• Not at all, my breath smells like ... nothing, which is as good as breath can smell
    Not at all, my breath smells like ... nothing, which is as good as breath can smell
  • Not at all, my breath might stink but I don't care
    Not at all, my breath might stink but I don't care
  • Somewhat, but only when I wake up
    Somewhat, but only when I wake up
  • Somewhat, but only after drinking coffee
    Somewhat, but only after drinking coffee
  • Somewhat, but only after eating [onions, garlic, blue cheese, etc]
    Somewhat, but only after eating [onions, garlic, blue cheese, etc]
  • Very, it's a constant source of worry
    Very, it's a constant source of worry
  • I practice breath-based meditation, so I'm very conscious of my breath
    I practice breath-based meditation, so I'm very conscious of my breath
  • Oh THAT'S why nobody likes me
    Oh THAT'S why nobody likes me
  • I'll explain my neurosis in the comments (with my hand over my mouth)
    I'll explain my neurosis in the comments (with my hand over my mouth)
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