@madanthony We have too many stinky potheads crossing our parking lot to get to the dispensary that opened up nearby (at least they no longer try to park in our lot after probably nearly 100 were towed). The stench lingers; most of them are already smoking the crap as they walk back to their cars (across our lot). If we leave the windows open the stench comes inside.
@madanthony@werehatrack weed not legal in my state… But it still smells like weed everywhere.
I don’t have an objection to people doing light recreational drugs in their own home personally, I just wish edibles were more popular than smokables so I didn’t have to smell it because it’s awful…
@madanthony@OnionSoup@werehatrack Funniest thing (creepy in a way) was Missouri state troopers pulling me over; I had a big luggage carrier on the truck. They assumed I was hauling a bunch of bales from the legal West coast. When I opened the window there was a strong whiff of a new cat litter; I started using that morning and I hated it because the scent was so strong. The nice gentleman (officer, Sir!) said that the strong scent is often used by people trying to cover up scents from things that are legal in many nearby states. I said no, I generally don’t use the stuff and am just driving across the country with my cat.
@madanthony@OnionSoup@pmarin@werehatrack Way back when pot was completely illegal all over the US and people weren’t that familiar with it, my father was driving a bunch of my mother’s plants across several states. He got stopped because one highway cop thought the Schefflera elegantissima plant was weed. I’m not sure how he got out of that!
Here’s a neat Science trick for you FREE of charge! When you blow a candle out, put a match or lighter to the smoke trail and watch it re-light the candle!! WOW!! Science is cool man!!
@EvilSmoo “notes” are what is smells like. Top is what you smell first, then you get the other notes the more you smell it
Anything ‘floral’ will smell like a flower. Wood or moss will smell like a tree.
So New Home will smell like a spa, Four Twenty will smell like Bourbon Street in Naw’lins, and Home Office will smell like a beach.
@AaronLeeJohnson@IndifferentDude@Lynnerizer Yes, my father used to smoke a pipe in the evening sometimes. I remember a tobacco shop he used to go to. Can’t think of the tobacco name but think it had a nautical/sea theme. Would have been 1970s.
@AaronLeeJohnson@IndifferentDude@Lynnerizer I want to think of my father’s tobacco brand myself; I have been close so many times in last 24 hours. It’s almost there. Brain access works in difficult ways. Eventually I might have to resort to the net world. It is SO close it is driving me crazy.
/showme New Home Top Notes: Jasmine, Cedarwood Mid Notes: Lime, Sandalwood Base Notes: Oakmoss, Musk Four Twenty Top Notes: Bergamot, Cannabis Mid Notes: Patchouli, Cedarwood Base Notes: Sandalwood, Musk Home Office Top Notes: Fresh Air, Water Lilies, Amber Mid Notes: Oud, Cinnamon, Heliotrope Petals Base Notes: Patchouli, Guaiac Wood, Vanilla
@EvilSmoo Cool, you get your choice of the scent of limes, old stumps or both!
(And BTW, if you’ve never smelled an elk, well, it’s not a fragrance most would want in their home. )
They are actually nice candles. However, I ordered some from SideDeal (after ordering here the first time), and they arrived shattered due to poor packaging twice before they finally refunded me. I think the issue may have been made worse because I ordered several from SideDeal, and they smacked up against each other in the box (wrapped loosely in very thin bubble wrap).
Specs
Product: Homesick Natural Soy 13.75oz Candles
Model: HMS-01-FRT, HMS-01-HOF, HMS-01-NHM
Condition: New
New Home
Four Twenty
Home Office
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 7 - Wednesday, Apr 9
No vagina scented?
@yakkoTDI Supply chain issues.
@yakkoTDI In this economy?!
I don’t care if they’re homesick, I don’t want 'em here!!
/showme candles that stayed home sick from school and watching price is right
@mediocrebot Well, they are watching The Price Is Right on the TV that’s behind them!
How fitting, that’s exactly what you call losers who use “AI”.
@DrunkCat Drunk again?
@DrunkCat fight me
@DrunkCat You call them ‘How fitting’? That’s seems so strange.
@medz i bet you can’t use the slash command to generate ten ai slops in a row
/showme ten AI slops in a row
What the absolute f are these scents?
@shirlema I suspect you’re closer than I want to find out.
Well, I don’t need the 420 scent, my neighborhood already smells like weed.
@madanthony And most of the weed around these parts smells like skunk to me; no thenk yew!
@madanthony We have too many stinky potheads crossing our parking lot to get to the dispensary that opened up nearby (at least they no longer try to park in our lot after probably nearly 100 were towed). The stench lingers; most of them are already smoking the crap as they walk back to their cars (across our lot). If we leave the windows open the stench comes inside.
Stinking potheads.
@madanthony @werehatrack weed not legal in my state… But it still smells like weed everywhere.
I don’t have an objection to people doing light recreational drugs in their own home personally, I just wish edibles were more popular than smokables so I didn’t have to smell it because it’s awful…
@madanthony @OnionSoup @werehatrack Funniest thing (creepy in a way) was Missouri state troopers pulling me over; I had a big luggage carrier on the truck. They assumed I was hauling a bunch of bales from the legal West coast. When I opened the window there was a strong whiff of a new cat litter; I started using that morning and I hated it because the scent was so strong. The nice gentleman (officer, Sir!) said that the strong scent is often used by people trying to cover up scents from things that are legal in many nearby states. I said no, I generally don’t use the stuff and am just driving across the country with my cat.
@madanthony @OnionSoup @pmarin @werehatrack Way back when pot was completely illegal all over the US and people weren’t that familiar with it, my father was driving a bunch of my mother’s plants across several states. He got stopped because one highway cop thought the Schefflera elegantissima plant was weed. I’m not sure how he got out of that!
Here’s a neat Science trick for you FREE of charge! When you blow a candle out, put a match or lighter to the smoke trail and watch it re-light the candle!!
WOW!! Science is cool man!!
Yeah I have no idea what most of those things smell like. Or what “notes” are as relates to scent.
@EvilSmoo “notes” are what is smells like. Top is what you smell first, then you get the other notes the more you smell it
Anything ‘floral’ will smell like a flower. Wood or moss will smell like a tree.
So New Home will smell like a spa, Four Twenty will smell like Bourbon Street in Naw’lins, and Home Office will smell like a beach.
Four Twenty?
Personally, I’m a traditionalist and would much prefer Marlboro Lazyboy
@AaronLeeJohnson I like the smell of someone smoking a pipe with Cherry tobacco!
@AaronLeeJohnson @IndifferentDude
Yeah, me too! And, it also reminds me of my grandfather and the smell of his pipe!
@AaronLeeJohnson @IndifferentDude @Lynnerizer Yes, my father used to smoke a pipe in the evening sometimes. I remember a tobacco shop he used to go to. Can’t think of the tobacco name but think it had a nautical/sea theme. Would have been 1970s.
@AaronLeeJohnson @IndifferentDude @Lynnerizer I want to think of my father’s tobacco brand myself; I have been close so many times in last 24 hours. It’s almost there. Brain access works in difficult ways. Eventually I might have to resort to the net world. It is SO close it is driving me crazy.
@AaronLeeJohnson @IndifferentDude @pmarin
Ha, don’t you hate that!
/showme New Home Top Notes: Jasmine, Cedarwood Mid Notes: Lime, Sandalwood Base Notes: Oakmoss, Musk Four Twenty Top Notes: Bergamot, Cannabis Mid Notes: Patchouli, Cedarwood Base Notes: Sandalwood, Musk Home Office Top Notes: Fresh Air, Water Lilies, Amber Mid Notes: Oud, Cinnamon, Heliotrope Petals Base Notes: Patchouli, Guaiac Wood, Vanilla
@EvilSmoo I think you worked harder than the bot.
@EvilSmoo
That was a tall order, you’ve got a lot of faith!
@EvilSmoo Cool, you get your choice of the scent of limes, old stumps or both!
)
(And BTW, if you’ve never smelled an elk, well, it’s not a fragrance most would want in their home.
@EvilSmoo @macromeh wet wool would be a good scent. Also wet cat, though the cat might not enjoy it.
These are actually decent candles. It doesn’t seem prudent to make myself smell 420, but the other two are pleasant and they do seem long-lasting.
@joelmw
/showme indecent candles
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@mediocrebot oh, is that word on the bad list?
@mediocrebot @phendrick I think all of us on this site are on the bad list for something. That’s how we ended up here. “What are you in for?”
Yo no soy comprador.
What percent soy in the “soy wax blend”?
Anyone ever try to remove the labels? If they could be removed easily and not leave a residue, I’d grab these.
@meckmeck I was wondering the same thing! Or thinking about maybe covering it up!
@Lynnerizer
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
@Atomizer If only Dril shopped at Meh
/showme daunting-distasteful-berry
@mediocrebot Lately my feeling of disarcining unease is growing.
The last time we lit a candle, my cats tail caught on fire. So only fake ones here!
@membrr or just get fake cats.
@membrr what does it say about me that this made me LOL
@membrr White-Faced Simminy has entered the chat.
@membrr @pmarin Or get Asbestossinian cats.
Lest you think everyone knows what 420 means, I don’t think I found out until I was in my thirties. And I first tried it when I was sixteen.
Do Not Want anything that has a base note that reeks of a pseudotechbro billionaire.
@werehatrack Stinks of fascism with the sour notes of apartheid.
@user19645692 @werehatrack awww, poor clueless lefties. Need a tissue?
@richrauch No, I need a plumber.
@richrauch @user19645692 without posting any provoking comment, I got this as an order name:

/giphy economic-cantankerous-dracula
This Soylent green, right? Just rebranded.
They are actually nice candles. However, I ordered some from SideDeal (after ordering here the first time), and they arrived shattered due to poor packaging twice before they finally refunded me. I think the issue may have been made worse because I ordered several from SideDeal, and they smacked up against each other in the box (wrapped loosely in very thin bubble wrap).
@steelersluver good help is hard to find
@steelersluver I ordered two a while back and had the same issue except mine had zero packing.