They call these regret kits but one of my favorite collected items came from one of these. It looks like a wooden tiger someone carved and sold at a flea market, dropped a few times during a myriad of moves, donated to their aunt Clarice’s child foster center in Best Korea, which Kim Jung Il eventually sold on eBay to a meth-head who used it for a potty until someone at Meh decided it was time to sell their precious family heirloom in a regret kit.
Love it to death. I show it off at work. When I worked.
Harrumph. I’m looking at the forum page and think “Hey, what’s this new IRK topic?”. So I click and read a couple of posts, with “posted a few seconds ago”.
Hey, wait a minute … aww <rats>.
/giphy missed it by that much
@onionSoup I got a wireless phone charger, a pair of demo station headphones, the ipulse massage unit, a really cool small backpack from Tao Tao and of course an amazing black tote with the instant Regret stuff all over it!
Checked the stupid site every 15 minutes all day long… until now. Figures. Not that I would’ve gotten one anyway. But I could at least have the illusion of trying.
It’s taking a long time because they took your toilet paper suggestion to heart and they are still trying to get sufficient stock due to the continued shortages. Way to go…
@cfg83@jst1ofknd I’m sure they’re searching out only the finest, most luxurious used TP on the market! Something I ordered a few days ago already shipped so hopefully the IRKs won’t be too far behind.
A little suggestion to Meh, don’t try hiding the $4.99 a month button next to the $5 shipping button on the submission page to coax people into accidentally getting the $5 a month sign up. That totally screwed me up. At least put it in a different font or something. Letting it blend into that submission page seems like that’s done on purpose.
Yow. Just got back in from bringing the lawnmower in from the back yard. Just in time to see Sold Out. Figured the last one would be on the hour (was expecting it 35 minutes ago). Silly me.
I am still anxiously awaiting this. Don’t get me wrong, I think the long time shipping is part of the experience. I get disappointed when meh ships things too quickly. It goes against the mediocre experience.
Man, my delivery was expected yesterday and now the delivery has been updated to unknown. It’s been with my city’s USPS since the 15th. I’m dying, this is my first IRK.
My IRK just came this morning. I got a partially used “instant” face lift syringe with an apparent retail value of $400 (!!), an iPhone 6 case (new), two selfie sticks (one used, one new), an old iphone car charger (new) and a lovely IRK bag (seemingly new). Thanks Meh!
I got size 2/3 clawz rubber shoes, two sets of 3 wine bottle stoppers (wine saver required, not included), 2 old iPhone chargers, fuzzy hair elastics, 2 mini poo-pourrí, and an IRK bag.
I know that “regret” is clearly stated in the name, but I have to say this is the most worthless Fukubukuro I’ve ever gotten. In the past I’ve always gotten at least ONE item that justified the $5 but as I unpacked today’s delivery, each item literally went straight from the box to the trash. Didn’t even want to waste the storage bits on my phone to take a photo of the crap.
Looking for the Kids chrome book from school he lost for the 10th time and got back to the website twenty seconds past. Annnnd another one bites the dust…
Got one. Very oddly, just got a notice that my SideDeal order of Instant Regret Kit had shipped? I thought these were low priority, not to mention that I ordered it from Meh…
@blueyed510 I mean, I’m happy? that I’ll get to regret my purchase more quickly, but how’d it get into the SideDeal order queue and why’d it ship so fast?
@dvermilion@ignorant was right, the one I got was from April 1. My Mehrathon IRK says it’s still processing too. They said it was low priority and to expect it in a month or so
Has anyone else had an IRK package that hasn’t had updated tracking info in several days? Mine hasn’t moved since 05/14 and I’m a little nervous it might have gotten lost or destroyed.
My IRK made it to a suburb of Chicago before disappearing off the face of the earth for almost a month. Yesterday was the 2 month mark so I was getting ready to request a refund when what to my wondering eyes should appear?
It’s updated tracking!
In Texas?
Oh dear.
Not sure if my original IRK got sent back for some reason or if the (wo)man from Meh took it upon themselves to send out a replacement but by the pricking of my thumbs, something regrettable this way comes!
Always so hard to fight the instinct to click buy when I’ve already gotten one earlier. heh.
OMG I FINALLY GOT ONE!
Well that was a first for me!
/giphy potent-engaging-opinion
40 seconds to sell out. Felt like forever.
Yippee! Finally SUCCESS!!
/giphy delirious-jiggly-ass
@IndifferentDude When the gif is better than what you get in the Irk…
@IndifferentDude Um … that’s one SEXY order name!!
/giphy oh-my
I’d been missing them all day as I had to keep running in and out but, not this time - Gotcha!
/giphy grave-prissy-cilantro
/giphy grizzly-mistaken-gerbil
I really wasn’t all that disappointed about the limited stock of things…
umm… ima leave it.
They call these regret kits but one of my favorite collected items came from one of these. It looks like a wooden tiger someone carved and sold at a flea market, dropped a few times during a myriad of moves, donated to their aunt Clarice’s child foster center in Best Korea, which Kim Jung Il eventually sold on eBay to a meth-head who used it for a potty until someone at Meh decided it was time to sell their precious family heirloom in a regret kit.
Love it to death. I show it off at work. When I worked.
@Konraden I would love to see a photo of this!
@Dakini https://imgur.com/a/GyEaZ81
@Konraden Not sure how I missed your reply but I just saw it. Though at first, all I could see was the penis.
@Dakini It’s a souvenir!
https://phallus.is/en/
/giphy futile-impartial-anteater
@coblebaby I’m scarred for life after seeing that
Harrumph. I’m looking at the forum page and think “Hey, what’s this new IRK topic?”. So I click and read a couple of posts, with “posted a few seconds ago”.
Hey, wait a minute … aww <rats>.
/giphy missed it by that much
@onionSoup I got a wireless phone charger, a pair of demo station headphones, the ipulse massage unit, a really cool small backpack from Tao Tao and of course an amazing black tote with the instant Regret stuff all over it!
@OnionSoup Oh snap… on my computer I CAN send a photo!
@goddesscatering @OnionSoup you can do photos on the phone as well. Just turn the phone sideways before clicking anything.
/giphy decorative-okay-juniper
/giphy original-ashamed-moon
Yassss!!
/giphy promiscuous-aloof-credit
FINALLY
/giphy venomous-disrespectful-hawk
Must NOT Click!
And at the end of the day, all was made right (if the Irk has VMP socks).
/giphy welcoming-unsightly-flight
YESSSSS SCORE
fuck you meh
Been VMP since 206 and have managed to snag only 2 since inception
Oh so now I’m not a robot thanks
Yay!
/giphy boisterous-designed-chili
And this is my 100th order from meh.com. Do I get something special?
@jst1ofknd I got a free robot after my hundredth order
@jst1ofknd More disappointment!
@fairchild521
For some reason I believe @Pony…
Just what I didn’t need but bought anyway!
All day playing, finally got one!
@RCFlyer Me too! Whew!
Well, I’m happy I bought the tribbles and stayed to talk about it
/image fumbling-parched-cream
/giphy fumbling-parched-cream
Well, that’ll teach me to look away from Meh.
On the other hand, I have less instant regret now.
Got it!
/giphy smoggy-maroon-fly
@CompactDisco Tairy Greene is The Snuggler!
I just won the Meh-rathon. IRK is mine.
Checked the stupid site every 15 minutes all day long… until now. Figures. Not that I would’ve gotten one anyway. But I could at least have the illusion of trying.
Finally got my IRK This time around! I Didn’t get one the last mehrathon.
Hope we all get one Meh TP in every box. Just sayin’.
@cfg83 And hopefully it isn’t a used return…
@Coogles OMG, that never occurred to me. That would be hazMEHt to the max!
@cfg83 @Coogles
It’s taking a long time because they took your toilet paper suggestion to heart and they are still trying to get sufficient stock due to the continued shortages. Way to go…
@cfg83 @jst1ofknd I’m sure they’re searching out only the finest, most luxurious used TP on the market! Something I ordered a few days ago already shipped so hopefully the IRKs won’t be too far behind.
@cfg83 @Coogles
Nah - they’d sell only refurbished returned rolls.
@Coogles @Kidsandliz I know who’s supplying them :
Got my shipping notice. In 30 to 45 short days from now that IRK will be all mine.
HELL YEAH!!!
/giphy heartbroken-shady-ocean
/giphy obtainable-debonair-mole
YAY!!!
/giphy webbed-voidable-parakeet
Damn. sold out in like 23 seconds.
WTH have I just done!?
Yes, goddamnit, finally. Missed out on the VMP only one because of stupid “work”.
/giphy fantastical-filthy-tuna
Fricken’ I am not a robot screwed me again.
Look, I don’t want to cause an existential crisis, but you did just fail to prove that.
Hot damn! Got one!
vulgar-naughty-part
@transplant Yep, I’m trying it:
/giphy vulgar-naughty-part
Hmm. Olivia Munn is super hot but the gif disappoints.
@cinoclav @transplant glad someone did it …
take mine back…i dont want it!
Damn!! I got “were busy processing these try again” damn damn damn! I try to eat dinner and this. Of course.
A little suggestion to Meh, don’t try hiding the $4.99 a month button next to the $5 shipping button on the submission page to coax people into accidentally getting the $5 a month sign up. That totally screwed me up. At least put it in a different font or something. Letting it blend into that submission page seems like that’s done on purpose.
Yow. Just got back in from bringing the lawnmower in from the back yard. Just in time to see Sold Out. Figured the last one would be on the hour (was expecting it 35 minutes ago). Silly me.
I attempted to buy-in, three seconds in, got kicked-out, and second attempt SOLD OUT! Was not destined to be, today.
blue-catastrophic-cabbage :
@riotdemon Thank you! Always love learning a new trick! I didn’t even think to try that! you da best!
@goddesscatering Nice IRK! You might want to post it on the reveal thread. I think more people will see it there.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/mid-april-irk-reveal-thread
@Barney DONE!
I was preparing for the worst so I’m calling the sticky buddy as a win
/giphy barefoot-great-measure
Woo!
/giphy addictive-confident-tortilla
Got it, a VIP making sure his skills are sharp by taking a regular IRK.
Yay!
/giphy olden-smelly-ramen
FINALLY!!
/giphy overjoyed-feathered-beef
#blessthismess
Just got home and missed it by seconds.
/giphy blissful-diligent-pain
/giphy elevated-obedient-shelf
In for a Bandolier of Carrots! Score!
@BGreider An IRK is WAY BETTER than a BOC!!
/image thumbs-up
/giphy fundamental-gold-hose
Yisssssssss
/giphy outer-waning-clock
/giphy fanatical-redundant-hunter
@mkingery Here we Go!
Got one! Been a long time, pretty excited.
I am still anxiously awaiting this. Don’t get me wrong, I think the long time shipping is part of the experience. I get disappointed when meh ships things too quickly. It goes against the mediocre experience.
I wonder when this is going to ship…
It took nearly a month, but it finally shipped!!
/giphy It’s on its way!
I’m so excited!
@jst1ofknd Me too!
/giphy yay
Man, my delivery was expected yesterday and now the delivery has been updated to unknown. It’s been with my city’s USPS since the 15th. I’m dying, this is my first IRK.
My IRK just came this morning. I got a partially used “instant” face lift syringe with an apparent retail value of $400 (!!), an iPhone 6 case (new), two selfie sticks (one used, one new), an old iphone car charger (new) and a lovely IRK bag (seemingly new). Thanks Meh!
I got size 2/3 clawz rubber shoes, two sets of 3 wine bottle stoppers (wine saver required, not included), 2 old iPhone chargers, fuzzy hair elastics, 2 mini poo-pourrí, and an IRK bag.
Newest IRK came and its a bag of crap! at least it was only $5.
I gave away all but one item, the IRK bag!
I know that “regret” is clearly stated in the name, but I have to say this is the most worthless Fukubukuro I’ve ever gotten. In the past I’ve always gotten at least ONE item that justified the $5 but as I unpacked today’s delivery, each item literally went straight from the box to the trash. Didn’t even want to waste the storage bits on my phone to take a photo of the crap.
@babeam
The disappointment is strong with this one…
Mine has been MIA since it departed the shipping parner facility 30 miles away over a week ago. Maybe it got put in quarantine.
@Coogles mine let Atlanta on 5/18 to make the journey to TN and hasn’t updated since. I know the feeling and it’s not a good feeling.
I wish MEH would go back to there old shipper - this one truly sucks!!
Finally got mine today. It’s … regrettable? Nah, that awesome IRK bag makes up for it.
Contents:
iphone 6 plus case charger, wine stoppers, some socks, claw crocs, camouflage baseball hat, and the IRK bag.
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
The Four Boxes of the IRK-ocalypse :
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Sep 6 - Monday, Sep 12
my payment method didn’t work, why??? I missed out again
@ruthwik1 check the expiration dates on your credit card(s)
I just want a damn meh bag!!
Looking for the Kids chrome book from school he lost for the 10th time and got back to the website twenty seconds past. Annnnd another one bites the dust…
I like vodka. Always makes me regret something!
/giphy poetic-scandalous-vodka
/giphy confusing-reasonable-bedbug
Late post but I got one!
Got one. Very oddly, just got a notice that my SideDeal order of Instant Regret Kit had shipped? I thought these were low priority, not to mention that I ordered it from Meh…
@blueyed510 I mean, I’m happy? that I’ll get to regret my purchase more quickly, but how’d it get into the SideDeal order queue and why’d it ship so fast?
@blueyed510 because the April 1st IRK was sold on SideDeal and it’s taken 16 days for them to ship.
@blueyed510 mine still says processing ;-; i didn’t know about the low-priority thing, i’ve never gotten one before. does that mean this is normal?
@dvermilion @ignorant was right, the one I got was from April 1. My Mehrathon IRK says it’s still processing too. They said it was low priority and to expect it in a month or so
@blueyed510 @Ignorant thank you–i feel much better about my bag of trash now.
Someone has to lower the bar.
Oho
Shipped
Woooo-Hoooo! Oh wait, I guess its too late to start ass kissing for a better box…
Shippedy shipped!
Shipdidly shipped shipped! Yay!!
Just got my Instant Regret Kit and man it is better than any BOC I’ve ever gotten from Woot! I wish I could post a pic!
@goddesscatering what’dya get?
Still waiting on mine. Meh hates me and always send me mine last after everyone else has ever “enjoyed” theirs.
I only ever got one BOC on woot and all the IRKs I’ve received have been far superior. I’ve had three so far and all three were good.
Hopefully four is the charm.
@OnionSoup fingers crossed it comes soon!!!
/buy
@SHOVAR Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@mediocrebot it never hurts to try!
/buy
@dmod Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/giphy potent-engaging-opinion
/giphy near-mousy-manatee
Lol - I got an iPhone 5 case, an old first gen iPhone charger, some hair clips and a whole bunch of shitty coffee pods - and a lovely IRK BAG
Has anyone else had an IRK package that hasn’t had updated tracking info in several days? Mine hasn’t moved since 05/14 and I’m a little nervous it might have gotten lost or destroyed.
@Ruffinette I…I think I have magic powers. My tracking info updated twice in the last half hour.
First IRK! It is as advertised.
IRK bag, a palm coolers hat, some gem earbuds ‘designed for the woman’s ear’, size J2/3 clawz ‘crocs’, and a vestia wine stopper set without the pump.
My IRK made it to a suburb of Chicago before disappearing off the face of the earth for almost a month. Yesterday was the 2 month mark so I was getting ready to request a refund when what to my wondering eyes should appear?
It’s updated tracking!
In Texas?
Oh dear.
Not sure if my original IRK got sent back for some reason or if the (wo)man from Meh took it upon themselves to send out a replacement but by the pricking of my thumbs, something regrettable this way comes!