@Arsh I’ve got a POWER6 520 express in my garage rack running i, but I have a really hard time wrapping my brain around calling them iSeries thanks to my experiences with an “iSeries” laptop back in 2000. One of those junky Acer-made clunkers, wound up being serviced over 6 times for failing power circuitry and eventually dumped as a lemon.
If you think that this thread is one of the most absurd ones, then you obviously don’t look at the older threads.
(Although I could tell you some of the most absurd posts in various threads which I’ll never forget. Although I won’t, since context and names are important, and I can’t reveal the names for “reasons”.)
@TickledLizard
Are you speaking of recent threads, or older ones?
The infinite scroll view of threads, as opposed to at least the option of a paginated view, makes me even more mental than normal.
And if someone get goated, how is that person supposed to learn “goat etiquette” when it’s so difficult to view goat postings from the mists of hostorical times?
@TickledLizard
Yes. And wasn’t there a time even before those threads, when goats and scapegoats existed, but no dedicated blame threads had been created?
1 kg (most likely a placeholder) of fuko dissappointment to be shipped soon. If you time it right it will show up on Saturday while I am camping so I’ll have to wait an extra day to be let down.
Good things come to those who do good things, right! Just paying it forward!
So no gratitude is necessary.
I skipped some stuff at the top, but here’s the important part:
"Here’s the issue: "
"I forgot to notify you that everyone who scored a Fuko in the last 30 days has changed their shipping addresses. "
"All those persons are staying with me at the moment, so if you will just ship all the Fukos to my address, everyone will be as happy as a Rainbow Bouncy Unicorn!
"
"You can write me back at "
"I’m.loverly@asshole.com "
"Yours truly,
f00l "
(Meh receives message and says:)
"Run along and play. "
@f00l @everyone @hollboll
Did you all know that @hollboll would disbelieve, deny, and disallow a poor, insane, isolated, invalid, shut-in mental cripple?
Still processing mine too. These things must be so big they’re having problems getting them out the door.
A thought about the pallets. Do you guys of Meh check out Google maps street view before sending a pallet? Just to make sure they have a garage or driveway or stuff? Just curious.
Are thy actually trying to get them all to arrive next Wed? If so the closer to TX the later they will ship.
I hope I get plenty of TX air to smell the freedom! (in NY)
still processing…
What did you run out of disappointment? You can always ship us any disaster, mistakes, setbacks, errors, fiasco, misfortune you may have…
I have bad news guys, I can’t be with you anymore. My Fukobukuro 12 has officially shipped and is therefore no longer processing. Adios! Ciao! Auf Wiedersehen! Adeiu! So long and thanks for all the fish!
For the people with shipped orders, how far away from meh do you live? If their doing it as they were planning, they should be shipping the ones for people the further away?
I got a dead tablet with spatters of blue frosting, a happy days wall clock, an angry bird plush, and a Olive Oyl shaped piece of rubber. My last fuko had a similar smattering of trinkets and a dead foscam ip camera.
@rypeter The tablet I received started out very disappointing, but after charging for a day, doing a factory reset and clearing caches it seemed better. After the software update I did it’s down right tolerable. Oh, I also slathered it in hand sanitizer and wiped it. Hey, I wiped it with a cloth or something!?!?! Yup, both kinds of wipes.
Good luck!
Really? I got a live working tablet! A Precious Moments figurine (God Loveth a Cheerful Giver), a pair of “headsets” that are really just hairbands with a suction cup that holds your cell phone to your ear, and an iPhone 5 gel case. ! Chicago suburb here…
Still.
Update!!! Still processing.
Processing those orders like an AS/400.
@TellarHK we call those iSeries now. Still the same old As/400, but now with a name that makes them sound like an Apple product.
@Arsh I’ve got a POWER6 520 express in my garage rack running i, but I have a really hard time wrapping my brain around calling them iSeries thanks to my experiences with an “iSeries” laptop back in 2000. One of those junky Acer-made clunkers, wound up being serviced over 6 times for failing power circuitry and eventually dumped as a lemon.
@Arsh Yeah and probably more powerful than an apple product too!
/giphy zing
@TellarHK used to call them system 38’s
Another update!!! Still processing.
This is easily one of the most absurd threads ever posted to this forum.
I approve!
Edit: Oh… mine’s still processing BTW!
@jbartus
If you think that this thread is one of the most absurd ones, then you obviously don’t look at the older threads.
(Although I could tell you some of the most absurd posts in various threads which I’ll never forget. Although I won’t, since context and names are important, and I can’t reveal the names for “reasons”.)
@TickledLizard
Are you speaking of recent threads, or older ones?
The infinite scroll view of threads, as opposed to at least the option of a paginated view, makes me even more mental than normal.
And if someone get goated, how is that person supposed to learn “goat etiquette” when it’s so difficult to view goat postings from the mists of hostorical times?
@f00l
Are you referring to monthly goat blame threads?
@TickledLizard
Yes. And wasn’t there a time even before those threads, when goats and scapegoats existed, but no dedicated blame threads had been created?
Meh needs its own wiki.
@f00l
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Before Nov 15, 2015, I didn’t exactly fully study every part of the forum.
)
(If I would have, I probably never would have revealed myself
I already got mine. It was full of gold coins. Now I can finally go swimming in a vault full of gold coins
STILL processing…
/giphy eye-roll
$result = mysql_query(“SELECT DISTINCT order_status FROM meh_orders WHERE order_item=‘FUKOBUKURO 12: MORNING ADDITION’”);
while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {
echo “$row[0]”;
}
still.
Still Fucked.
Come on Meh. How long does it take to throw a pile of crap into some boxes? These should have been out the door at 4:10pm.
@kevin8er
That would obviate the “torture” aspect.
No go.
/giphy come on
/giphy hurry up
Spoiler alert, fukos aren’t shipping today or over the weekend.
/giphy cool your jets
@hollboll Way to spoil a good party.
/giphy party pooper
@Barney who knows, maybe it’s a red herring?
@hollboll Aw, you wouldn’t lie to us would you? Nah.
@Barney
Would they lie to you, baby?
@f00l Where’s the purple? Focus.
@hollboll @f00l @Barney
@TickledLizard That looks a little fishy to me.
@Barney
Found it.
There’s a whole second layer of humor when you realize that these are lures.
@Barney
@TickledLizard
/giphy "focus purple"
I didn’t get one. Hit buy within seconds and was too bloody fekking late (can I say fekking here?)
/giphy so stfu
@Cerridwyn you can even say fuck… but I think you want to post this thought in this thread:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fukobukuro-12-morning-aggravation-thread-un-official
next time you should pay more careful attention to the 15 similarly named threads!!!
Mine has shipped!!! Whoop oh wait, totally lyingn
@ChosenZero good… cause you would want to have posted that in this thread:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fukobukuro-12-morning-addition-shipping-thread-official
get it together geez
not convinced i actually got one until i see the box
Still.
Still.
@thismyusername
“Be Still! Quit whining!”
/giphy still
My cheerful-tough-sweater is still processing…
/giphy "Will today be the day?"
Weekend’s over. Where’s my Fuko? Get busy!
Mine is still processing, but they created the shipping label today (according to MyFedEx). So, they should be shipping soon!
@jsh139 Mine too. Used the reference #.
@Mehrocco_Mole I got mine this way. But I guess that means I won’t be getting a pallet full of amusing trash :’(
@ELUNO Not necessarily. When I got a pallet of trip glasses I also got a regular Fuko box.
@jsh139 My hope for trash is sky high again.
Still
1 kg (most likely a placeholder) of fuko dissappointment to be shipped soon. If you time it right it will show up on Saturday while I am camping so I’ll have to wait an extra day to be let down.
Sent a note to CS.
Good things come to those who do good things, right! Just paying it forward!
So no gratitude is necessary.
I skipped some stuff at the top, but here’s the important part:
"Here’s the issue: "
"I forgot to notify you that everyone who scored a Fuko in the last 30 days has changed their shipping addresses. "
"All those persons are staying with me at the moment, so if you will just ship all the Fukos to my address, everyone will be as happy as a Rainbow Bouncy Unicorn!
"You can write me back at "
"I’m.loverly@asshole.com "
"Yours truly,
f00l "
(Meh receives message and says:)
"Run along and play. "
@f00l
@everyone
@hollboll
Did you all know that @hollboll would disbelieve, deny, and disallow a poor, insane, isolated, invalid, shut-in mental cripple?
/giphy kick me again
Tracked with FedEx by reference, and the label has been created!
It’s says 2.2 lbs. Is that a placeholder?
I was hoping to get the fuko BEFORE my birthday Monday, but I guess THAT’S not happening. Still processing.
@BillLehecka
“I was hoping to get the fuko …”
Meh-ness awaits.
Sorry guys, I know I am late on my update, but you can rest easily now. My order is still processing.
End of update.
Still processing mine too. These things must be so big they’re having problems getting them out the door.
A thought about the pallets. Do you guys of Meh check out Google maps street view before sending a pallet? Just to make sure they have a garage or driveway or stuff? Just curious.
Still processing, fedex also reports label created, 1kgs.
I assume that it’s a carbon fiber pallet of bagged air?
@hanzov69 how are you checking fedex? I do not see a reference number.
@musicman For reference number, use the order number from meh (something-something-else)
@hanzov69 and do I put that into fedex.com?
@musicman Yup, go to https://www.fedex.com/apps/fedextrack/?action=altref&cntry_code=us&freight=yes
put in the meh order # (order name?), fill out country and zip, and it should find it.
@hanzov69 you rock dude, thanks.
Mine is no longer processing… IT’S SHIPPED!
(I must be in the wrong thread…)
expected delivery is 9/28.
Weight is still 2.2 pounds…meh.
Still processing:
/image merciful ravishing eye
@looseneck Two in a row for you? Woohoo!
@Barney Two ever and two in a row - my luck is changing!
It has now been a full week plus a hour and still in processing. At this rate the disappoint might be here just in time for Christmas 2017
Mine is still processing as well. I wonder if shipments are being sent in the order of successful clicks.
Are thy actually trying to get them all to arrive next Wed? If so the closer to TX the later they will ship.
I hope I get plenty of TX air to smell the freedom! (in NY)
still processing…
What did you run out of disappointment? You can always ship us any disaster, mistakes, setbacks, errors, fiasco, misfortune you may have…
Dear meh,
I am going on a hunger strike until you ship my order.
Thanks,
-ELUNO
@ELUNO Can I have your donut?
/giphy donuts
@sammydog01 No one has ever taken my donut before…
Please… go ahead…
Mine shows as processing still, but Fedex shows a label was created on Monday.
Maybe it’ll ship by next Monday!?
@capguncowboy Christmas day will be the day we finally see our fukos.
@ELUNO
Not such a bad thing, all in all.
Since the USPS, Fedex, and UPS would only be doing emergency deliveries that day, perhaps the chosen delivery method would be “interesting”.
/image “flying reindeer”
@f00l I’ll have my reindeer feed ready!
Unless…
/image “flying goats”
I’ll have my goat feed ready!
@ELUNO I think that goat is a sheep, too.
/giphy "masquerade goat"
SHIPPED!!!
IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!
Still processing.
I have bad news guys, I can’t be with you anymore. My Fukobukuro 12 has officially shipped and is therefore no longer processing. Adios! Ciao! Auf Wiedersehen! Adeiu! So long and thanks for all the fish!
@jbartus noooooo! I’ll miss youuuu!
/giphy my heart will go on
For the people with shipped orders, how far away from meh do you live? If their doing it as they were planning, they should be shipping the ones for people the further away?
still processing
I’m in Utah
Arrived at Fedex yesterday, departed today, and says i could get it by friday 30th. MD destination.
/giphy mic drop
I got a dead tablet with spatters of blue frosting, a happy days wall clock, an angry bird plush, and a Olive Oyl shaped piece of rubber. My last fuko had a similar smattering of trinkets and a dead foscam ip camera.
beginning to think this was a sincere warning
@rypeter The tablet I received started out very disappointing, but after charging for a day, doing a factory reset and clearing caches it seemed better. After the software update I did it’s down right tolerable. Oh, I also slathered it in hand sanitizer and wiped it. Hey, I wiped it with a cloth or something!?!?! Yup, both kinds of wipes.
Good luck!
Really? I got a live working tablet! A Precious Moments figurine (God Loveth a Cheerful Giver), a pair of “headsets” that are really just hairbands with a suction cup that holds your cell phone to your ear, and an iPhone 5 gel case. ! Chicago suburb here…