Goat Day 17 - Bidet
11I bought this bidet for the same reason as everything else I bought from meh - it’s something I’ve wanted, or wanted to try, and it’s cheap. I’ve never used a bidet before, and having tried it, I can’t imagine not having one. I even wonder why toilets don’t have them built in as a standard feature.
What more can I say? Buy a bidet!
/giphy European Pomeranian
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I get disappointed when a Wooter does NOT question why bidets get listed in their tools and garden section.
Life changing.
I bought one of the inexpensive ones also from wOOt (cold water), but is still under my bed
@mfladd stop being lazy and wash your ass!
@RiotDemon My recent colonoscopy says that my ass is perfect, thank you!
@mfladd @RiotDemon
/8ball colonoscomfladd!
Yes
@mfladd I challenge you to hook it up tomorrow.
@RiotDemon Will never happen. It’s way down on the list. Nothing gets done until the kitchen is entirely prepped and painted - including the textured ceiling Which means nothing may ever get done. I did work on it today though (a little).
@mfladd pffffftt. It will take ten minutes. Your ass will thank you.
@mfladd @RiotDemon Install it in your kitchen then.
@mfladd @RiotDemon It will take you 10 minutes, or less. Do it!
/giphy do it
Buying a cheap bidet what one of the best purchases of my life.
I have a hot and cold version, but the hot water line isn’t long enough, and I haven’t bothered to go get a hard line from the hardware store after BioBidet cancelled my extension order. Bastards, I’ve been chilling my rectum for fart too long!
@fuzzmanmatt
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I got 2 of the “better” version at the first offering, but never bothered to hook up the hot water. To be honest, I really haven’t needed it. It’s a little cool, but not pucker factor over 9000.
And like everyone else has said, life changing. Do you wash your hands with water or do you just wet a paper towel, rub it around, and then call them “clean”?
Get one, at least for your guest bathroom, the next time these come up. After they bring back the Meh Face Popsockets, of course.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/biobidet-goodbetterbest-bidet-bonzana
@mike808 I actually got the 3rd “best” Bidet (open-box, but never used) in a fuku. It does not require a hot water line, but does require a plug hookup. But it also requires an elongated toilet.
That I do not have and if I did I could be washing my hands in the sink without getting up from the toilet in my little bathroom. I need to post that thing on ebay or something. It has a crazy remote control with all of sort of massaging settings for ur arse.
@mfladd how much do you want for it?
@mfladd Let me know too.
@narfcake @RiotDemon I have that 2nd “better” model still NIB. Whisper a deal.
@mike808 I’m personally only looking for the “best” but thanks!
@narfcake @RiotDemon Hmmm…let me think on that one and get back to you. I wish I could use it, because all the ass settings are definitely intriguing. It also has a heated seat for those cold mornings!
Have any cool shit to trade?
@mfladd @mike808 I wonder if your Open Box bidet in your Fuku is the one I sent back after purchasing from MorningSave because I didn’t have an elongated toilet and the listing never mentioned that you needed one.
@BillLehecka @mike808 Haha…my thought was that someone ordered this and did not realize it needed an elongated toilet.
That or someone ordered it and the their wife said “you paid how much?” Noooo…send that shit back!
@mfladd no idea. @narfcake probably has better luck because of all the cool thrift finds he gets. Is there something specific you’re wanting? I don’t have any more old Halloween blow molds, lol
@mfladd @RiotDemon Not too much in cool finds recently unless an unworn TeeTurtle catshirt counts as a cool find.
They haven’t posted another for sale in a really long time… I’ve been keeping my eye out.
@Limewater That sounds painful. My eyes are much more comfortable when they in my eye sockets.
@narfcake Well yeah, but I want to clean the darn thing before I put it back in.
@Limewater @narfcake
@Limewater @mike808 @narfcake OMFG. Burn it with fire!!!