How bad is your Meh Face Clicking Addiction?
23What lengths would you go to in order to click the Meh face and maintain your streak?
Right now I sit at about 866 in a row with 1002 out of a possible 1004 meh button clicks. It is an addiction.
I am going on vacation next month on a cruise where there will be no internet unless you pay for it. I just paid $75 for 100 minutes of internet so I can click the meh button for 6 days. Is that bad?
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Yes, yes it is.
@Ignorant
Keep in mind though that we’re dealing with @TaRDy.
I’d consider paying roaming charges in a third world country. My biggest concern with not having internet for a week would actually be dealing with the hundreds of emails I’d find upon my return. With no reasonable option, I’d ask someone trustworthy to hop on meh for me and click the face everyday. Currently at 895 in a row.
@cinoclav who do you trust though? A soul searching adventure begins now…
@kus My mother.
My streak broke (at day 331) on the 2nd day of a beach vacation. I was bummed, but I was also on the beach, so it was ok. (I’m at 986 total now.)
/google what is a beach?
Beach - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beach
Ah, ok. That clarifies things.
959 total meh button clicks
9 in a row
longest streak: 178
Correction:
Pathetic total meh button clicks
Pathetic in a row
longest streak: Pathetic
I’m pathetic.
@f00l bravo, way to show that Meh. clicky face they have no control over you
@Yoda_Daenerys
Yes. I have now shown Meh and those pointless Meh forums and those teeny powerless Meh buttons that I Don’t Care.
Let them do as they will. I refuse to even deign to notice. I have better ways to spend my valuable time.
if clicking is an addiction, i’m a rare and accidental participant. now where’s my beer…
Why not have a good friend or family member, who is not going with you, stay behind and click it for you? Pick someone you trust.
Worst case scenario is they don’t click the Meh button but buys 3 of each item for 6 days in a row instead.
@cengland0 He could always pull his credit card info for a week as long as it isn’t VMP renewal time.
@sammydog01 I didn’t know you could delete your CC information. I never tried and I’m not about to either in case I lose my VMP. But I thought you could only edit it with new info.
@cengland0
There’s a remove button.
@cengland0 could also shuffle last four digits and hope it hits someone else’s card
@cengland0 None of my friends/family care enough about the click streak, so they won’t check it every day and would likely forget. I’m liking @medz 's offer below. $7- $10 vs $75? DEAL!
@TaRDy Wonderful! Well, not the part about having disloyal friends and family, but you know what I mean.
You may email me at medzjunkmail @ google’s email domain to proceed in making our business arrangements.
I paid $65 on my cruise to click the button. Totally worth it.
I don’t have a problem. I have an unbroken path from the first day I gave in, made an account, and showed up here. I clicked the button because I was curious, and it had a little face behind it. I’ve been clicking to see what the face is ever since.
Besides, it’s not like I don’t have forever…
I emailed support to ask what the longest active streak was. Of course my hopes were smashed to pieces on learning there are people with a streak since day 0.
I’m still proud of my 411 in a row.
@afullbeard
Here’s a list from Monday with highest streakers:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/who-is-still-perfect-with-meh-button-clicks#58e2722a9d38cd09c0fcf01d
I was under the impression clucking me signaled your disapproval of an item, so I don’t actually click me unless I don’t like the item or the price. Meh
@PooltoyWolf This was probably the original intent, but it turns out people really like clicking buttons and collecting crude face images.
@medz I think this is human nature
@medz I think in calling this project Pavlov and giving us information about the click streak, the intent was to get us to come click it every day. Even if we haven’t bought anything in a long time, we still have to come click that button every day to maintain the streak and see what the face for the day is, so then we keep coming every day and maybe buy something.
@jqubed
If I ever feel like I need to see the faces, I just visit mehstalker or wait until the rollover.
Which reminds me…
@lichme - Is the face for yesterday showing up for you on mehstalker?
@PlacidPenguin Yeah, it’s there. It doesn’t pull the face for the previous day until about 12:15AM CST the day after the face I believe.
Oh Jesus Christ, -clicking meh-
@PooltoyWolf he doesn’t care
@Yoda_Daenerys
I’m not so sure about that.
I’m at 916 of 918, 519 in a row. I got stung by the face-clicky-page-loady anomaly about a year and a half ago. I decided to call it “liberating” and stop clicking.
That lasted for a day…
For $1 per day, I’ll click your meh button for you for the duration of the agreed upon contract period. Minimum 7 days / Maximum 365 days contract. If I miss a day, you’ll be refunded the entire contract amount. You’ll have to share your login credentials with me and ensure I’m updated if you change the password.
@medz if i am a VMP, can i get a discount on your click rate?
@Yoda_Daenerys
@medz I have reviewed your credentials and I would seriously consider this offer. I’d like a 10-day pack for May 5 - 14 (to be safe).
I keep coming back to make sure there are no smiley faces. I hate smiley faces.
(It’s kind of amazing that they have managed to pull off the no-smiley streak. Someone deserves recognition for this feat!)
@KDemo You do realize that now you mentioned it someone might be tempted to make one…
@KDemo
Can I help?
@Kidsandliz - Nah, they’ve held the line (!) this long, I have faith.
I tried it a few times at first, then realized it didn’t really do anything, so I stopped and switched to cocaine.
@awk
Great choice! So much cheaper than face clickies and bluetooth speakers! And so much longer lasting!
@awk i’d recommend you try the two together, at least for 365 days in a row.
@Yoda_Daenerys
Cocaine + Meh Clicky Faces.
We have now conceived of existential perfection. Shown we attempt it? Could we survive it?
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
I am no longer waiting for Godoy or for any of Godot’s friends, relations, or other designates of that real or conceptual universe.
I Rise Above.
Besides, Existentialism is all obsessed with Meh clicky faces, and has been for some time. It refuses to pay the slightest attention to me anymore.
As long as my streak remains unbroken, I’d probably do waaaay too much to keep it that way. As it is, I’ve clicked during illnesses (including the entire household having what I’m pretty sure was the plague at one point), a parental death, a pet death, travel, sick children and their surgeries, and other miscellaneous events that contrived to make me break my streak.
I’d definitely pay extra for internet while out of the country (if I could afford to leave the country) though it wouldn’t be for the sole purpose of clickfaces. I doubt I could go that long without being connected, to be honest.
Irk ate my click 18 days ago… I was at 815…
I still click it tho…
When I was in the hospital for 9 days with pneumonia and a collapsed lung, I still set an alarm for 9:00 every night so I wouldn’t miss Meh o’clock.
@Pony
Yay dedication.
/giphy woohoo
Tonight marks 999 total clicks.
Longest streak 529.
My first lapse was around Christmas of the first year. I’ve had a few since then.
I clicked the day @PuppyCat was born.
I would not pay for internet just to click the button.
I probably would already have paid for internet… and used some of it to click the button.
How bad? It’s an affliction…
I sorta convinced my wife to go to Florida instead of a cruise, just so I wouldn’t miss a face-click.
874 total meh button clicks
873 in a row
longest streak: 873
/giphy I’m terrible
@hems79 does your wife know of this strategy?
how many days between your first click and your second click?
@Yoda_Daenerys
Nope, she doesn’t know. It’s a secret between you and me, shhhhh.
One day was missed between clicky one and clicky two.
My name is transplant and I’m a click addict.
I had a good streak going and I kept telling myself, "get to 365, that’s a year and you’ll be happy!"
Something happened (lost weekend?) and it stopped at 268.
My current streak is 41.
I’ll get to 365 and I’ll be happy.
Maybe.
@transplant give up, i was on your path and ended about 254, haven’t looked back since and sleeping much better
yea, like others i’ve seen here, i equated clicking daily to staying up to mid-night et and sleep pattern suffered
/youtube free at last, free at last, thank god almighty we’re free at last
887 total meh button clicks
10 in a row
longest streak: 115
It always happens, every couple months that I end up missing, and its usually around 5 or 10 after the switch that I remember. There’s nothing quite like that sense of dismay of missing one of the meh clicks! It always throws the whole next day off.
Not that important to me. I always want to see what’s meh, and I click to keep track of what I have seen, but I’m not heart-broken when I miss the click. I am a little disappointed when I miss the meh.
859/54/183
740 total meh button clicks
16 in a row
longest streak: 78
I guess I’m just not as dedicated/addicted as you all…
930 total meh button clicks
776 in a row
longest streak: 776
My nightly ritual is the following:
. . . sad . . .
@hammi99 At least Pokemon resets after seven days.
@hammi99 what level pokemon go?
@Yoda_Daenerys 33 almost 34
@hammi99 nice, you’ve spent some time playing
i am a level behind you
/image steelix
I have been mediocre 1000 days today but only have 951 clicks, 96 in a row, best record 120 days… obviously I have been a slacker some days and the meh eating bot got me multiple times…