For you map lovers

katylava posted some pics said Thu, Jun 30th 2016 at 6:14pm ET

You whiney complainers whined and complained us into “fixing” our decorative map. It now represents quantity sold per capita.

Here’s a before/after for yesterday’s deal:

p.s. i don’t really think you’re whiney complainers

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RiotDemon said Thu, Jun 30th 2016 at 6:24pm ET:

Welp. I learned something by clicking all the links you had. I had no idea I could click on my state…

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Barney said Thu, Jun 30th 2016 at 6:28pm ET:

But I like being a whiney complainer. Waaah!

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PocketBrain said Thu, Jun 30th 2016 at 10:02pm ET:

Nifty! Note how North Dakota gained so much. Practically all six hundred North Dakotans bought something! Of course, I would prefer to see both maps side-by-side because, you know, infoporn.

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- @PocketBrain And NY lost soooo much!!!
  
  All those frakking people who aren’t buying shit from meh! Hmmm… wait… makes it easier for me to get shit, like fuku|os…
  
  er… Awesome!!!
  
  baqui63 said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 2:18pm ET
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mcanavino said Thu, Jun 30th 2016 at 10:25pm ET:

Could you display it per CAPTCHA?

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- @mcanavino They can’t because they are actually robots.
  
  Kidsandliz said Sun, Jul 3rd 2016 at 10:39am ET
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jbartus said Thu, Jun 30th 2016 at 10:32pm ET:

Real slick, nice job. It was informative to learn that you guys also break it down by county.

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- @jbartus At the county level it seems to only have two colors, rather than the gradient that the states have. /end whining
  
  fibrs86 said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 9:10am ET
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- @fibrs86 it has the same gradient… it’s just over the whole country also. you just need to find that one county in the country that blows the curve.
  
  katylava said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 10:59am ET
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- @fibrs86 for example, the one person that lives in this Montana county bought a set of knives today:
  
  katylava said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 11:10am ET
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- @katylava one person?
  
  jbartus said Sun, Jul 3rd 2016 at 1:01am ET
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- @katylava @jbartus
  
  jqubed said Sun, Jul 3rd 2016 at 4:00am ET
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vanslaterco said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 12:20am ET:

More globe than map

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Ignorant said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 12:38am ET:

Maybe people will stop complaining about California now.

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- @Ignorant HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  
  No.
  
  G1 said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 1:47am ET
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- @Ignorant nope, california still will be derided because it’s 3 hours behind the east coast
  
  dear meh. staff @shawn @katylava @mediocrebot, please allow purchasing to begin at 12 midnight local in all time zones, including fuko’s of course
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  Yoda_Daenerys said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 10:48am ET
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- @Ignorant Er…
  
  NO.
  
  California will continue to be a place that scares me.
  
  I much prefer being safe and sound here in NYC.
  
  Also, it appears that we might should start hating Oregon, Nevada, Nebraska, Virginia and for some reason, Wisconsin.
  
  baqui63 said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 2:19pm ET
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- @Yoda_Daenerys
  /giphy nope
  
  dashcloud said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 7:40pm ET
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- @Yoda_Daenerys
  
  nope, california still will be derided because it’s 3 hours behind the east coast
  
  I think you’re holding your map upside down . . .
  
  rpstrong said Sun, Jan 15th 2017 at 12:03pm ET
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- @rpstrong huh? up side wat?
  
  i think you have your calendar set 6 months behind
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Mon, Jan 16th 2017 at 12:49am ET
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DrunkCat said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 1:45pm ET:

New favorite meh-staffer.

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cinoclav said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 1:50pm ET:

Now let’s see both every day!

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dashcloud said Fri, Jul 1st 2016 at 7:40pm ET:

@katylava Can you do more fun stuff like this, and less terrifying stuff like sales tax?
/image sales tax

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sligett said Mon, Jul 25th 2016 at 7:49pm ET:

Oh that’s why/how I lit up Vermont so bright the other day. I hadn’t noticed this thread.

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carl669 said Tue, Jan 17th 2017 at 10:49am ET:

i made my own map. (open image in a new tab)

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- @carl669
  
  Google Maps needs you.
  
  Can you provide custom overlays a la carte? But more fucks.
  
  f00l said Tue, Jan 17th 2017 at 12:41pm ET
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- @f00l MS Paint is about as fancy as i get at the moment when dealing with maps.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Jan 17th 2017 at 12:54pm ET
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- @carl669 - Lucky Chicago. Washington misses you.
  
  kdemo said Tue, Jan 17th 2017 at 3:21pm ET
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- @KDemo i miss washington too! just not right now with all the crazy weather y’all are having.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Jan 17th 2017 at 3:30pm ET
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- @carl669 - It’s been crazy, probably snowed more than 10 times here, but never enough to stay more than a day or two.
  I’ll start warming it up now, in case you are thinking of coming back.
  
  kdemo said Tue, Jan 17th 2017 at 4:07pm ET
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