Goat Day 2: No socks... Must be my fault.

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Welcome to day two of my journey as Meh's official scapegoat for the month of March. Every day, I will do a little write up about what it means to be a Meh Scapegoat and try to answer your questions in as poor of a manner as possible.

THE BLAMES

Surprising light amount of blames today. It must be because spring is almost near. And I mean, really, can you blame us for having a bit of spring fever? Even though I specifically said I didn't buy any of the cedar planks on March 1st, I still got blamed for the sellout by user @readnj. I also got blamed for Mediocre Sock lack of delivery by @bluedog.... Speaking of which.

I was supposed to receive my Mediocre Branded socks today, but unfortunately due to Mother Nature not agreeing with my stance of Spring Fever, they've been delayed until Wednesday. Nothing like delayed disappointment.

TODAY'S DEAL

JBL Pebbles.... They're a USB Speaker thing from the company that brings us Speaker Dock Friday. The brand name reminds me of the PEBL from Motorola. Remember those phones? What shit. Kids, this is what we had to go with before iPhones!!!! Look at these things...

Motorola PEBL

Hey @JasonToon, you could've lamented about phones before the preponderance of Smart Phones.

Today, their best use is to skip across a lake like an actual pebble. Useless.

THE FEED BAG

Today's feed bag question(s) come to us from user @dis_member:

"1. If you could have a goatly superpower, what would it be?

  1. If you could choose the next item to sell on Meh, what would you choose?"

One goatly superpower? Eyes like the fucking hypnotoad!

Hypnotoad

If you look closely, they resemble a goat.

You will do my bidding, if you are under my power, BLEAT FOR ME!!!!

Therefore, goats have mental powers! Half Life 3 confirmed!!!

And as for the next item to sell on Meh.... How about a nice smart watch? I mean, we're due for a liquidation with the Apple Watch coming like a freight train. Also, I'd love a really cool flux capacitor. Those are available right? It's 2015. Where's Doc Brown when you need him?

TODAY'S QUESTION

Now, my friends, I have a question for you: What was your favorite Cell Phone before the iPhone/Android wars. And if you show me that old man with the humongous Zack Morris Phone I will cut you.

Until tomorrow, BLEAT!