I’m a breatharian, so instead of eating food I survive off the spiritual energy of the Universe radiating into my body. So my breath simply smells like endless love and kindness.
I love the mouth wash Closys. If you want your breath to smell like “nothing” Closys is it! Flossing helps a lot too but I’m like a Closys zealot. It comes with a mint flavor liquid you can add. I like it plain. I think it has has one, exactly one ingredient, stabilized chlorine dioxide. It tastes like water and it makes your breath smell like…water. It’s MAGIC
I’ve never had anyone tell me that my breath stinks… I know most people wouldn’t tell you, but I’ve never had a bunch of people offering mints or gum either. I would at least hope my family would of let me know if there was ever a problem.
After lunch I would normally chew gum until my crowns gave me a problem. Now I keep floss in my car, so I usually floss after lunch.
I’m one of those pack a day freaks, so, yeah, I’m clean. But I won’t buy this deal, not my brand. I only buy Spry gum. There’s no evil sweeteners in it.
This is one of the rare occasions where I know the answer before I look at the Meh.com voting options.
The answer that came immediately to mind: “Probably not as much as I should.”
Your move, @Irk.
I breathe, therefore I am.
@mfladd
You breathe, therefore you are …
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I’m a breatharian, so instead of eating food I survive off the spiritual energy of the Universe radiating into my body. So my breath simply smells like endless love and kindness.
@awk
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I love the mouth wash Closys. If you want your breath to smell like “nothing” Closys is it! Flossing helps a lot too but I’m like a Closys zealot. It comes with a mint flavor liquid you can add. I like it plain. I think it has has one, exactly one ingredient, stabilized chlorine dioxide. It tastes like water and it makes your breath smell like…water. It’s MAGIC
@5665150
I use a mouthwash that tastes like water, too. It’s called dihydrogen monoxide, and it’s safe to consume in relatively large quantities.
@DVDBZN
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I’ve never had anyone tell me that my breath stinks… I know most people wouldn’t tell you, but I’ve never had a bunch of people offering mints or gum either. I would at least hope my family would of let me know if there was ever a problem.
After lunch I would normally chew gum until my crowns gave me a problem. Now I keep floss in my car, so I usually floss after lunch.
I drink a lot of water, so that probably helps.
I don’t worry about it much.
I’m one of those pack a day freaks, so, yeah, I’m clean. But I won’t buy this deal, not my brand. I only buy Spry gum. There’s no evil sweeteners in it.
@Fuzzalini xylitol is toxic to dogs, so it could be evil.
@RiotDemon I’m not a dog, so I don’t care.
More conscious after reading the poll than before.
@Pantheist just ask Jen. I’m sure she’ll tell it to you straight.
@RiotDemon Nah, she can’t be trusted on things like that.
@Pantheist ask a random stranger on the street then?
@RiotDemon Good plan.
@Pantheist let me know how it turns out.
@RiotDemon Sure. What street are you on?
@Pantheist I’m east of the lake. Let me know when you’re close.
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