If I were a Star Wars character, I'd be ...

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:00am ET

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thismyusername said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:02am ET:

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- @thismyusername Are those actual Nerfs?
  
  blaineg said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 7:25am ET
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- @blaineg they are as real as Chewie®
  
  thismyusername said Fri, Sep 1st 2017 at 12:20am ET
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ruouttaurmind said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:02am ET:

No R2-D2?

/giphy r2-d2

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- @ruouttaurmind R2 is like Larry, totally over shadowed by Curly and Moe.
  
  Smitty2525 said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:04am ET
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- @ruouttaurmind I want to be RJD2.
  
  UncleVinny said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:07am ET
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- @UncleVinny How about DJ R2?
  
  ruouttaurmind said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 2:19am ET
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- @UncleVinny
  
  InnocuousFarmer said Fri, Sep 1st 2017 at 9:07am ET
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Smitty2525 said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:03am ET:

The elephant keyboard player, because he had jazz.

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- hey meh I’ll buy some max plushies if you sell them…
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:04am ET
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medz said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:03am ET:

An ewok because yub nub.

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somf69 said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:08am ET:

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alphapeaches said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:09am ET:

I wear a fluffy robe to work parties because it gets cold at night.

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duodec said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:10am ET:

Where’s the best side character ever, Wedge Antilles?

That said I’d be an anonymous ordnance tech somewhere in the Rebellion, trying to keep the verdammt computerized weapon systems poisoned by the empire’s insistence on using microsoft windows in the controllers, running and shooting in the right direction.

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- @duodec the honor of Wedge is bestowed on the unlucky fuko/u recipients.
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:16am ET
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- @duodec
  
  /giphy star wars bsod
  
  Star Wars BSOD
  
  f00l said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 4:09am ET
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InnocuousFarmer said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:13am ET:

I’d probably just be hanging out on Alderaan.

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- @InnocuousFarmer maybe it’s time for a vacation off planet.
  
  thismyusername said Fri, Sep 1st 2017 at 12:22am ET
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simplersimon said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:19am ET:

Porkins, because everyone is amazed you even survived this long.

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Ignorant said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:31am ET:

/image spock

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- @Ignorant
  
  /image spork
  
  f00l said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 3:22am ET
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- @Ignorant That’s not a spork…
  
  blaineg said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 7:30am ET
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- @blaineg - That’s no spork…
  
  Oh, and uh, Chewbacca, I guess. 'Cause I can drive, and whine inarticulately.
  
  aetris said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 7:52am ET
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- aetris said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 9:48am ET
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emilyap said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 10:34am ET:

Force-using Luke.

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hchavers said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 10:42am ET:

Chewbacca: and I have the body hair to prove it.

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f00l said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 12:55pm ET:

I would be a crack Stormtrooper Sniper.

A lot like the 3rd of the trainees to shoot in this training sequence.

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- @f00l Even the instructor has horrifying muzzle discipline…
  
  duodec said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 3:48pm ET
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DrWorm said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 2:02pm ET:

I hadn’t a clue who Garazeb Orrelios is/was, but if we are being honest, almost everyone is answering this poll as his/her inner 11 year-old.

While I may want to be Han Solo, truth be told I would actually be some random nondescript background character. We can’t all be heroes.

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darksaber99999 said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 2:20pm ET:

/giphy gonk droid

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- @darksaber99999 giphy fail!
  /giphy GNK power droid
  
  dave said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 4:25pm ET
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- @dave very very very very much fail. Yikes!
  
  dave said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 4:25pm ET
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- @darksaber99999
  /image gonk droid animated gif
  
  medz said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 4:28pm ET
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- @darksaber99999 I’m just gonna take that as an excuse to post one of my favorite ballet clips:
  
  UncleVinny said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 4:42pm ET
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medz said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 4:30pm ET:

/image mse-6

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vjsatyal said Thu, Aug 31st 2017 at 7:56pm ET:

I would be Luke Skywalker, so I can get paid millions for not saying anything.

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