Mediocre bottishness?

jetkins thought this was worth mentioning said
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Call me lazy. Call me forgetful. Just don't call me late for dinner. (Thank you, I'm here all week.)

For those of us of the senior persuasion, whose memories often fail to remind us to check meh daily, does there yet exist a mediocre alternative to the venerable Wootbot? Something that can tap us on the shoulder and say "hey, go check out the latest dose of mediocrity, you old fart!"?

Thanks. And get off my lawn!