Happy Times (courtesy of the United Nations)

PlacidPenguin went on a bit of a rant said
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I don’t always agree with the UN, but they finally did something I’m happy about thanks to this email I received from one John P. Edward.

We wish to inform you that the United Nations U.N has authorized us to remit
to you a total amount of 9.500,000.00 USD One Million five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars. This amount is to be paid to you because of the fact
that you were selected as a beneficiary in the Last E-mail ballot promotion
Held in Porto Novo Capital of Benin Republic, By the United Nations
organization. This promotion is inline with the Social responsibility of the
United Nations Organization, which is held once Every year to change the
living
status of five 5lives around the Globe. This year, yourself and Four 4 other
people were randomly selected. On behalf of the United Nations Organization,
we wish to congratulate you formally.

Your draft Inheritance/Winning payment was paid out to us, by the United
Nations,And they have successfully succeeded in depositing your whole funds
with us Here at Africa development bank. They have now ordered us to take full
Responsibility in the transfer process of your funds and thus commence the
Immediate remittance of your funds to you.Be strongly informed that because Of
our Western Union transfer policy,your funds will be paid to you via our
Western Union Daily Transfer limit of $5,000.00 USD. This means that you will
Continuously receive a daily amount of $5,000.00 USD from us, and this amount
Can be collected from any of our numerous Western Union outlets in your
Current
location.

To begin receiving your daily payment as stated above, we need you to provide
Us with; Your Full Name, Address, and Phone Number. Upon receipt of the
Requested details, your first transaction will be activated and we shall then
Proceed to provide you with the Money Transfer Control Number MTCN for the
First installment and we will continue to email you others after 24 hours of
Receiving each payment. Contact Rev. Frank Morgan with this email:
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CONTACT HIM WITH YOUR FULL INFORMATION.

Full Name:--------
State:----------
City:-----------
Zip Code-------
Full Address:-------
Contact Phone:------

Try to indicate this code when contacting Western Union Management to avoid
any
mistake. Here is the code. (redacted)

Yours truly,
Mr.John P. Edward