Haha very funny starting at 4.
How about 2 times? That should be sufficient.
Does each tooth count as one time? If so 32 for me.
Twice. Three times if I’m headed out on a date.
So, ya, twice.
@ruouttaurmind @tinamarie1974 …“heading out on a date.”
This sounds like English, and yet I don’t understand a word of it.
@ruouttaurmind @UncleVinny we are clearly a group of underachievers…meh!
Yet another poll that strongly emphasizes Meh’s tenuous understanding of reality as it relates to the rest of us…
@shahnm What do you expect for a poll-posting bot?
Starting out with 4? I brush once per day in the shower, and I haven’t had a cavity in over two decades.
@PooltoyWolf I’ve … never thought about brushing in the shower… Brilliant!
@JnKL It’s quite efficient time-wise, plus it’s easier to spit and far easier to rinse!
@PooltoyWolf but don’t you think you’re wasting hot water?
@moonhat I turn the water off while I brush!
@PooltoyWolf then don’t you get cold?
@JnKL @PooltoyWolf And it’s a whole lot easier than showering in the sink!
@blaineg @JnKL You get a gold star!
Trying to push us to the comments, eh?
IT’S 2! NOT 4 OR MORE! GOD!!
@Raptor_007 yeah I said 9 but I said it ironically.
If one and two were offered, that would total over 90% of the votes. If you brush more than 4 times, you need to get a hobby
@JoeSeadog it strengthens the wrist for said persons real hobby
@JoeSeadog If you’re purchasing a 90$, bluetooth enabled, brush-zone-sensing toothbrush, I’d say you have a hobby.
1-2 times a day and floss daily.
Once or twice?
Depends on what and when I eat. I always floss and brush after eating, so it can range from 2-5.
This question assumes you have teeth.
Oh no! Am I not brushing enough?! (Anxiety rages on inside…)
Twice seems appropriate enough!! Unless I want to wear my teeth away to nothing!
once unless i get some food stuck while eating something.
Implying that less than 4x daily makes you a deplorable person only to force us to comment, eh? I’m not falling for it.
Why only whole numbers? This feels judgy. 1.2 here.
Oh yeah I better do that thanks for reminding me.
Four?! Twice. Maybe Thrice if I ate something funny.
always when i get up and before i go to bed. however i also always brush before i leave the house to go out in public if i’ve eaten beforehand so it could be up to 4x. but usually 2.
2 plus whenever my mouth tastes weird.
@arielleslie do you ask for independent opinions on whether your mouth tastes weird?
@UncleVinny For some reason, whenever I do so I just get told to brush my teeth without confirmation. Very strange.
@arielleslie people are strange, and not always public-spirited.
I bought this at Sams, 2fer99. Now I only brush about once per week.
None. I lost all my teeth to radiation cancer treatment. I just use mouth wash. Come to think of it; why do I do that?
@Ejanero, so you don’t get funk mouth.
@kittykat9180 True. It does work for that.
1 sometimes 2
I tend to rinse out my piehole when my breath develops a caustic effect on my houseplants. Then, and only then.
@UncleVinny I’m not kissing you!!
@misspattybr high standards, eh!?
who tf out here brushing their teeth 9+ times a day?? There is such a thing as brushing too much. You are gonna scrub the enamel off.
I’m assuming this is counting each tooth individually. I brush a tooth 64 times a day.
@dave my sonic toothbrush does something like 41,000 brushes a minute so I’m brushing at least 164,000 times a day, sometimes 246,000.
Fun fact. It takes me EXACTLY one hum of the full “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” song before my electric toothbrush shuts off.
I brush my teeth 2-3 times a day…the good old fashion way. By hand, with a toothbrush.