@Kidsandliz When my former boss turned 60 we had a cake in the conference room (of course it was less than stellar to begin with as he was cutting carbs at the time and this was 25 years ago so no really good options). Anyway, we weren’t even able to get 60 candles on it before it started falling apart.
The ultimate insult was that when he blew them out, the people from the office next door came over because they “smelled smoke and were concerned about a fire.”
@ybmuG Your story reminds me of the birthday card that has a picture of a big flame coming off the earth and has the caption - Your birthday cake as seen from the moon. So did your boss get all the candles out in one breath?
Think of everything you’ve lived through; all the things you’ve witnessed; places you’ve been, experiences, people you’ve met; and then think how damn lucky you are because 50 is so cool… You are a legend now full of so much wisdom.
At a few months short of 70, 50 looks pretty young to me. Happy Quarintine Birthday!
What Fifty Said
by Robert Frost
When I was young my teachers were the old.
I gave up fire for form till I was cold.
I suffered like a metal being cast.
I went to school to age to learn the past.
Now when I am old my teachers are the young.
What can’t be molded must be cracked and sprung.
I strain at lessons fit to start a suture.
I go to school to youth to learn the future.
@mike808 My grandma turns 105 in 8 days. I don’t think a century looks very appealing though I must say. If things hurt now, I can’t even imagine!
Here’s me, my dad and my Grandma last year on her bday
@mike808 Oh my gosh that is amazing. Hope she has a reasonable level of health and vitality for her age. My uncle (who is 98) says he wants to live to 104. Mom says she’s not so sure she’d want that. Of course when I asked her last year how old was old, her response was 104. It used to be she said 90 was old. Of course the 5 year old said 10 was old and he could hardly wait. What is considered old is clearly a moving target.
@blaineg@Kidsandliz@mike808@moonhat That is a great picture. And you all look younger than your age - good genes! Hope you had a great birthday even if socially distanced!
@moonhat Oops I just noticed I accidentally directed my comment above to mike rather that you. Hit reply to the wrong comment. Sorry about that! Hope your grandma’s birthday will be fantastic and I hope that social distancing doesn’t make her have to celebrate without any family there!
And as someone else said you look younger than your age, as does your grandma and brother.That runs in our family too - looking younger than one’s age. I joke that if dermatologists were right that too much sun ages us prematurely then I should be a wrinkled prune due to all the outdoor stuff I did for a living, working on boats, etc. for years (and with the stupidity of youth I rarely used sun screen - paying for that with basal cell skin cancers). Instead I have barely any wrinkles at all. My mom looks my age and people think I am about 15-20 years younger than I am. Good in job interviews, not so good in a few other contexts.
Photo from couple years ago of my wife’s stepdad warming his hands at his 90th - had to split the candles among two cakes. The guy still goes out and cuts wood on his acreage.
happy belated 50th! it’s definitely a weird time to be having a (normally) momentous event…hope that you have many more opportunities for celebration out in the world, and that you celebrated this year in the best way possible under the circumstances.
/giphy HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday!
/giphy Happy 50th birthday!
Happy quarantine birthday!
/giphy Quarantine Birthday
@Nate311 whaaa??? how did you do that??
@moonhat
Happy Birthday 
Happy birthday!
I get to celebrate my birthday tomorrow. I know how you feel.
/giphy Aries birthday
@RiotDemon nice!! Well happy birthday eve to you!
How my wife wished me happy birthday on my 50th…
/youtube TMBG Older
Another way to think of your age is, as my friend’s father would always say, you are celebrating the 21st anniversary of turning 29.
or another choice as a way to approach it
Of course your cake will still look like this
Or as @carl699 might say
Any way you look at it:
@Kidsandliz I loved all those! Thanks Liz!
@Kidsandliz When my former boss turned 60 we had a cake in the conference room (of course it was less than stellar to begin with as he was cutting carbs at the time and this was 25 years ago so no really good options). Anyway, we weren’t even able to get 60 candles on it before it started falling apart.
The ultimate insult was that when he blew them out, the people from the office next door came over because they “smelled smoke and were concerned about a fire.”
I tried really hard not to laugh…
@ybmuG Your story reminds me of the birthday card that has a picture of a big flame coming off the earth and has the caption - Your birthday cake as seen from the moon. So did your boss get all the candles out in one breath?
@Kidsandliz not even close
@Kidsandliz There is a bonfire alternative:
You young thang you
/giphy 50 is the new
/giphy happy birthday
@chienfou perfect!
Happy bday, mehtizen!
Awww man, life is just gonna get a little shittier every day for you from not on.
@cranky1950 don’t believe him… my life from 50 on is way better than from 13-18 when I was a nerdy little dweeb…
@chienfou @cranky1950 It stopped for you at 18? lucky bastid
@cranky1950 @ybmuG pot and college… cured it!
@chienfou @cranky1950 You cured pot in college? cooool
@cranky1950 @ybmuG u gotta… It won’t stay lit otherwise.
Happy Birthday to You, a mere child.
Expect many more…
/youtube The Beatles, birthday
/giphy happy birthday moonhat
Merry birthday! May you live to be ten million years old!
@UncleVinny just make sure you exercise
Happy Birthday @moonhat! May your batteries chill comfortably in your fridge for many years to come!!
You’re only 0x32 years old.
@PocketBrain what? NO math please, I could cry
Happy Birthday! Hope you were able to celebrate somehow!
Happy birthday
hope you had some fun!
50, you say? Your doctor has a gift for you — a Prostate check.
@mike808 and a colonoscopy
@mike808 Mike, I certainly hope I do not have a prostate. We’ve got some issues if I do…
@moonhat Well then, you can look forward to the colonoscopy, as it is an equal opportunity offender.
@mike808 @moonhat I was hoping my prostate check would be for more $$ than it was…
@chienfou @moonhat
Was that with the tip or without?
@mike808 @moonhat I dunno… seemed like more than the tip…
@chienfou @mike808 @moonhat
/giphy cough
Think of everything you’ve lived through; all the things you’ve witnessed; places you’ve been, experiences, people you’ve met; and then think how damn lucky you are because 50 is so cool… You are a legend now full of so much wisdom.
52 and living a good life…
@AZnatural1 aww, that is such a nice sentiment! Thank you AZ. I like that!
At a few months short of 70, 50 looks pretty young to me. Happy Quarintine Birthday!
What Fifty Said
by Robert Frost
When I was young my teachers were the old.
I gave up fire for form till I was cold.
I suffered like a metal being cast.
I went to school to age to learn the past.
Now when I am old my teachers are the young.
What can’t be molded must be cracked and sprung.
I strain at lessons fit to start a suture.
I go to school to youth to learn the future.
Half a century. You’re halfway there!
@mike808 My grandma turns 105 in 8 days. I don’t think a century looks very appealing though I must say. If things hurt now, I can’t even imagine!
Here’s me, my dad and my Grandma last year on her bday
@mike808 @moonhat that is an awesome picture
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
@mike808 Oh my gosh that is amazing. Hope she has a reasonable level of health and vitality for her age. My uncle (who is 98) says he wants to live to 104. Mom says she’s not so sure she’d want that. Of course when I asked her last year how old was old, her response was 104. It used to be she said 90 was old. Of course the 5 year old said 10 was old and he could hardly wait.
What is considered old is clearly a moving target.
@Kidsandliz @mike808 That is an excellent point, a moving target it is. Nice!
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @moonhat An (older) friend told me: “Old is 20 years older than you are today.”
@Kidsandliz @mike808 old is a state of mind
@mike808 @tinamarie1974 I didn’t realize we had 51 states now
@blaineg @Kidsandliz @mike808 @moonhat That is a great picture. And you all look younger than your age - good genes! Hope you had a great birthday even if socially distanced!
@blaineg @Kidsandliz @mehcuda67 @mike808 thank you Cuda! You’re so sweet!
@moonhat Oops I just noticed I accidentally directed my comment above to mike rather that you. Hit reply to the wrong comment. Sorry about that! Hope your grandma’s birthday will be fantastic and I hope that social distancing doesn’t make her have to celebrate without any family there!
And as someone else said you look younger than your age, as does your grandma and brother.That runs in our family too - looking younger than one’s age. I joke that if dermatologists were right that too much sun ages us prematurely then I should be a wrinkled prune due to all the outdoor stuff I did for a living, working on boats, etc. for years (and with the stupidity of youth I rarely used sun screen - paying for that with basal cell skin cancers). Instead I have barely any wrinkles at all. My mom looks my age and people think I am about 15-20 years younger than I am. Good in job interviews, not so good in a few other contexts.
Photo from couple years ago of my wife’s stepdad warming his hands at his 90th - had to split the candles among two cakes. The guy still goes out and cuts wood on his acreage.
@macromeh wowww! That’s amazing. Good for him!
@macromeh love the baby carrots in the middle of the desserts.
@moonhat I know, he’s a role model to me - I can only hope to be as healthy and active in my 70’s (dare I hope 80’s?) as he is in his 90’s.
I think Sandra Boynton said it best!
@blaineg I love Sandra Boynton!
Happy birthday! Welcome to the half-century club!
@eethomp hey, thank you!!
Happy happy belated 50th birthday to you! …and many more!
50 is fine with me, wear it well!
@Lynnerizer thanks so much Lynn!
happy belated 50th! it’s definitely a weird time to be having a (normally) momentous event…hope that you have many more opportunities for celebration out in the world, and that you celebrated this year in the best way possible under the circumstances.
@InnocuousFarmer I really need to watch Norsemen.