Who is still perfect with Meh Button Clicks
21So thanks to @shawn, we now have profile pages, so we can see all sorts of cool info. And thanks to Meh's First Year Infographic, we also know who had perfect Meh streaks as of last year's anniversary.
So in an effort to occupy my mind with useless information, I wanted to delve deeper. Who is still perfect?
Well, on the infographic, we had 20 people who had a streak of 365. Now, this included Kickstarter backers AND people who weren't Kickstarters. With the Forum Profiles, now you can separate the two.
So, since the last roll call, here's who are still perfect since the site was launched.
Club 569 (Kickstarters who had the option to Meh on Day 0):
@BillLehecka
@carl669
@Collin1000
@fernikfurra
@gio
@mediobarkre
@medz
@metaphore
@PurplePawPrints
@Raider
@sassymango
@tinkertime
@Trillian
@WUZUP1998
Club 568 (Started on Day 1):
@atannir
@Calobi
@jsh139
@ninjaemilee
People who have had their streaks broken since July 2015.
@grandall (Kickstarter, clicked Meh button 568 times, so he may be in Club 568 and didn't click Day 0. Can't confirm.)
@RicoSuave
So yeah, we have possibly only lost one member in the Meh Obsessed Button Clicking Craze. That's crazy.
Wait, I'm crazy....
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I'm surprised there are still so many of us! @grandall may not have signed on yet to click today's face and may still have an intact streak.
I'm glad that I'm not alone in my obsessiveness!
Still here. Commited myself to one year of meh-clicking happiness, and then grew tired. I wanted the one year streak, so thank you for the shoutout. Love you Meh.
Yes, I've got 568 in a row. It's possible I didn't click Day 0. That was a while ago now so I don't remember if or why.
still perfection here. 569 clicks in a row. when i get to 669 clicks, i'm stopping and expect a giant prize. like a pallet of beef jerky or something.
@carl669 You'd more likely end up with a cow and a dehydrator.
@christinewas i'm not saying no to that either. cows are delicious!
@carl669 Agreed. If I had any hope of reaching precisely "was" clicks, I'd be happy to receive a cow, as well.
@christinewas w = 23, a = 1 and s = 19. so, you only need 23,119 clicks. hmm... maybe you should change your username in order to get that cow?
@carl669 @christinewas - Oh no! I'd have to reach emo clicks. Maybe I should stop clicking now?
Emo Kylo Ren
@carl669 happy 1000th anniversary carl669, did you stay true to word and stop clicking after 669? me thinks no
Yay! Someone said I'm almost perfect! I'm sure I'll mess it up one day and might even regret it. I almost missed it one time but checked at 11:30 PM and saved the streak.
I keep saying I'll write a script to try and click for me but I haven't done it yet...
I'm surprised there are so many of us left. I wonder who will be the last one standing?
@jsh139
Yeah, I'm sadly way back in club 563. I bet I'm still the top of staffers, though.
@dave - I'm not far behind you, guess I was slow on the uptake.
563 total meh button clicks
longest streak: 561
I have a plan, though. I'm furiously working on a time machine.
@KDemo
But if you do manage to create one, and you do go back in time to increase your meh button click, then you'll have a perfect record.
Once you have a perfect record, you'll have had no need to create a time machine in the first place, thus, you'll never have gone back in time to increase your click count.
Since you'll never have had gone back in time to fix your click count, you'll have to therefore create a time machine*
Way to go us! I feel really happy about this. Is that sad? I'm not sure, but I'm proud of it either way. Many thanks to my boyfriend who was a Kickstarter and told me about Meh. :D
I broke my streak at 499 a few days ago :-( didn't go through. not quite perfect 569, but still rough to miss 500 by one, and 550 total.
As of day 570 (including day 0), I am standing at 568 clicks (damn you moscow mule mugs! and whatever I missed the 2nd time)
Current streak 432, hopefully I don't mess up in 68 days like @alchymist did!
Hmmz - I only click the button when I think the product is really "meh". I guess I am doing it wrong?
@datruandi I think you're using it as intended; for when the deal or item is "meh". This way, they could know what item was most mediocre.
Unfortunately, they have people like me clicking it every day and skewing the stats.
@datruandi There's no right or wrong with the meh button. I've been here since day zero and my longest streak is a paltry 31 days.
@narfcake then why do we kinda celebrate steaks? ;) recognition for meh-ing truly awful offers would be something :)
@datruandi Well, why not? Steak is good!
Yep, I guess we are.
Where's the manual anyway?
So I'm at 567 total and 563 in a row. Been here since day 0, but in the first few days, I thought you were only supposed to click meh if you didn't buy the item. I've never forgiven myself...
I've outsourced my my clicks to a small company in India. In the event my "Auto Meh Clicker 3000" fails, it's only like a buck a day to have that safety net watching my back in India.
In other words, just give up now. I got this. I am The One.
@medz
@medz
Sigh.
561 total
342 longest (and current)
I have 556, but it should probably be more like 565. There were multiple times where I clicked the button and it didn't register for whatever reason. I think that issues with Google authentication are to blame.
The tie breaker for club 569 should be the one who has spent the less. The one person most sincere in their meh-ness clicking. Has anyone clicked Meh 569 times and never bought anything?
@cmrk3 Club 571 (As it is now...) has had everyone buy something. However, Apparently I've only made 17 orders, the least of the club. @sassymango has made 18 orders. Can't break down by price.
Huh. I thought for a while about spelling out the word "Meh" on the calendar with Meh faces, which would have taken 3 or 4 months and been really pointless, which is simultaneously the argument for and against. Sometimes mediocrity is actual ambivalence, and sometimes it's the equal, weakly opposing forces of two boring ideas. Do something stupid or do not, there is no Meh. Either way, I didn't do it, and I probably won't.
I've really never missed clicking the button but in the beginning i guess some didn't register.
565 total meh button clicks
471 in a row
longest streak: 471
I made it to 60. I'm ok with that.
Today was my 500th Meh face
I have 556 meh button clicks.
Do you think you would visit Meh. less regularly if they didn’t keep track of your click streak?
This question is directed at
/giphy no one in particular
@DMlivezey I think I would still try to see what product was being sold. If I saw it was something stupid via a twitter text message, I may not bother pulling up the actual site. Since it’s there, I have to go that extra step just so I can click the button.
Imperfection here. And damned proud of it.
700 clicks.
@carl669
@carl669
/giphy 700 dicks
@medz bag of dicks?
@carl669 @MrMark your hand is really small.
/ Phone browsing
528 out of 528, so perfect in a way.
So, let’s update this thread… Who is still perfect?
Club 854 (Kickstarters who had the option to Meh on Day 0):
@BillLehecka
@carl669
@Collin1000
@medz
@metaphore
@PurplePawPrints
@Raider
@tinkertime
@WUZUP1998
Club 853 (Started on Day 1):
@atannir
@Calobi
@ninjaemilee
People who might not have gone today so unsure of their streaks:
@fernikfurra (Day 0)
@grandall (Day 0)
ELIMINATED SINCE THIS LIST LAST UPDATED:
@gio (Day 0)
@mediobarkre (Day 0)
@sassymango (Day 0)
@Trillian (Day 0)
@jsh139 (Day 1)
@BillLehecka still perfect.
@BillLehecka
/giphy perfect streaker
@BillLehecka
@fernikfurra has 854 clicks. @grandall still has 853
@BillLehecka I worry that these updates may jinx me.
@BillLehecka I still haven’t written my peace-of-mind button-clicker script…
OK, I can confirm @grandall is out. So there are only 10 with a perfect streak from Day 0.
No, I’m still in, from Day 1:
854 total meh button clicks
854 in a row
longest streak: 854
@grandall But you’re a Kickstarter backer, which means you missed Day 0.
i don’t care
i used to care
then i missed a day
now,
/giphy endless loop
Well, some of us crossed into 4 digit territory! So we’re due for an update, aren’t we?
Club 1001 (Kickstarters who had the option to Meh on Day 0):
@BillLehecka
@Collin1000
@fernikfurra
@medz
@metaphore
@PurplePawPrints
@Raider
@tinkertime
Club 1000 (Started on Day 1):
@atannir
@grandall* (Day 0 Kickstarter, but didn’t click Day 0)
@ninjaemilee
ELIMINATED SINCE THIS LIST LAST UPDATED:
@carl669 (Day 0)
@WUZUP1998 (Day 0)
@Calobi (Day 1)
@BillLehecka After having a long year of working 365 hours of overtime and scheduled a vacation - My very first day of vacation…and I forgot to go to meh. So yeah, I’m out but it was fun while it lasted!
@BillLehecka This list needs an update. I believe we lost @fernikfurra , @grandall , and @metaphore from the list. So if I am correct, there are 8 people who, for some reason, have visited Meh.com at least once per 24 hours for the last 4 years.
I honestly can’t tell who has their streaks anymore because Mehrathons have kinda screwed that up. If we had a daily streak option in the profiles, I could do it.
@BillLehecka I have all but 2 days since day 0, 1325 days since my second and LAST failure.
I had my first failure when I took a cruise. It was all down hill from there.
Well, since we’ve lost the Meh Face Tracker, I wanted to look back here and see if we have any perfect streakers left. I don’t believe anyone has clicked EVERY Meh face (Thanks, Meh-rathons…), but @medz is close.
I’ll sort by Streak and Total Meh Clicks (Thanks for adding that, @dave!)
Club 1738 (Started on Day 0)
@medz (1971)
@BillLehecka (1955)
@Raider (1926)
@PurplePawPrints (1921)
@Collin1000 (1822)
Club 1737 (Started on Day 1):
@atannir (1957)
ELIMINATED SINCE THIS LIST LAST UPDATED:
@metaphore (Day 0)
@fernikfurra (Day 0)
@tinkertime (Day 0)
@grandall* (Day 0 Kickstarter, but didn’t click Day 0)
@ninjaemilee (Day 1)
@BillLehecka Thanks for the summary. I’m on my way to ultimate glory and soon I shall reap the rewards of my dedication.
Looking at meh-a-thons alone, there are plenty people with more than me. I really don’t know how they do it.
@BillLehecka I think us addicts need a support group.
@BillLehecka
@BillLehecka 1976 Meh clicks for me, even though I broke my streak a while ago. I feel slightly superior.