Fuck all you motherfucking fuckers!

f00l posted some pics said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 12:22pm ET

In honor of fucker @carl669!

And …

/giphy drumroll

The Fabulous FUCK COUNT!

https://meh.com/forum/topics/fun-fact#5ca817d371f1d7e27136b734

/giphy “fuck count”

25 comments, 45 replies
Comment

acrylic said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 12:36pm ET:

Holy crap I love you guys

13
- Reply
- Whisper
- @nommynoms <wondering exactly what kind of sketch is appropriate>
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 12:46pm ET
  - 9
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @cinoclav
  
  acrylic said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 1:01pm ET
  - 15
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @cinoclav @nommynoms I love that pen.
  
  jaybird said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 2:10pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @cinoclav @jaybird @nommynoms Yeah. Me too. VMP’s should be sent one or six or something since it has been ~~months~~ years since any presents.
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 10:12pm ET
  - 9
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @cinoclav @jaybird @Kidsandliz @nommynoms
  And we get charged fucking sales tax for no fucking reason every fucking month on VMP, and no fucking present to show for the sales tax charged and collected. It’s fucking bullfuckingshit I tell ya. Fuck @carl669.
  
  mike808 said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 10:56pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
carl669 said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 12:38pm ET:

15
- Reply
- Whisper
- @carl669
  
  heartny said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 11:31pm ET
  - 16
  - Reply
  - Whisper
Moose said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 12:45pm ET:

i don’t get it

4
- Reply
- Whisper
- @Moose
  
  /giphy Fuckers don’t never get nuttin’!
  
  f00l said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 1:32pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @f00l @Moose Wait, I’m confused now.
  I thought the whole point of being a fucker was to get nutted.
  /giphy get nutted
  
  2many2no said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 10:44pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @2many2no @Moose
  
  /giphy Nutters get nuttin’?
  
  f00l said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 12:07am ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
ThomasF said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 12:55pm ET:

9
- Reply
- Whisper
daveinwarsh said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 7:16pm ET:

6
- Reply
- Whisper
llangley said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 8:41pm ET:

Fuck this fucking shit

8
- Reply
- Whisper
Kidsandliz said Wed, Jun 26th 2019 at 10:15pm ET:

11
- Reply
- Whisper
MrHappypants said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 12:20am ET:

/giphy pretty well fucked

7
- Reply
- Whisper
mfladd said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 12:21am ET:

11
- Reply
- Whisper
tinamarie1974 said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 12:22am ET:

9
- Reply
- Whisper
tinamarie1974 said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 12:22am ET:

13
- Reply
- Whisper
- @tinamarie1974 You do know you have a sick mind. Right?
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 2:36pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kidsandliz um, that is why I fit in here…and I thought it was cute/funny
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 2:44pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @tinamarie1974 No… You are kidding. Right? Not you. You’re one of the “good” kids (smirk).
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 3:31pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kidsandliz good is subjective. how about kind and open minded
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 3:43pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @tinamarie1974 I think you just blew your own defense on another thread with that, umm… lemon or orange or whatever it is…(hehehe). Oh wait. Open mind. Would fit that. I think…
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 4:06pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kidsandliz I think it does and I have been outed on more than one thread here. I blame @mfladd! But still kind, right?!?! Just a little kinky
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 4:51pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @tinamarie1974
  OK OK OK Kind. There are you satisfied?
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 6:07pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kidsandliz
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 11:42pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @tinamarie1974
  angel my foot
  /giphy said while running away
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 11:58pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kidsandliz are you kidding I am adorable! Lol
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Jun 29th 2019 at 12:02am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
f00l said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 12:30am ET:

/youtube who are you live

4
- Reply
- Whisper
- @f00l That is fuckin’ awesome!
  
  2many2no said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 12:50am ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 12:50am ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
ohcoasterfreak said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 1:08pm ET:

Meh is so wonderfully insane. What would I do without… it… actually a lot. I would probably get a lot more done.

11
- Reply
- Whisper
KittySprinkles said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 1:23pm ET:

10
- Reply
- Whisper
- @KittySprinkles More effective without the bra.
  
  Kyser_Soze said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 12:26am ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kyser_Soze Hey man, this is a family joint, class it up a tad.
  
  KittySprinkles said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 1:11am ET
  - 7
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @KittySprinkles @Kyser_Soze Is this a family joint? If so this is for some fucked up families.
  
  ohcoasterfreak said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 10:55am ET
  - 5
  - Reply
  - Whisper
AZnatural1 said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 3:13pm ET:

To the fucker in the fiery orange Tacoma on the westbound 60 on Sunday, you fucking doosh. Did you not see my signal was on as I was coming over to the HOV lane? You could have been killed swerving into those jersey barriers and then semi…loosing control back into my lane. You almost pole vaulted me into the semi next to me…with your stupid jerk of your steering wheel. It’s 4 days later and I’m still missing a couple of beats in my heart rhythm thanks to your not paying attention and trying to pass me, when I was merging at 65 mph. Fucker!

6
- Reply
- Whisper
- @AZnatural1 be sure to blame the goat too
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 2:38pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
seodeveloping said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 3:59pm ET:

8
- Reply
- Whisper
lumpthar said Thu, Jun 27th 2019 at 9:04pm ET:

Just fuck right off. I don’t need this fucking shit. I’m taking fucking vacation next week and I’m not answering my fucking phone and there’s not a fucking thing any of you fuckers can do about it. I pay the fucking bill and I can fucking hang up anytime I fucking want. So go fuck yourselves and leave me the fuck out of your fucking shit.

6
- Reply
- Whisper
- @lumpthar Yeah…really say that to those fucks and when you get back you’ll get your last fuckin’ paycheck!
  
  Kyser_Soze said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 12:33am ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
mike808 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 12:40am ET:

What the fuck does it look like I’m doing, Karen?

6
- Reply
- Whisper
- @mike808 That was Bob, head of Atari’s research dept, and the main reason they fuckin’ failed!
  
  Kyser_Soze said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 12:51pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
heartny said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 1:55am ET:

Subtle, but effective.

6
- Reply
- Whisper
- @heartny Not sure “subtle” is the exact word you’re looking for. Sarcasm? Yeah, you’re probably just being sarcastic. Anyway, I need that tie.
  
  mehvid1 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 10:10am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @heartny @mehvid1 passive aggressive maybe?
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 10:22am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @heartny
  
  PhysAssist said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 4:14pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
mehbee said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 9:45am ET:

Since I’m a joiner and I like @carl669, I’m using my yearly fuck here… sorry honey!

I kid!

3
- Reply
- Whisper
panda317 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 11:56am ET:

6
- Reply
- Whisper
- @panda317 JFC
  
  cinoclav said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 1:31pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @cinoclav @panda317 Jesus Fingering Christ.
  
  yakkoTDI said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 1:51pm ET
  - 5
  - Reply
  - Whisper
shells said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 3:47pm ET:

My day just got fucking better after reading this thread. It’s 99° here in Tampa (feels like 106°). I’m completely wet from hauling my formerly nice suede couch cushions outside (one of them is an ottoman in the shape of an awkward giant flat kidney bean that weighs 40lbs).

Yes, both couch cushions because my dog felt it necessary to puke on all three cushions instead of the many rugs strewn about that are closer than the separated couches.

I’ve been gone all day doing massages. The hurl has obviously been sitting since this morning, soaking into many layers so that if I don’t clean it, then the only thing my seated guests and myself will smell …is ripe dog food with extra pungent undertone of bile.

So I wrestled these cushions outside while mosquitoes the size of dimes are swarming to come in my house but instead they settled on feasting on me in a loud collective hum of happiness as I spent the last half hour hosing off cushions in heat that can turn your brain into a puddle that leaks out your ears…

Anyways, guess what I yelled when I smelled and saw the heaps of hurl? Yep!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckiing Fuuuuuuck!!

Well gee golly meh folks, thanks for brightening my day with this thread (fa’realz) Shoutout to my homie, @mfladd (happy to know you’re still out here. I think of you sometimes whilst using my M Pillow xox)

8
- Reply
- Whisper
- @shells hope your doggie is ok. Be happy you have him/her
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 4:03pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @shells And BLAME the goat. That would be her ^^^
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 4:20pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kidsandliz @shells blame is not accepted. She has her doggie to love, she should be happy
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 4:27pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @shells @tinamarie1974
  /image it doesn’t work that way
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 5:00pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kidsandliz @shells what…phuf!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 5:02pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @shells @tinamarie1974 What??? CLEAN language on the FUCK thread??? ROTFLMAO
  /image now that is a travesty
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 5:19pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kidsandliz @shells huumm… ok then sorry but no fucking blame accepted. The goat sayeth…
  
  Better?? You
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jun 28th 2019 at 11:44pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
UncleVinny said Sat, Jun 29th 2019 at 1:42am ET:

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuck!

Is this in or out of the spirit of this confab?

5
- Reply
- Whisper
- @UncleVinny
  
  /giphy Let me validate your feelings.
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 29th 2019 at 2:35pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @f00l fucking thank you, fucking finally somebody validated my fucking fuck-post! I was awake all fuckin’ night worried that I fucked up.
  
  UncleVinny said Sat, Jun 29th 2019 at 2:48pm ET
  - 5
  - Reply
  - Whisper
f00l said Sun, Jun 30th 2019 at 10:59pm ET:

/end June

/initiate July

Fucking summer!

/giphy hot

3
- Reply
- Whisper
- @f00l fargin’ razzle-frazzle jim-jams! Gol-purty dang-mickle-tickle-tavishams! I declare, good gracious gravy on a hootenanny katzenjammer!
  
  UncleVinny said Tue, Jul 2nd 2019 at 1:40am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @f00l @UncleVinny word(z)
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Tue, Jul 2nd 2019 at 1:43am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
carl669 said Tue, Jul 2nd 2019 at 10:17am ET:

5
- Reply
- Whisper
- @carl669 this!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Tue, Jul 2nd 2019 at 11:05am ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @tinamarie1974 me too. it’s my go to jam when clients are annoying me.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Jul 2nd 2019 at 11:24am ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper