I wonder which of your purchases made them think you’d like these?
Gee, are you sure you don’t want to read them?
Beth Brown doesn’t believe in premonitions. But her recent dream feels too real to ignore: a commercial airliner is hijacked, and a handsome passenger is shot dead. Beth hasn’t met the mystery man in her dream; she would never forget a gorgeous face like his. But she can’t deny the bizarre connection she feels.
@Kyeh Doh! Powder Mage by Brian McClellan, not fire mage. Fun stuff, and well written. Being able to manipulate black powder, and the flight of shots is one type of magic, along with a couple of others.
If anyone ever points out that I have icing or whipped cream on my face I hope I’m able to think quickly enough to remember to say yeah, I think I blew a seal.
But I also hope to eat like a civilized adult human and not have such things on my face.
@mehcuda67 I innocently used ‘glass wand’ with /giphy right here in the Meh forums several years ago; apparently the NSFW filters weren’t really up to the task yet. The result was quite graphic and the image stayed up for a good spell (moderators were far fewer back then, and perhaps not all familiar with editing commands)
@djslack I tried to find out how big anacondas got back in the day when porn was in regular searches. NO I MEANT THE SNAKE LIKE IN THE MOVIE I WAS WATCHING NOT THAT.
@djslack@sammydog01
in the early days of e-commerce my sister was looking for some kind of sporting goods with her teenage son at her side. Living in KC, she used a company she was familiar with… Note, the website for Dick’s sporting goods was NOT Dicks .com. Her son is STILL traumatized.
Gee, are you sure you don’t want to read them?
@Kyeh No idea, the last Kindle book I bought was “The Moons of Barsk”, and before that the second Fire Mage trilogy.
@Kyeh Doh! Powder Mage by Brian McClellan, not fire mage. Fun stuff, and well written. Being able to manipulate black powder, and the flight of shots is one type of magic, along with a couple of others.
I thought it said “ a red hot SEAL’s navel and was briefly intrigued.
@sammydog01
That’s probably inside the book.
I love how wrong Amazon’s recommendations are sometimes.
I was working on one of my kid’s cars last year and searched for “blown seal” or something very similar without thinking.
Nope, just nope.
If anyone ever points out that I have icing or whipped cream on my face I hope I’m able to think quickly enough to remember to say yeah, I think I blew a seal.
But I also hope to eat like a civilized adult human and not have such things on my face.
/giphy seal with ball
@mehcuda67 I innocently used ‘glass wand’ with /giphy right here in the Meh forums several years ago; apparently the NSFW filters weren’t really up to the task yet. The result was quite graphic and the image stayed up for a good spell (moderators were far fewer back then, and perhaps not all familiar with editing commands)
@djslack I tried to find out how big anacondas got back in the day when porn was in regular searches. NO I MEANT THE SNAKE LIKE IN THE MOVIE I WAS WATCHING NOT THAT.
@djslack @sammydog01
in the early days of e-commerce my sister was looking for some kind of sporting goods with her teenage son at her side. Living in KC, she used a company she was familiar with… Note, the website for Dick’s sporting goods was NOT Dicks .com. Her son is STILL traumatized.
/giphy meh trash
