Wait what? This is absolutely nonsensical which doesn’t surprise me coming from meh. At first I thought they were giant pool floats which I may have bought even though I don’t own a pool… but these? No thanks
@chienfou Obi-Wan Kenobi: That’s no moon… It’s a space station!
Han Solo: It’s too big to be a space station!
Luke Skywalker: I have a very bad feeling about this.
Oh, that’s cruel to put these up and then only have a few unicorns. Says 161 sold, and about 3/5 were unicorns, so maybe you had 100 or less? I would’ve bought the unicorn. 2 unicorns. I would’ve bought 2 unicorns and a watermelon. But just a watermelon (which looks more like an oddly decorated doughnut), no, so sadly: meh.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Bluetooth speaker
1x Inflatable float
1x Air pump
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Mom said to say no to drugs and unicorn / watermelon BT speakers.
She also says is past my bedtime.
@Woody1 I think you mean “NOOOOOO!!!”
@yakkoTDI I have to admit, they sort of looks like Madonna grew a third cone and a sperm donut.
Happy Mother’s Day to everyone it applies to
My horn can pierce the sky,
@Comedian Amon Amarth reference?
Or Harry James?
@osiris3mc @aetris
Inflatameh
Okay what in the god damn
/giphy moaning-knowledgeable-cockatoo
@simplersimon No good shall come of this… deal…
meh has been unusually very meh lately.
@goldnectar truth in advertising…
I still think your buyer’s been cramming for the drug test.
If it had a cooler for the beer too, it would be the perfect Father’s Day gift.
@hchavers The description says it will also fit a 12 oz can.
@rpstrong who wants a warm beer?
Saw these shared in the deals thread earlier. The unicorn’s face is really wonky looking!
dear god why
Wait what? This is absolutely nonsensical which doesn’t surprise me coming from meh. At first I thought they were giant pool floats which I may have bought even though I don’t own a pool… but these? No thanks
Can they make a smaller speaker without calling it an ear pod?
nope… still got one of these
another great meh purchase!!
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@chienfou I still have several of those.
@chienfou Obi-Wan Kenobi: That’s no moon… It’s a space station!
Han Solo: It’s too big to be a space station!
Luke Skywalker: I have a very bad feeling about this.
@pmarin …PEW…PEW…PEW…
The way you inflate this, the way I reacted when I saw it, and the way you toke up in a circle of friends are all the same: puff, puff, PASS.
We needed the unicorn for very important business.
/image hopeless-strong-comparison
/giphy hopeless-strong-comparison
@Seeds …nice, you really ‘crushed it’!
@Seeds That’s one of the best gifs I’ve ever seen.
@Fuzzalini thanks, took a few tries
This is such a great meme, but the unicorn sold out almost immediately, and it’s clearly the superior one so I don’t know what to do…
Fuck it, I’ll take the watermelon.
/image feathery-theatrical-cord
It looks more like a rainbow rhinoceros than a rainbow unicorn.
A Rainocerous.
Oh, that’s cruel to put these up and then only have a few unicorns. Says 161 sold, and about 3/5 were unicorns, so maybe you had 100 or less? I would’ve bought the unicorn. 2 unicorns. I would’ve bought 2 unicorns and a watermelon. But just a watermelon (which looks more like an oddly decorated doughnut), no, so sadly: meh.
@stolicat I first thought it was a Simpsons style donut.
/giphy forbidden donut
I wanted the unicorn for my hot tub - just for me - sold out. Sigh. Kids blowing off mother’s day, so I guess it is par for the course.
@inanna …awww that sucks!
Here, have a rose on me:
Happy Mother’s Day.
WTF, again? How about a designated day of the week for bluetooth speakers so I know when to not bother?
@krmugn52 I think it’s just mostly the days ending in “y”
delicate-jokey-body
I’d love to know who thought “inflatable watermelon” sounded like a great product idea, never mind the bluetooth speaker.
“Care to spend some time in the pool with me and my inflatable watermelon?” he said knowingly.
@TheFLP Have you taken any blame yet for today’s offering?
@narfcake
I’m totally available. I mean, why does the watermelon look like a donut-shaped cupcake? That’s like a goldmine of blame right there.
@TheFLP same reason the unicorn looks like a rainbow rhinoceros? Whatever the reason, I know whose fault it is.
@djslack
Unicorns are mythical freaks, even without the rainbows. I can accept some creative license there.
But a watermelon? We know what that looks like, and this ain’t it.
I’m to blame for both of these things that no one ever asked for. But only one of them is a crime against nature.
@djslack @TheFLP Next up: Inflatable mutant fried chicken.
@djslack @therealjrn
In which order? Do they get mutated first, or fried, or inflated?
Also, inflatable-mutant-chicken sounds like a classic Meh order number.
@TheFLP
/giphy inflatable-mutant-chicken
At least it’s not a lemon.
I appreciated the Get Up Kids shoutout. The new record is pretty good.
No
If there were any way to lash this thing to a group of tubes, I would be all over this. Tis Lazy River season soon.
@highonpez exactly
/giphy interesting-kooky-rooster
Here I went and purchased a speaker that’s not inflatable. How embarrassing.
Inflater tool is a hand pump I assume?
@tinkleondabeach Yeah…a hand or a mouth…whatever gets the job done.
7"…well I finally have something in common with a bluetooth speaker…
@somf69 hate to break it to you, but it’s really 3".
@djslack @somf69
I didn’t want to become a member and there was no option to opt out when I put my cc info in,
@malea Your forum name indicates you have not placed any orders and you are not a member.
Got my inflatable watermelon speaker. The speaker, pump, and cord we’re in the box, but no inflatable watermelon!
@jbek1 have you tried hooking it up to a regular watermelon?
@Ignorant I can see why Meh made you a mod. You are so helpful.
@Barney
@jbek1 also if you haven’t already done so, please write into support
@Ignorant You’re welcome. Now can you do something about me missing Jeopardy today because of the TV station showing reports of a tornado?
@Barney sure, want a SlingBox login?
Or set your DVR (or VCR
)
https://www.ksn.com/news/kansas/tuesday-s-jeopardy-episode-to-air-wednesday-morning/2017448880
@Ignorant I already looked it up to see if he won. And yeah, I will be setting my VCR.
OTOH I do have Sling during college basketball season, so I can watch Jeopardy then. James will probably still be on.
Anybody check to see how waterproof this thing actually is?