it's the most, w.t.f. time, of the yearrrrrr
35so today, i got the most fucktacular ornament any orange coat goat has ever been ornamented with. @sillyheathen - you fucking rock!
the rest of you - show your weirdest/coolest/strangest/whateverest ornament.
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Ha!!! Yes! I’m so glad you got it. My math was a little off so it’s not 100 percent symmetrical but I was busy and though fuck it! meh. Wasn’t sure if it would make it to the tree but I thought it would make you laugh!
@sillyheathen to be honest, it’ll have to hang at the back of tree. i knew i shouldn’t have taught my kid to read. either way, i fucking love it!
@carl669 @sillyheathen Just wait until your kid says that at school some day and the teacher finds out about your fuck count. That should go over well.
As a 4 year old (my dad was a minister), the first week we were at a new church the sunday school teacher said I’d surely know the answer to her question because my daddy was the new minister at a big upper crust church. I told her, “The hell I do.”. She asked me where I learned that word. I told her, “My daddy uses it at home all the time.”. My parents were horrified.
@Kidsandliz @sillyheathen in jr high, i was walking backwards for some reason, walked right into someone and yelled “fuck!”. turned around and it was my spanish teacher. she just looks at me for a second and said “en espanol carlos?”. i just stared blankly. then she rattled off some spanish curses, laughed, and walked away.
@carl669 @sillyheathen
Sounds like a cool teacher LOL. I hope you find an appropriate occasion to tell this story to your kid. I am sure it would make his day and cheer him up if he did something equally as “oops”.
I used to work with adjudicated youth taking them canoeing across the state of FL (by way of the Okefenokee swamp) and many of the kids were spanish speaking. I learned all sorts of swear words in spanish. Took a while to get the translation of some of them. I saved them though and never swore around them except when it was appropriate to act as if I was mad at what they did and then they’d say to whomever was picking the fight or whatever, “You better stop. Miss kidsandliz is really mad”. Worked just about every time.
Outstanding!!!
Brilliant design, wow!
That is so fucking cool, I love it. If you made an extra, I’d buy it.
Fuck-all-awesome, motherfuckers!!!
@f00l you should have something in your mailbox!
That is just fucking perfect!
This is fucktacular, indeed. XD
This brought a tear to my eye.
Making it twice as funny for the observant or OCD.
@mehcuda67 I can’t look at it. It bothers me. But I was out of time and I couldn’t not send it. Such a conundrum!
@mehcuda67 @sillyheathen
But it fits the sentiment perfectly!
@mehcuda67 @sillyheathen @carl669 It mirrors life - sometimes Fucks are clustered, sometimes not.
@Kyeh @mehcuda67 @sillyheathen
As in fuck this shit. It is good enough.
Nice job and very creative!
@macromeh @mehcuda67 @sillyheathen so much clustering of fucks!
Fucking amazing!!!
That’s so cool, extremely creative!
Here’s a thought…
Meh should be buying or consigning you to make awards/special prizes for contests and whatever else they might want. We know that someone is always listening maybe one of these days it’ll be the right someone, the “in charge” someone!
@Lynnerizer Wait! Someone at Meh is “in charge”?
@Lynnerizer I actually really just enjoy making and gifting things to people. I’m not the most savvy of business people.
Well that’s just fantastic!