Fuck-You-Buckaroo Box - my parting goat gift to You!

shahnm posted some pics said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 10:01pm ET

I have been fortunate enough to capture a lot of Fuko/Fuku bags and BOCs over the years. I have a growing pile of stuff, from these bags as well as from random impulse buys here and elsewhere, and want to move some of it. If you want a shot at winning a box of my crap - my Fuck-You-Buckaroo Box - then post something below.

I’m not yet sure what I’m going to put in the box. I promise that it will not be a wastebasket for things that are broken, expired, or slowly festering. The stuff in there may or may not be useful, and I’m not taking any requests. However, it will be new, intact, and (presumably) in working order when it goes into the box. Maybe the winner will find something of use. Or amusement. Or at any rate it won’t be my problem anymore…

Some ground rules:

This shenanigan has to be ok with the Meh powers-that-be. I didn’t ask anyone, so if they shut it down, blame… me I guess. I’m still the goat.
To be in the running to receive your very own Fuck-You-Buckaroo Box, simply post a reply in this topic.
Funny, interesting, thought-provoking, confusing, or frankly offensive posts will be appreciated, but will not increase your chance of winning.
No matter how many times you post, you get only one entry.
At the end of the entry period, whenever that is, I will write each individual poster’s name on a slip of paper, and then select one… er… winner.
The winner has to be ok with providing (whispering) his, her, xer, or {pronoun of choice} contact information, so that I can actually get you the box. If you want to maintain your anonymity, then move on and find a different topic to post in. I have dozens of them available if you really insist on posting in one of mine…
This is free to the “winner”. Nothing is expected in return. I’ll pay shipping to anywhere in the continental 48 states.
Why am I doing this? I don’t know. Shut up.
Don’t expect wonderful joy and happy fun times when you receive this box. It won’t completely suck, but it will probably suck enough that you should keep your expectations in check.

Thanks for being such an awesome community! I hope whoever gets the box finds it to be as Meh as Meh can be…

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lichme said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 10:09pm ET:

Bath

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  Every time I see the word “bath”, I think of TTM.
  
  I dunno why. I should probably get that checked out.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 10:11pm ET
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Barney said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 10:10pm ET:

I love purple.

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Pavlov said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 10:30pm ET:

Fucker.

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dave said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 10:35pm ET:

As far as #1’s concerned, I’m good with this. One rule: no writing into Meh Customer Support about this!

(I don’t mean for this to count as an entry, please don’t send me anything!)

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  (I don’t mean for this to count as an entry, please don’t send me anything!)
  
  I don’t know… I hear that toilet paper is in season and is good this time of year.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 10:43pm ET
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narfcake said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 10:44pm ET:

/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/ok-life-you-win

Ok Life. You Win.
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New

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mfladd said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:01pm ET:

You have been “fortunate” enough to have scored “many” fukos and boc’s in the past? My indifference to this slightly had it’s jimmies rustled.

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  IT’S SPELLED (AND PRONOUNCED) SPRINKLES!!!
  
  PlacidPenguin said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:05pm ET
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- @mfladd You strike me as more of a sprinkles type.
  
  shahnm said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:06pm ET
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- @shahnm Take it back, or I will place batteries in you in such a way that the sun will shine for a very long time.
  
  mfladd said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:14pm ET
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  mfladd said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:15pm ET
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  I’ll rustle who or what I want to rustle.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:31pm ET
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- @mfladd Don’t tease me!
  
  shahnm said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:41pm ET
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- @PlacidPenguin
  
  mfladd said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:42pm ET
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- @mfladd
  
  PlacidPenguin said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:49pm ET
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- @PlacidPenguin looks like a fun day
  
  Seeds said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:59pm ET
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- @mfladd Her name isn’t @kittyjimmies for a reason! @kittysprinkles damnit!
  
  cinoclav said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:25pm ET
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somf69 said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:05pm ET:

/giphy showoff

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speediedelivery said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:30pm ET:

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- @speediedelivery this looks so similar to my cat!
  
  Seeds said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:06pm ET
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- @Seeds @speediedelivery Yay black kitties!
  /wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-new-good-luck
  
  The New Good Luck
  Price: $19.00
  Condition: Probably New
  
  narfcake said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 3:58pm ET
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- @Seeds Love the picture I will try to remember to get my brat to pose nice this fall.
  
  speediedelivery said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:12pm ET
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- @speediedelivery Thanks Post it if you manage! They’re not always the most cooperative creatures.
  
  Seeds said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:42pm ET
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- @Seeds That’s an understatement. She can be bribed with toys and catnip though. She is a very affectionate cat, currently sacked out on my lap…
  
  speediedelivery said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 10:19pm ET
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- @speediedelivery so cute
  
  Seeds said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 11:41pm ET
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rileyper said Mon, Apr 23rd 2018 at 11:59pm ET:

/giphy Game-On

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smigit2002 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:01am ET:

Do I even WANT to win this?
/giphy suspicious

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- @smigit2002 No.
  
  shahnm said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:02am ET
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  /giphy I dooooo
  
  moonhat said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:04am ET
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MrGlass said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:02am ET:

/giphy bonzai

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moonhat said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:03am ET:

your surprise box sounds especially desirable…
/giphy intriguing box

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RdiPr said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:03am ET:

/giphy grohl

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alacrity said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:04am ET:

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peaceetc said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:04am ET:

I tried to be funny, interesting, thought-provoking, confusing, or frankly offensive, but no dice.

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  I find that to be offensive to those who yearn for offensiveness.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:09am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Your offense at my attempt at being offensive offends me.
  
  peaceetc said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:24am ET
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Pony said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:05am ET:

Oh, shit- but I’m moving soon. I’m supposed to be getting rid of stuff, not getting more.
but…
but… stuuuuff!
Fuckit. I’m in.

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  “stuff”
  
  phendrick said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:30am ET
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- @phendrick That’s exactly what I think of whenever I talk about having too much stuff.
  
  Pony said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:42am ET
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mongoosejoe said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:06am ET:

Why not i can do dispose of your unwanted treasures!

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saiteron said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:07am ET:

/giphy rolling

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dijit27 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:08am ET:

Alright, I’m in! How can I not be? Oh right, I could never respond to this thread. But I already wrote this, so it is too late now.

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TexDragonSlayer said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:18am ET:

You can pin the tail on this

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sassymango said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:21am ET:

not feeling creative tonite but, I’m in

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luvche21 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:25am ET:

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- For some reason my images and gifs never ever work lately. Here goes trying it again
  
  luvche21 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:28am ET
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- And again. No idea why this doesn’t work, I’ve done this plenty of times
  
  luvche21 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:28am ET
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  You have to remove the s from https.
  
  https://meh.com/forum/topics/imagesgifs-help-a-goat-out
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:32am ET
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therealjrn said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:30am ET:

/giphy a response

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tartanknickers said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:31am ET:

I seem to be the only person I know who’s calmed by this guy. Everyone else says he’s creepy.

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  shahnm said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:34am ET
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- @tartanknickers do you also like that one about the god of the ants?
  
  edit: this one
  
  Seeds said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:25pm ET
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djslack said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:35am ET:

/giphy what’s in the box?!?!?

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  daveinwarsh said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:40am ET
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- @daveinwarsh it says vegetarian, so there is no goat in that at all!
  /giphy shenanigans
  
  djslack said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:42am ET
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- @djslack The super horny goats inside the box are vegetarian.
  No shenanigans here!
  
  daveinwarsh said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 10:43am ET
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chellemonkey said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:46am ET:

Sure, you can send me stuff.

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Kidsandliz said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 12:52am ET:

We get a goat in a box. Right?

Oh wait… This?

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  I… uh… think you’re gonna get goats…?
  
  Am I doing this wrong?
  
  shahnm said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:39am ET
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- @shahnm Send me the box and I’ll let you know.
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:42am ET
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Ark_kun said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:54am ET:

Ё

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ruouttaurmind said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:56am ET:

Buckaroo!

Jeff Goldblum looks about 12 in this film, innit.

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sarahsandroid said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 2:03am ET:

A NY sheriff patrolling the Albany airport upholds Constitution. Airport employee trys to bully 2 people handing out flyers about your rights versus the TSA scanning.

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nil said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 2:32am ET:

Ugh, I guess

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tnhillbillygal said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 4:33am ET:

/giphy sounds like a good time

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unmlobo300 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 5:02am ET:

I got enough crap.

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RiotDemon said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 5:52am ET:

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2many2no said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 6:33am ET:

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jalopatin said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 6:52am ET:

in for more trash!

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aetris said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 7:15am ET:

I seriously don’t need to receive more crap but I too’d love to get rid of some! I too promise not to send anything broken, festering, alive, or explosive (can’t promise against expiring, there WILL be candy corn.) Expect a box containing but not limited to fidget spinners, meat thermometers, collapsible cups, and yes, Prince Xizor. All items guaranteed unused! (Except his highness, the dog chewed him a little.) Anyone interested? Whisper me an address…

The “winner” will be the address that costs least to mail to! There ought to be some reward for creativity of reveal-thread too - maybe additional crap?

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- @kidsandliz - To be honest, “least cost” should probably have read “least effort” - if I have to try to guess WHERE in say the SE portion of a state someone lives, the winner is more likely to be the person who provides me with an ACTUAL ADDRESS - so to cut to what chase there is, I’m leaning in @support 's direction…
  
  aetris said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:05am ET
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- @aetris I’m in. The kids also like opening boxes. AND…Prince Xizor!
  
  mfladd said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:15am ET
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- Well, I think that’s enough contestants for THIS box - all other contenders must now post to @shanm. Good “luck”!
  
  aetris said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:19am ET
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- @aetris It’d be an amusing irony if you win my box…
  
  shahnm said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:27am ET
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- @shahnm - Oh, you’re not getting MY address!!!
  
  aetris said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:59am ET
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- @aetris So am I in or out since I sent a message within your limit but only now gave you my address as I had been thinking cheapest is closest and nothing is close here - Not even decent grocery stores.
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:37am ET
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- @mfladd I got two, count 'em, two, Prince Xizors…interested?
  
  speediedelivery said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:15pm ET
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- @aetris and All: Received my package on Saturday and I tried to upload this comment but was having real bad internet connectivity so I’m posting the day after.
  
  I was surprised about how heavy it was. Came in at 5 pounds, 9.3 ounces. Was also shocked to see that you paid a whopping $15.10 to send it here. Wow, just wow. Postage is expensive.
  
  And this is a list of what was scored. Some things I don’t know what they are so I hope the community here can help me identify them:
  
  Opening the box, it was very well packed. No need for any packing materials because it was filled all the way to the top.
  
  Taking out the bag, I noticed that it was a gift bag. So cool. Everything was packed in a gift bag that I can reuse.
  
  Inside the bag was a book “The Eve to Believe.” Although I personally don’t celebrate Christmas, the spouse does and I will regift it to one of the family members with Children.
  
  A Wireless Bluetooth Receiver and Adapter.
  
  A Silvercrest Fitness Tracker.
  
  A Samsung S7 wallet case. Surprisingly, it fits the S7 Edge that I have too. How did you know I had that phone?
  
  Two ChefPals. One for Pork and one for Chicken. They both alarm at 160 degrees. This completes my collection because I thought I have a Cow one in the house but I looked all over the place and cannot find it. I know it’s here somewhere and I’ll locate it one day.
  
  A Starwars figure. Not sure who this is so I’m assuming he’s from the Last Jedi movie since that’s the only one I haven’t seen yet. I have the DVD of the movie already but lent it to a friend so I have to wait until I get it back before I watch it.
  
  Two fidget spinners.
  
  Of course the candy corn that we all knew would be included.
  
  Two small toys that I cannot figure out what they are. If anyone knows what these are, please let me know.
  
  A book about French Impressionists Paintings.
  
  Cute giraffe wooden toy.
  
  Old cordless phone style battery.
  
  Two candles from Yankee Candle.
  
  Bar of Jasmine Soap.
  
  Screwdriver with multiple heads. I played with this for a long time. It is neat. You can replace the tips by rotating the revolver and then pulling it down. The new tip goes in. Just push the revolver thing back and the tip goes into that clear plastic container again. I have never seen one of these before and this is definitely going into my toolbox.
  
  Leather belt.
  
  Some sort of treasure chest with random items in it. Don’t know what this is. Is it from a movie or game or something? Anyone know?
  
  Two hard plastic molds for something. Look like ice cube trays but seem too small for that. Either they are whales or other types of fish. Anyone know what these are? There are some crumbs in some of the molds so I assume they are for making goldfish crackers or something weird like that.
  
  And now a picture of the entire contents of the box with everything together.
  
  Thank you to @aetris for proving such great items in an adhoc-fuku. The quantity of items and weight was definitely unexpected.
  
  support said Sun, Apr 29th 2018 at 9:19am ET
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- @support - I got a bit carried away. Luckily the post office carried it all away. Unluckily, they charge for that sort of thing!!!
  
  Aaaand I forgot the collapsible cups…
  
  aetris said Sun, Apr 29th 2018 at 3:24pm ET
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- @kidzandliz, yours is supposed to arrive tomorrow, but will not be such a variety, sorry! Postage is a bit more than expected!
  
  aetris said Sun, Apr 29th 2018 at 3:30pm ET
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- @support those look like helicopter toys. You shoot them straight up with the rubber band and then they twirl back down.
  
  djslack said Sun, Apr 29th 2018 at 3:33pm ET
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- @djslack thanks. It was all written in either Japanese or Chinese so I didn’t know.
  
  support said Sun, Apr 29th 2018 at 5:14pm ET
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- @aetris Hi. Actually it came yesterday but I have been busy writing final exams and grading papers (finals start Monday and I am giving one at 8… Am at work right now. Will try to photograph and upload tonight. Sorry I didn’t post yesterday. Too tired when I got home yesterday and I was trying to figure out who this was from. I have been exhausted and forgot, temporarily, about this which is why I was baffled - poor halp support - hey @thumperchick there are a couple of emails from me including one canceling the help request once it belatedly dawned on me what this was all about. Finally figured out it was from you. THANKS!!!
  
  Kidsandliz said Sun, Apr 29th 2018 at 8:38pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz @Thumperchick - No worries, no hurries! Keep throwing those papers down the stairs and leave the reveal 'til later.
  
  I mean the fukyu reveal - the kids can wait!
  
  aetris said Sun, Apr 29th 2018 at 8:53pm ET
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- My box from @aetris came the other day but as it is finals week and I am loosing my mind (at least I used to have one) it has taken me a while to even remember to take photos. Here is what I was sent:
  
  First the box:
  
  and it turns out that was what was in it in addition to a couple of other things:
  
  Yes those are chocolate covered pretzels - I presume expired, or close to it, from one of the earlier meh sales
  
  Two wood spoons
  
  A 12 days of christmas that mentions 2 turtle doves and I did 2 spinners spinning for that video
  
  And then the big item of an immersion cooker. I’ll have to read up on how one uses them. I am presuming these are a “more legal” version of the little electric coil we’d put in cups in dorm rooms while trying to hide from the RA who’d then confiscate it since they were presumed fire hazards. This looks like a major upgrade from those dinky things.
  
  THANKS!!! This was so nice of you!
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, May 1st 2018 at 9:35pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz - You’re very welcome! Best wishes, and I’m sure you’ll find your mind once you’re free from those students!
  
  Oh and uh yeah, those are from the edible arrangements box - but do pretzels ever REALLY expire?
  
  aetris said Wed, May 2nd 2018 at 7:14am ET
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- @aetris No I don’t think they ever expire. They just turn to cement however those under 6 likely will still eat them. Oh wait. They then turn into teething rings - and then are eventually spit softened enough for same said child to eat them.
  
  Oh, giving the first of the finals at 8am this morning. Students in my office all day yesterday wanting to know about extra credit - yah know, say 200 points of extra credit…
  
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- @Kidsandliz - Just link the words “extra credit” to “Fuko box” somehow!
  
  aetris said Wed, May 2nd 2018 at 9:10am ET
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- @support - Just fyi - no idea what those whale molds were for/from (unused BY US, long forgotten by the parental units) - the little treasure box is from a pirate Halloween kit - the rubber balls, instant buttons, commemorative coin, and plastic rodent inside are completely unrelated - pretty sure the baseball belt is NOT leather but is very stretchy - didn’t realize that giraffe was quite so beat, but makes a nice variation for fidget spinners - djslack called it on the helicopter shooters - enjoy!
  
  aetris said Wed, May 2nd 2018 at 9:25am ET
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- @aetris Thank you very much for the extra information. Those whale molds are interesting. They are hard plastic so anything you put into them would be hard to extract. Still curious about those.
  
  That giraffe is cute. Sure it has some scratches on it but that adds to the character. It would be hard to see scratches except for the closeup shot I took with the camera. I’m putting it on my fireplace mantel.
  
  support said Wed, May 2nd 2018 at 9:44am ET
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- @aetris What and then fill the box with fuko U (that would be a pun ), You should have thought of doing the work back starting Jan 10th? Sigh. I mostly teach graduating seniors in the term they graduate. That is exhausting trying to keep them motivated enough to pass. I’d almost rather teach freshmen with ACT scores of 10 (and yes we have a bunch of those here - open admissions).
  
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support said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 7:24am ET:

I’m in. Could always add to my hoarder tendencies with more crap.

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kodojr3 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:21am ET:

My cats and children would love another box

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madmatt2112 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:32am ET:

I’ll take your shit. Preferably not literally but I’m a resourceful guy and could find something to do with it.

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suzzysnet said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:34am ET:

Eh, ok, I like crap.

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kykazaa said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:39am ET:

Professional hoarders need not apply

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- @kykazaa I think maybe you misunderstand the phrase “professional hoarders”…
  
  shahnm said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 9:56am ET
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Seeds said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:49am ET:

this song is still stuck in my head.
/youtube in all my dreams I drown

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Cerridwyn said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 9:09am ET:

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- @Cerridwyn @shahnm
  /wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/coffee-levels-critical
  
  Coffee Levels Critical
  Price: $19.00
  Condition: New
  
  /wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/coffee-recharge
  
  Coffee Recharge
  Price: $19.00
  Condition: Probably New
  
  narfcake said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 3:41pm ET
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amehzinggrace said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 9:17am ET:

who can resist…

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medz said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 9:27am ET:

/giphy in for 3

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BobAbbott said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 9:45am ET:

I have four dogs and five cats. My car looks like a dryer lint trap.

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- @BobAbbott You could gather the fur and make yarn, then knit a rug for your car out of that…
  /image dog and cat car rug
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:39am ET
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- @BobAbbott Hmm well not what I was looking for but that might help you gather fur for yarn.
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:40am ET
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regarkecurb said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 9:47am ET:

I was thinking about having a yard sale to really “fit in” in my local community…alas, all my shit is just that…shit. However, if you feel the need to assist me in adding more shit to my shit filled yard sale, all while helping me to “fit” into my Truman Show style neighborhood…and allow me to make a minuscule profit…be my guest

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rtjhnstn said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 10:27am ET:

Howdy Fucking Doo.

OK, I’m in. It’s still better odds than an Amazon give-aways.

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- @rtjhnstn There are actual winners of Amazon giveaways? I was figuring what they were really gathering is data on us to sell/use.
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:40am ET
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- @Kidsandliz I think there are imaginary give-aways in the same way there are imaginary numbers. In a theoretical basis.
  
  rtjhnstn said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 7:10pm ET
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zanzalawi said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 10:49am ET:

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dzieciom said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:27am ET:

/giphy goat something

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Ozzie2191 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:35am ET:

“something below.”

/giphy following directions

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joedel263 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:40am ET:

/giphy secret string

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CaptAmehrican said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:18pm ET:

Could be fun , could be scary

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- @CaptAmehrican or it could be full of frostbitten batteries. Just sayin’
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:19pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @Kidsandliz Nope. The batteries are mine.
  
  shahnm said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 3:25pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz those coyld be scary fun
  
  CaptAmehrican said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 4:47pm ET
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cinoclav said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:29pm ET:

@shahnm Considering your wittiness and style of prose, I’d like to believe you have good taste in your selection of items to send along. On the other hand, I’m kind of hoping you really just do this to fuck with the winner.

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- @cinoclav I appreciate your comment, and do believe that my taste is at least tasteful, if not necessarily good. However, I will not let any of that influence what goes into the box…
  
  shahnm said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 3:27pm ET
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walarney said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:30pm ET:

This reply intentionally left blank.

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ELUNO said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 1:43pm ET:

Stop posting guys. I already won.

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ryanfoust519 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 2:02pm ET:

I almost won a BOC once, but then I didn’t. Meh. Send me ur shits, so I can be stocked up on re-gifts for the holidays.

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ice992 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 2:23pm ET:

Can’t ever seem to nab a fuko.
/giphy in

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llangley said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 2:30pm ET:

I’m in. Not that I need more shit either but goat shit is probably better than the shit I already have. PLUS I’M GETTING A NEW FREEZER delivery tomorrow so I will have a brand new home for your old batteries

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llangley said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 2:30pm ET:

/giphy goat batteries

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kevo152 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 3:17pm ET:

/giphy round uglies

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broomist said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 3:19pm ET:

Reminds me of a restaurant review I read… The food here is AWFUL - Thank GOD the portions are small! THAT is the kind of cleverness that gets ME a box of goodwill!

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Jason_971 said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 6:27pm ET:

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rtjhnstn said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 6:41pm ET:

I’m sure you are going to be blamed for this too.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/24/village-invaded-kashmiri-goats-bad-weather-drives-inland/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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- @rtjhnstn Indubitably.
  
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CosmicTwister said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 7:12pm ET:

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kc5rbq said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 7:52pm ET:

/giphy I Win!

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f00l said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:41pm ET:

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- @f00l
  
  PS. You have been an awesome Goat.
  
  Have some Jelly Bellies. Well-earned, I might add.
  
  /giphy jelly bellies
  
  f00l said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 9:01pm ET
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acwest said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:49pm ET:

There was once a meh email where with one of those Hyram song parodies wondering what the stuff sprayed onto the ceiling of gyms feels like (“I bet that it’s crunchy” he surmised). I happened to have a sample of the material sitting on my desk so I sent it to Meh.

I think they refused it and it’s been hanging out in the USPS system ever since.

Welp, that’s my story. The stuff is pretty crunchy.

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grimblegromble said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 8:49pm ET:

How can we be sure you aren’t implicating us in some sort of crime? I’d down either way if you need help disposing of your teflon products.

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ticklescratch said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:04pm ET:

/giphy manhattan-apartment-closet

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RavenSan said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:08pm ET:

Meh!

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EvilTuna said Tue, Apr 24th 2018 at 11:44pm ET:

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Pamela said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 12:56am ET:

What a nice idea.

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UncleVinny said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 1:43am ET:

@shahnm, aren’t you a sweetie! You and your filthy, filthy grill.

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- @UncleVinny All right. I admit it. It was me. I bought the grill cleaner kit. But you’ll never find the stuff. Never!!!
  
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- @shahnm @UncleVinny First sucker is right!
  
  mfladd said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 2:10am ET
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- @mfladd @shahnm first sucker…and the BEST!
  
  UncleVinny said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 2:14am ET
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- @shahnm @UncleVinny Probably won’t be able to find it as the batteries befriended it and hid it since it was going to die little by little as it was drained of it’s life blood while being worked to the bone… the batteries knew that as long as they stayed in the fridge they wouldn’t suffer the same fate. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day you opened that fridge and found them armed with spoiled left overs and turkey legs to battle for their lives and right to live forever, unmolested, in that fridge.
  
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shahnm said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 10:42pm ET:

Time’s running out. For no reason in particular, I think I’ll close this to new contestants at 11:59 PM EST on April 26th. Anyone who posts in this topic gets an entry, except for those snobby assholes who declined to participate because they are too good to take my crap.

As a bonus, the very last poster before midnight (the midnight that follows 11:59 PM on 4/26) will get an extra entry. Because I’m awesome.

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- @shahnm I anticipate this thread will be very busy.
  
  RiotDemon said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 11:25pm ET
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- @shahnm This thread is now locked. No further comments will be accepted.
  
  mfladd said Wed, Apr 25th 2018 at 11:58pm ET
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- @mfladd Nice try… heh heh heh…
  
  shahnm said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 12:08am ET
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- @shahnm but but but I already entered. Does this ban me from trying for the last comment extra entry?
  
  @mfladd if you need to find a locked thread I believe the goat archive/history thread is perpetually locked.
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 12:45am ET
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- @Kidsandliz @mfladd Nope. Whether or not you posted earlier, the very last poster before midnight gets a second entry. And as a bonus, my respect, which is worth much, much more…
  
  shahnm said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 12:59am ET
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- @shahnm 11:59PM EST is 10:59pm EDT, so I’m going to sneak in under that hour early wire and claim that glorious entry myself!
  
  /giphy muahahahaha
  
  djslack said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 1:20am ET
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- @djslack You may have spilled the beans on my evil trick, and now everyone will be rushing to do the same…
  
  shahnm said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 1:22am ET
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- @djslack @shahnm BRB writing bot
  
  lichme said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 1:26am ET
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- @shahnm I knew I should have kept my mouth shut!
  
  djslack said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 1:35am ET
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- @djslack @shahnm Umm I could post in Cambodian time - that would be 12 hours earlier… just sayin’.
  
  Oh wait. Oop. Just saw the specified time zone. So sad
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 8:06am ET
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- @djslack @Kidsandliz Technicalities…
  
  shahnm said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 9:21am ET
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communistjack said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 1:43am ET:

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Kawa said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 11:34pm ET:

This may or may not be the last post before midnight. It is, however, my first post in the thread.

/giphy minutes to midnight

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- @Kawa And just to be clear, yes, this is an entry (or two?!) for a Box of Stuff.
  
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Jason_971 said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 11:59pm ET:

Last post

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  shahnm said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 2:23pm ET
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  Jason_971 said Sat, Apr 28th 2018 at 7:55am ET
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support said Thu, Apr 26th 2018 at 11:59pm ET:

Here is my bonus entry

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- @support woo hoo. I got the last entry before midnight.
  
  support said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 12:02am ET
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- @support Yep - Congrats!
  
  shahnm said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 2:17pm ET
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DaveInSoCal said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 1:51am ET:

I’m posting because YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

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- @DaveInSoCal No one is trying to stop you. You can post all you want.
  
  shahnm said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 2:22pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 1:50pm ET:

Umm I was in bed asleep at the ~~witching~~ bonus hour because I was too tired. So I claim SNOWFLAKE and so this one is last.

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  shahnm said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 2:18pm ET
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- @shahnm Rules?! You didn’t previously specify the terms and conditions were subject to change at any time.
  /giphy there are no rules
  
  medz said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 2:28pm ET
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- @medz I’m a goat. What the fuck do I know?!?
  
  shahnm said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 2:30pm ET
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- @shahnm I have a solution to that:
  
  Or get your Lord and Master to get you into school this way:
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Apr 27th 2018 at 3:33pm ET
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festercluck said Sat, Apr 28th 2018 at 7:49am ET:

How about parodies of “mediocrebot is an asshole”?

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Kidsandliz said Sat, Apr 28th 2018 at 8:12am ET:

Hey - who won?

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  ruouttaurmind said Sat, Apr 28th 2018 at 10:26am ET
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- @Kidsandliz @ruouttaurmind I’ll try to process that this weekend. I’ll put up an update with the winner hopefully by Sunday night. Hopefully.
  
  When do I get around to packing up a box and subsequently getting it out? Anybody’s guess.
  
  Hey, you get what you pay for…
  
  shahnm said Sat, Apr 28th 2018 at 10:51am ET
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- @ruouttaurmind Well then @shahnm can cut you out of the list of potential winners. Right?
  
  Kidsandliz said Sat, Apr 28th 2018 at 12:08pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz @ruouttaurmind I aim to please!
  
  shahnm said Sat, Apr 28th 2018 at 12:34pm ET
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- @ruouttaurmind @shahnm Oh well in that case it would please me to win. Did I do that right? Hehehehehe
  
  Kidsandliz said Sat, Apr 28th 2018 at 2:15pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz @shahnm Bath!
  
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yaman said Sun, Apr 29th 2018 at 12:07am ET:

A ‘lot’ of fuko bags - how you managed to do that I guess I’ll never know!

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- @yaman If you ever scored even one, you’d call it a lot…
  
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jrwofuga said Mon, Apr 30th 2018 at 12:56pm ET:

No Georgia Red. . . for that alone, meh.

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blndfayth said Mon, Apr 30th 2018 at 1:45pm ET:

baaaaa~~~~~

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Panegyric said Mon, Apr 30th 2018 at 7:51pm ET:

wait… do I offer to do something ridiculous… is that how this works? I’ll make you a video of my tortoise playing pokemon go? lots of irrelevant and less popular things involved in that (except to me… cause Zoya is the most popular girl in this household … and the world really)

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- @Panegyric No, but I really want to see your video now.
  
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- @therealjrn Damn. Well… Since you asked I will make this happen anyway… cause its entertaining when she’s paying attention.
  
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Fuck-You-Buckaroo Box - my parting goat gift to You!

IT’S SPELLED (AND PRONOUNCED) SPRINKLES!!!