@Kidsandliz@therealjrn
/blamegoat @lichme, the current scapegoat-of-the-month, is blamed for an unstated reason.
/blamegoat for a lack of catshirts here. @lichme, the current scapegoat-of-the-month, is blamed for a lack of catshirts here.
/unblamegoat that this command doesn’t exist yet. @lichme, the current scapegoat-of-the-month, is unblamed that this command doesn’t exist yet.
You know Wayfair is on TV now Irk…when are YOU getting on TV?
/leaving the haiku formatting to the reader.
It’s a dying medium
Anytime of day
When there is an excuse to,
I’ll be writing them
Solids to Liquids
At the touch of a button
No ex-lax needed
Source: mehstalker.com
All roads lead back to Meh…
@lichme Fuck me! Who the fuck do I blame around here for THIS SNAFU???
@lichme @therealjrn The goat?
@Kidsandliz @therealjrn
@lichme, the current scapegoat-of-the-month, is blamed for an unstated reason.
@lichme, the current scapegoat-of-the-month, is blamed for a lack of catshirts here.
@lichme, the current scapegoat-of-the-month, is unblamed that this command doesn’t exist yet.
/blamegoat
/blamegoat for a lack of catshirts here.
/unblamegoat that this command doesn’t exist yet.
It’s National Post
Haiku in Deal Forums Day
So says tradition.
6-in-1 review:
Copper Cook is washer safe?
No, rusts colander!
Two Do It Yourself
Meh Mediocrebots:
Use for paper trash.
Blue Sky Camping Kit
Cheap Xmas stocking stuffers
My sis just loved it!
Not really a deal site but I shared on my Twitter page:
Spinning to cut food
Three different ninja ways
Destroy to create
Ninja blender?
The ninjitsu
of Ron Popeil.
Calling haiku @f00l
As goat she talked in Haiku
Otherwise wordy
@Kidsandliz
Already here.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/its-national-post-haiku-in-deal-forums-day#5b63fdc11d189457ecb8ad64
[It’s National Post
Haiku in Deal Forums Day
So says tradition.]
(I tried to make it as horrible as possible. Hope I got close to the ideal!)
@f00l - Yes I had seen that. Was just bringing to your attention to the
honorindignityhonor of having a meh haiku written about you@Kidsandliz
Ah yes. A haiku.
I failed to give full credit.
Owe apology.
Didn’t slickdeals start banning people over this last time?
@drunkcat
Don’t know about that
Don’t go to SlickDeals often
Everyone Haikus
@DrunkCat
They did not ban me
when I wrote haiku last year
though my post went poof
what the fuck is this?
why would i write a haiku?
you are all crazy.
What you did right there?
Don’t think it was lost on me
I took note of it
@matthew
what are you saying?
that i posted a haiku?
you have some gall dude.
@carl669
Blatant and Contrived.
Objecting and conforming.
So frickin’ clever.
@medz
Perpetuating
Unconventionality
Appreciated
@carl669
What you wrote above
Looks like an order number
You bought a blender?
@lichme
i did not buy one.
do not think i would use it.
is it worth buying?
@carl669
For some people yeah
But if you wouldn’t use it
Then it matters not
@carl669 @lichme,
did not want a blender,
could not use it here,
where do I order one?
@AttyVette @carl669
Your syllable count
Looks like it’s a tad bit off
It’s five seven five
@carl669 @lichme
exactly my point,
I refuse to haiku right
Protesting haiku
@carl669 What? Your haiku doesn’t read like this?
Fuck fuckity fuck
Fuckity fuckity fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
More stuff I don’t need
Meh is selling a Ninja
A blender, that is
It is twleve A. M.
Time to see what is for sale.
Meh…just some more crap!
No Fuku for me,
Meh thinks I am a robot.
Meh-be they are right.
Meh, what is for sale?
Nothing good that I can see…
Yet, I still buy it!
Meh, this is all shit!
Yet, while I sit on the toilet
Confirm purchase? Yes.
An old Haiku poem
A meher says haiku back to you
No rhyme so haiku is eternal
( probably not but oh well)
Well, friend, it’s Fridy.
The freakin’ weekend is here.
It is time for fun.
This is where goats live.
Goats do not do haiku well;
That’s the way it is.
@shahnm
You forgot the past
Check out the reign of @f00l
The goat of haiku
@f00l @Kidsandliz
One goat does haiku
Better than the rest of them.
That goat is called @fool…
@fool @Kidsandliz @shahnm
@f00l’s @f00lish haikus
@f00l even a @f00lish @f00l
No hope for such a @f00l.
@f00l @f00lish @fool @Kidsandliz
@Fool, your haiku skillz,
Are dizzying to me.
I am speechless now.
Stepping in cat puke.
Very squishy, wet and cold.
Mushing through my toes.
Though you did not ask
for responses in haiku
within this forum
I feel a great need
to elaborate upon
dire consequence
Oh, Mediocre
you don’t know what you have done
sending mad poets
Spreading ad haiku
On unsuspecting fora
innocent of harm
They will all soon learn,
reading haiku good and bad
Why they fear the Meh…
What did I purchase
Ambivalently I tear
Oh, that’s what I bought
My blender just broke
Which one of you sick bastards
Is the saboteur?
Full points to you, meh
As grateful-loved-blademaster
Is très apropos
@zinglon
It broke just in time
100 bucks you can spend
Meh says, “ching ching thanks”.