I’ve occasionally wondered why a banana would be sitting on a chair, and yesterday I conceived a possible explanation. On my way to see the latest Star Wars, I stopped to buy two oranges and a beverage. Eating on the way, I discovered I had purchased two grapefruits instead of oranges. They were pink grapefruit, so the one I ate didn’t make me retch, but I wasn’t going to eat the other. As I approached the theater with a grapefruit bobbing in the pocket of my hoodie, I wondered if I would have to discard the fruit to abide by the theater policy of “no outside food or beverage.” I mulled the waste of a perfectly good piece of disgusting fruit masquerading as an orange when I spied a bench outside the theater and thought, “I could leave it on the bench and even retrieve it after the movie if it were still there.” I didn’t think about what potential passersby would think about a piece of fruit just sitting on an ordinary bench until I saw this video.
The movie was like the pink grapefruit and, IMO, had some pretty harsh and questionably appropriate social commentary. I can’t wait for the last episode so I can watch them all in the chronological order of the story.
@Fuzzalini If you jot mad ape den you may win. Not new. Ju…fuck it. The challenge has been around for awhile, but even if you write one they have to decide to perform it- it’s difficult. There’s a thread you can see lots of attempts somewhere around here. I’m not going to dig it up right now, but it’s around
Eating a banana on a livestream at 10pm on a Friday night. It doesn’t get better than this ladies and gentlemen.–Reviewbrah 1/19/2018
(TheReportOfTheWeek)
Yassssss! Love this to bits…
I’ve occasionally wondered why a banana would be sitting on a chair, and yesterday I conceived a possible explanation. On my way to see the latest Star Wars, I stopped to buy two oranges and a beverage. Eating on the way, I discovered I had purchased two grapefruits instead of oranges. They were pink grapefruit, so the one I ate didn’t make me retch, but I wasn’t going to eat the other. As I approached the theater with a grapefruit bobbing in the pocket of my hoodie, I wondered if I would have to discard the fruit to abide by the theater policy of “no outside food or beverage.” I mulled the waste of a perfectly good piece of disgusting fruit masquerading as an orange when I spied a bench outside the theater and thought, “I could leave it on the bench and even retrieve it after the movie if it were still there.” I didn’t think about what potential passersby would think about a piece of fruit just sitting on an ordinary bench until I saw this video.
The movie was like the pink grapefruit and, IMO, had some pretty harsh and questionably appropriate social commentary. I can’t wait for the last episode so I can watch them all in the chronological order of the story.
/image pink grapefruit
This is my wife’s favorite ear gnome.
Absolutely no one bit on the opportunity to receive a worthless prize. Maybe I’m the only one who watched it long enough to see that.
@Fuzzalini I heard something after the jingle, but meh.
/image meh
@Fuzzalini If you jot mad ape den you may win. Not new. Ju…fuck it. The challenge has been around for awhile, but even if you write one they have to decide to perform it- it’s difficult. There’s a thread you can see lots of attempts somewhere around here. I’m not going to dig it up right now, but it’s around
@Fuzzalini meh
Shit just got mehta.
Eating a banana on a livestream at 10pm on a Friday night. It doesn’t get better than this ladies and gentlemen.–Reviewbrah 1/19/2018
(TheReportOfTheWeek)