I’m a breatharian, so instead of eating food I survive off the spiritual energy of the Universe radiating into my body. So my breath simply smells like endless love and kindness.
I love the mouth wash Closys. If you want your breath to smell like “nothing” Closys is it! Flossing helps a lot too but I’m like a Closys zealot. It comes with a mint flavor liquid you can add. I like it plain. I think it has has one, exactly one ingredient, stabilized chlorine dioxide. It tastes like water and it makes your breath smell like…water. It’s MAGIC
I’m one of those pack a day freaks, so, yeah, I’m clean. But I won’t buy this deal, not my brand. I only buy Spry gum. There’s no evil sweeteners in it.
I’ve never had anyone tell me that my breath stinks… I know most people wouldn’t tell you, but I’ve never had a bunch of people offering mints or gum either. I would at least hope my family would of let me know if there was ever a problem.
After lunch I would normally chew gum until my crowns gave me a problem. Now I keep floss in my car, so I usually floss after lunch.
I’m a breatharian, so instead of eating food I survive off the spiritual energy of the Universe radiating into my body. So my breath simply smells like endless love and kindness.
@awk
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I breathe, therefore I am.
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I love the mouth wash Closys. If you want your breath to smell like “nothing” Closys is it! Flossing helps a lot too but I’m like a Closys zealot. It comes with a mint flavor liquid you can add. I like it plain. I think it has has one, exactly one ingredient, stabilized chlorine dioxide. It tastes like water and it makes your breath smell like…water. It’s MAGIC
@5665150
I use a mouthwash that tastes like water, too. It’s called dihydrogen monoxide, and it’s safe to consume in relatively large quantities.
@DVDBZN
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More conscious after reading the poll than before.
@Pantheist just ask Jen. I’m sure she’ll tell it to you straight.
@RiotDemon Nah, she can’t be trusted on things like that.
@Pantheist ask a random stranger on the street then?
@RiotDemon Good plan.
@Pantheist let me know how it turns out.
@RiotDemon Sure. What street are you on?
@Pantheist I’m east of the lake. Let me know when you’re close.
This is one of the rare occasions where I know the answer before I look at the Meh.com voting options.
The answer that came immediately to mind: “Probably not as much as I should.”
Your move, @Irk.
I’m one of those pack a day freaks, so, yeah, I’m clean. But I won’t buy this deal, not my brand. I only buy Spry gum. There’s no evil sweeteners in it.
@Fuzzalini xylitol is toxic to dogs, so it could be evil.
@RiotDemon I’m not a dog, so I don’t care.
I’ve never had anyone tell me that my breath stinks… I know most people wouldn’t tell you, but I’ve never had a bunch of people offering mints or gum either. I would at least hope my family would of let me know if there was ever a problem.
After lunch I would normally chew gum until my crowns gave me a problem. Now I keep floss in my car, so I usually floss after lunch.
I drink a lot of water, so that probably helps.
I don’t worry about it much.
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