteries.
@jaremelz
Ever since watching the Bunnyman movies, I don't trust bunnies/rabbits/hares
@FroodyFrog You are clearly missing a point, here.
@jaremelz
I seem to have been missing lots of points lately.
I'm posting this on your behalf:
(And yes, i know it would have said "you" instead of "me")
@sohmageek I know where @matthew hides his PO box, let me know how much you'll pay to get a map
@FroodyFrog Don't worry, I'm not following @jaremelz either.
@jqubed Well that's not good.
Hey @jaremelz, care to elaborate on the point I am clearly missing?
Name: Moose
Title: My LinkedIn profile says Ecommerce Merchandiser
Avatar:
Bio: I was born on November 25 in Mexico City and grew up in Torreón. The son of Spanish immigrants Ricarda Merino Jiménez and Genaro Balbino Montalbán Busano, I was raised as a Roman Catholic. I had a sister, Carmen, and two brothers, Pedro and Carlos.
I first moved to the United States as a teenager. I lived with my older brother in Los Angeles, where I studied English at Fairfax High School. I dabbled in theatre and made my New York stage debut with a small role in Her Cardboard Lover.
After trying acting with a few small parts in movies like the second Star Trek and Spy Kids 2 and 3, I settled down and started working here at Mediocre before dying on January 14, 2009, at my home in Los Angeles.
@Moose
Mind if i nitpick on the first half of the final paragraph?
@FroodyFrog you don't wanna nitpick the part where he died 7 years ago?
@FroodyFrog yes I mind
@Lotsofgoats
Not as fun.
My problem is, he tried out for The Wrath of Khan which was released in 1982. Filming started before that (obviously). Spy Kids 2 was released in 2002.
Assuming filming for Spy Kids 2 was late 2001, early 2002, that leaves a gap of a little over 20 years.
@Moose - Overruled.
@Moose Ricardo Montalbán lives! ...Next door to Elvis?
@FroodyFrog ...so?
@RedOak
@Moose - Not sure. Didn't try figuring out where to take that. Oh, and Mediocre Laboratories was founded after 2009...
@Moose Not to get too personal, but do you have any Tattoos?
I like @Moose. I would like to adopt him.
@Moose Did you act in this commercial? https://www.xifaxan.com/about-ibs-d
@Moose "Corinthian Leather!"
@OldCatLady Sorry for the product link. It features a small intestine strolling around, looking innocent and happy, until it suddenly suffers from IBD and diarrhea. No mucus or toenail fungus product can possibly compare to the spectacle. Anyway, the man who had a role in Her Cardboard Lover would be perfect for it.
@OldCatLady No problem for the product link, I removed it because I didn't see a commercial in the link and once I found it, I didn't get the joke (still don't, to be honest). Removed just in case you meant to post a different commercial and accidentally posted that link, which could be potentially embarrassing.
@Lotsofgoats
Slightly late, but with regards to the part where @moose died almost 7 years ago, there aren't technically any issues with the actual death.
The only issue is that he started working at Mediocre (and died) before it was founded.
No person, no matter how talented they may be, would be able to achieve results like that. And if it IS possible, then I want in on the secret since it seems like a time saver.
@Barney He isn't all sweet and sunshine purple. I can attest to this as he was the commissioner of Beginner League A and just because I noted that @harrison was giving out trophies on BL-B he made me a "worst team" trophy for "bothering @moose"
Just thought you should know that before signing any papers.
@ceagee He doesn't have to be sweet and sunshine purple, after all, I like you. Oh... he comes with papers? Does that mean he's housebroken? BTW, do you ever check YOUR email?
@Barney apparently I need to. Off I go.
PS I wouldn't want to count on the paper training thing.
Ok. I'll bite and I'll do one for @matthew:
Name @matthew
Persona: normal sane person...
Title: Irk's handler
Interests: paleo-taxidermy
Likes: Spending time with nature fishing, making sock puppets. Milking things.
Dislikes: dum-dums who the heck likes them?
So how did I do? I hope not stalker level yet! ;)
paleo-taxidermy is like regular taxidermy, but with no bread or pasta